Joey Silvera's Service Animals 3 Review

Reviewed by VictoriO  on  12/17/2001

Joey Silvera's Service Animals III (2001)
Director: Joey Silvera
Starring: Julie Ryan, Sixx, Melissa West, Starla, Kaylee, Cherie, Gia Regency, Brandon Iron, TT Boy, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley & Wesley Pipes
Special Features: Chapters (72), Photo Galleria (43), Fetish Menu, Cast Info & Websites
Company: Evil Angel/ All Blew Shirts

-In the September 2001 issue of Buttman magazine, there were still photos for this 'upcoming film' & it made me really want to see this film. I just hope that this will be as okay as the first installation of this series by Joey Silvera. What made me want to see this is the sexiness of Kaylee & Cherie! I hope that this will be good. Man, the DVD's menu looks excellent!

-Scene 1: Julie Ryan & Brandon Iron
Julie Ryan is a little hottie! The film opens up as we see her in a kitchen drinking some Ocean Spray juice & playing in her clit thru her crotchless panties. She teases us with her butt & puss. Brandon Iron arrives to the scene. Julie goes down on him. The blowjob is sloppy, at some points. At some points, Julie deep-throats him. Julie gets her nose pinched at times while she blows her wind, rain & mud on him. The oral sex is so intense here that at one point, Julie cries tears, sniffles, gags & coughs up a storm! This is intense already! I really hope that Julie is not like Anastasia Blue where she does this out of dysfunction (Anastasia is not right in her head, just like my shit-ass aunt)! They move to a couch where Julie rides Brandon in cowgirl. This goes on for a bit until Julie blows him off some more & continues to ride Brandon in reverse cowgirl. She then gets her ass rimmed, fingered in her cooch & gets nailed from the back. Soo, Brandon cums on her face & in her mouth a bit. No anal here? Good scene, though, with an extreme intense BJ.

-Scene 2: Sixx & TT Boy
Sixx is an Asian female who is a bit attractive but has a nice backseat. She shows off her body a bit in a truck before TT Boy smooches her up a bit. Sixx blows her wind on his love muscle before TT Boy takes her puss from the back, standing by the truck. Looks nice here! The sex goes on for a while. Not as good, but it's okay so far. Sixx blows on his trumpet some more before she rides him in reverse cowgirl as they sit in the passenger's side of the truck. They move into a house where TT embraces her, they kiss, she blows on him more, Sixx rides him in reverse cowgirl again, then in cowgirl, TT nails her from behind as she kneels on a couch & TT, finally, takes her ass in pilediver. This scene also includes some toe sucking. After the sex scene, TT cums in her mouth. Okay scene.

-Scene 3: Melissa West, Starla & Lee Stone
Lee Stone kinda looks like a stud re-make of Sean Penn. Both females are acceptacle and noticable. Both females have nice asses. Both females go down on Lee & show off their bodies. One female smacks the others ass to the point that it turns red (similar to Justine Romee's scene in Un- Natural Sex 4). The female whose ass got smacked up gets rimmed by the other female as she blows on Lee. Both females take turns blowing Lee off like he's sand. One of the females give Lee a very messy blowjob. Can we please get onto the sex now? There's also some tit sucking & biting here. Both females get fucked. There's also some light choking & painful moaning. One of the females get anal in pilediver. Next, please...

-Scene 4: Kaylee, Joey Silvera, Jay Ashley & Brandon Iron
Uh-oh! We see a superstar here. Kaylee from Ass Worship fame. She really burned in there! Her hair is long here & she gets interviewed by Silvera. Kaylee has a sweet ass on her! She shows off her body (including her pierced tongue). Brandon comes along with Jay. She gets her ass explored, blindfolded & blows on both guys. At one point, both guys try to stick their tools in her mouth, but it's no success! Ugh, one guy kisses her after than blowjob session. In these scenes, there's too much oral for me! Also, they are too messy! One guy gets rode from reverse cowgirl, then in pilediver as she blows on the other. Soon, her ass gets taken in doggy & missionary (Kaylee looks beautiful when she orgasms & does facials). Joey arrives & gets sucked off by her. Fucking yuck! The other 2 guys stand over & cum all in her mouth.

-Scene 5: Cherie, Gia Regency & Wesley Pipes
Cherie looks hot & she has a delicious rump! Gia, on the other hand, is not as sexy. Oh, my god, Cherie is dreamy! Cherie plays in Gia's cooch. Soon comes Wesley Pipes (who participated in Monica Sweetheart's thrashing in Service Animals I) comes along to eat Gia's puss. Cherie's naked booty gets shown off (delicious) & she sucks off Wesley, as well as Gia does & eats her cooch. Cherie really goes down on Gia. Gia's ass gets fingered after a long while. Too much oral here. Half the scene consists of oral sex. Cherie chokes Gia up a bit before Gia rides on Wesley in reverse cowgirl. Wesley is a bit dominant, of course! This goes on for a while until Cherie puts on a strap-on. Gia sucks on it as she gets her ass poked up from the back. Gia fucks Cherie's strap-on while Wesley takes Cherie's puss. Why couldn't Cherie get her ass nailed? Cherie sucks on Wes as she gets eaten out by Gia. Cherie's puss gets nailed from behind as Gia plays with it & Wes cums in Cherie's mouth a bit. Gia blows on Wes one last time before it's all over. Okay scene.

BOTTOM LINE: Personally, me, I am dissapointed by this. It's not really good as I hoper and/or expected it to be. Rent it, check out Kaylee's scene & leave it along. Not recommended! The DVD looks nice, but there are too many chapters, not enough special features & there are some noticable flaws on the DVD (let's just say as if this whole movie is in 2 titles instead of 1 title like a normal DVD movie)!

The Film: D+
The DVD: B-

Oliver Victorio Sizemore