Joey Silvera's New Girls 5 Review

Studio

Evil Angel Video

 

Director

Joey Silvera

Cast

Shayla Knight, Ariana Jolie, Christie, Kayla, Gwen Nicole, Kila Lynn, Mark Anthony, Tyler Knight, D.J. Raver, Trent Tesoro, Dick Delaware, Brian Pumper.

Genre

All Sex, New Girls, Young Girls

Audio/Video

Excellent video, and outstanding camera work.  Good audio--sometimes hard to hear Joey behind the camera.

Extras

Extra Footage (30 minutes) Still Photo Gallery, Cast List by Scene, Fetish Menu.

Music

Forgettable porn music, only used during opening credits and DVD menus.  No music during scenes.

DVD Format

1 Single Sided Dual Layer Disc

Condoms

None

Female Orgasms

3-4

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Those who like the Joey Silvera brand of gonzo.  Those who enjoy other volumes of the New Girls, or Service Animals series.  Those who enjoy watching new girls to the business actually enjoying themselves in front of the camera.  There's a good amount of variety in this volume from hard intensity to gentle patience.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Hardcore double-everything raincoaters.  Those who don't believe girls should have a good time fucking.  On the other side of the coin, those who don't like things to get "too" intense.

IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

Other volumes in the New Girls series, the Service Animals series, the Please series.

A MIKE LYONS QUICKIE

PREFACE:
This is a "Quickie" review.  It's been a while since I've reviewed anything, so this should be interesting.  There are no vid-caps in quickies, and I try to keep my verbosity in check a little more, but rest assured, it's the same sort of nonsensical drivel you've come to expect from yours truly.  Comments or suggestions? Please email me.

INTRODUCTION:
Lack of funds, life duties, and learning to fly have kept me out of the porn watching game for quite a while now.  Although those things are still a factor, I decided it's been too long since I sat down and did a review.  Lucky for me, Joey Silvera is still dutifully churning out movie after movie, whether I watch them or not, and I've got quite the backlog to catch up on.  New Girls #5 seemed like as good a place as any to start getting caught up with Joey's unique and enjoyable take on pornography.  Like almost all of Joey's lines, I think the New Girl's series is one of the best out there in the grand scheme of skin flicks--largely because Joey manages to take some relatively untested talent, put them in front of a camera, interject a little of his unique personality and really bring something special out of them that you're often hard pressed to see again.  I'm hoping for more of the same with this volume, and since I haven't seen any of the young ladies on the cover in action before, I once again have to put all my faith in Joey's judgment.  He's got an excellent track record with me though, so I feel pretty confident. 

SCENE 1:
SHAYNA KNIGHT, MARK ANTHONY & TYLER KNIGHT

The Action
Tease, kissing, dual cocksucking, deep throating, pussy licking, missionary, doggy, spoon (anal), reverse cowgirl (anal), A2M, cowgirl (anal), DP doggy, dual facials.

The Gist
Shayna Knight is a very cute German girl who speaks English like a pro.  I'm always flabbergasted by bi-lingual people, but that's not really important right now.  What is important is that Shayna is quite cute, and she has talents that go beyond language.  One of them is an impressive capacity for deep throat which she demonstrates here with excellent skill.  The premise of the scene is that Shayna has been brought to a mechanic's garage by her uncle, with the idea that she'll be "safe" there while her uncle runs some errands.  The two black guys who run the place obviously have different ideas and the ensuing three-way is quite enjoyable, and high spirited, with lots of smiles all around and some very nicely captured action to boot.  I enjoyed this scene, both for the nice eye candy, the nice deep throat, and for the light hearted attitude presented throughout.  A good scene with pretty girl and some hardcore action that should nicely please the deep throat and anal fans.

SCENE 2:
KILA LYNN & D.J. RAVER

The Action
Maid fantasy, tease, fem-dom, kissing, cocksucking, masturbation (pocket rocket), pussy licking, missionary, come on stomach, cowgirl, missionary, female orgasm, cowgirl, doggy, facial.

The Gist
Kila is a hot blonde who's got a fantasy.  She's dressed up in a sexy maid's outfit and is cleaning the house.  Eventually, she gets fed up that her man is in the other room lifting weights while she's hard at work.  She decides to gag him with some vinyl tape and tie him to a chair while she sucks him off.  I so wanted her to mount him reverse cowgirl while his arms were still tied to the back of the chair, but alas, my fantasy didn't come true.  Oh well.  She prematurely unties him and they fuck with nice enthusiasm.  Kila seems to have a pretty darn good orgasm, and Mr. Kila seems to have two of them.  In any case, Kila is hot looking in that pornographic style, and there's some great little Joey moments interspersed here and there for good measure.  At one point, Kila even asks Joey if it's necessary that they "take pictures" of her post orgasm experience.  I was quick to volunteer my own response--an adamant "YES!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!!", and thankfully Joey got enough of it to satisfy me.  In any case, some good fucking, a good lookin' girl, and some real moments came together to make this an interesting and enjoyable scene.

SCENE 3:
CHRISTIE & TRENT TESORO

The Action
Interview, tease, cocksucking, finger fucking, reverse cowgirl, missionary, female orgasm, doggy, cowgirl, facial.

The Gist
Oh my lord!  Christie is a brand new girl from Canada who reminds me of a young Britney O'Connell, and this is a fantastic scene.  Joey starts off with showing Christie's beautiful body off, and talking with her a bit in the way that only Joey can.  I don't know what it is about Joey's questions and his timing, but his interviews with the girls always make me smile, and it's a real treat getting to see a glimpse of their personality before they start in on the nasty.  This scene is an especially good example of this, as Christie has little reservation about talking in front of the camera.  When the fucking starts, things only get better, and Christie really seems to get into the sex, complete with her own orgasm.  I'm tellin' ya, if I weren't married....  Well, if I weren't married, I'd be a pretty lonely and broken guy without my wife, but by golly I'd still be hopelessly pining after beautiful and spunky girls like Christie.  This is a very enthusiastic and dynamic scene, complete with Joey questions in the middle of the fucking.  I loved it--this is the kind of scene that helps me remember how good porn can be.  And as long as I'm nursing my jealousy, even Joey gets a little somethin' somethin' from Christie in the extra footage.  That BASTARD!!

SCENE 4:
ARIANA JOLIE, DICK DELAWARE & TRENT TESORO

The Action
Kissing, dual cocksucking, deep throat, gagging, light bondage, cowgirl, doggy, doggy (anal), reverse cowgirl (anal), facial (swallow), female orgasm (w/squirting), cowgirl (anal), A2M, come in mouth (swallow).

The Gist
Mmm. Mmm.  Apparently this scene has been in the can for a while and is just now being released.  Ariana is not a new girl per se, but she was allegedly new when she shot this scene.  The fact is that I don't really care, what I care about is that this was a very nice scene with some intense blowjob, deep-throat, and gagging action.  It even included a little bondage mixed with sex, and I REALLY enjoyed that.  Ariana is a sexy girl, and is wearing a shirt boldly imprinted with the slogan, "Got Dick?" even as she gags on two of them.  This was some nicely intense action, and the icing on the cake was getting to watch Ariana have an orgasm.  The little candle on top came when she and her mouth did all the work to make the second guy come.  Excellent scene.

SCENE 5:
KAYLA MARIE, TRENT TESORO & TYLER KNIGHT

The Action
Tease, breast licking, pussy licking, dual cocksucking, doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, partial facials.

The Gist
Kayla is very pretty--and although at first I was not quite convinced of this.  The minute her breasts peaked into view, I no longer had any doubts.  I wasn't a fan of the two outfits Kayla wore in this scene, but lucky for me the outfits eventually come off, and the naked Kayla was a beautiful sight.  She's definitely more full-figured than she is toothpick, but by my tastes, it definitely works on her.  The scene started off a bit slow, with an extended period of cocksucking, but when Kayla started to fuck, things really started to pick up for me.  It wasn't the shear intensity that grabbed me, although Kayla certainly had me believing that she was enjoying herself, it had more to do with eye candy than anything else.  Once again, Kayla's breasts were gorgeous, and the scene finishes out in that unconventional Joey style that keeps you on your toes when compared to today's average porn fair.  Kayla gets major points for doing everything she can to get the guys off herself, and although in the end she needed a little help, I was really turned on watching her try.  Overall, this was very nice action, especially for a brand new girl to the biz.

SCENE 6:
GWEN NICOLE & BRIAN PUMPER

The Action
Mini-interview, tease, kissing, breast licking, pussy licking, cocksucking, doggy, reverse cowgirl, spoon, come in mouth (swallow).

The Gist
Gwen is a cute little blonde with some pretty muscular arms.  She says she's an athlete, and Brian Pumper finds her lifting weights in the gym.  This is a much more low key scene than some of the others in this volume, but there's some very nice moments here nonetheless.  Again, Gwen convinces me that she's feeling good things here and there (and she even claims to have orgasmed).  Brian is his usual capable self, and treats Gwen with care in this scene.  Gwen has a few too many tattoos in the wrong places for my liking (including one on each shoulder blade), but as usual Joey's skillful camera work and direction help to show her best features, and in the process, coax an enjoyable performance out of what seemed to be a shy, sweet, and inexperienced girl--a nice change of pace to round out another enjoyable volume of the New Girls series.

OVERALL:
I know I must sound like a broken record, but I really do think Joey Silvera is one of the cream of the crop of gonzo directors today.  I don't know what I'll do when he stops shooting videos, but in the meantime he's giving me plenty to enjoy.  My favorite scene on this particular video was Christie's.  She was happy, spunky, fresh and beautiful, besides being totally my type.  She also clearly enjoyed her on camera, sex experience.  On the more intense side of things, Ariana's scene came in second, with some great deep throat action, and a little bondage thrown in for good measure.  I loved the "Got Dick?" T-shirt.  Shayna's and Kila's scenes were very good, and Kayla and Gwen's scenes had that air of beautiful newcomers to the biz who happened to hook up with the right director the first time out.  This is an excellent addition to the New Girls series, and should have a little something for everyone--from some nice anal and deep throat with Ariana and Shayna, to some authentic enthusiasm with Christie and Kila, to the gentler "breakin' em in" moments with Kayla and Gwen--all captured with skill and clarity, and some personality to boot.

Questions or constructive comments about this review? Email me at MLyons@my.adultdvdtalk.com


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