Jewel De'Nyle's Last Movie Review

Reviewed by Zoid  on  10/15/2004

"Jewel goes down in a blaze of glory!" Can hardly wait. I've always liked Jewel and her performance, so this is definitely something I wanted to see. The movie is supposed to be the final chapter in her career as porn performer, so I was expecting something extraordinary.

Technical

Runtime: 2 hrs. 19 mins.
Region: all
Audio/Video: Very good

Feature

Most scenes have a short introduction where Jewel explains who the performers are and why she picked them.

Jewel, Alicia Rhodes, Elizabeth Lawrence, Julian

Jewel picked a special color theme for this scene. Every girl including herself is wearing pink-black, sexy lingerie. That's really nice, feminine touch. Jewel plays second male in this scene by arming herself with strap-on right from the start. Naturally, she's also dominating during sex and giving directions to everyone. Her strap-on skills are really impressive; it's like Jewel truly believes she has a dick and not a piece of rubber. Who knows, maybe she was a guy in her previous life. Haha. I think she also wanted to probe Julian's ass but he objected to that (watch behind-the-scenes footage). What a wuss! Jewel seems to develop very good master-slave "relationship" with Alicia, and generally Alicia is the main recipient of major nastiness. Unfortunately, Jewel herself doesn't really get fucked in this scene which probably is not that relevant given the whole set-up, but still, I always enjoy watching her having an orgasm. The scene is generally hot and energetic; girls seem to be into it, although Elizabeth could have put a bit more effort into it. Julian shoots his load on Elizabeth's asshole and buttocks, Jewel pushes it in with her dildo, and Alicia sucks some of it out and generally, cleans things up.

Themes: BJ/deepthroat/choking, rimming (f>f,f>m), P2OGM, A2M, A2OGM, strap-on, anal, vaginal, DP (with strap-on), sexy lingerie
Positions: mish (+anal), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (+anal), doggie (+anal)
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Jewel, Nina Bonet, Darren James

I'm no porn historian but wasn't Darren James the dude who was tested HIV positive and caused hell of a commotion in the porn world? Very sorry for him because he is a cool guy, but I can no longer perceive any scenes with him in usual context. It makes me think about dangers of adult entertainment, HIV, cruel reality and stuff like that instead concentrating on sexual content; I don't want to be thinking about that while watching porn. I realize that the scene was probably shot before the whole crisis, but it's surprising that Jewel decided to keep it. I can see how she wanted to pay tribute to Darren, but I would have appreciated if it was done outside the main feature. Anyway, if you can flip some mental switch and not think about harsh realities of porn, you'll probably enjoy this scene as it is technically very good. Jewel claims she hadn't done black boy/black girl at the same time before, so it's also something new. She also gets fucked into high heavens here. For me, however, presence of Darren James ruined the experience completely. Sorry.

Themes: BJ/deepthroating, vaginal, anal (only Jewel), PTOGM, A2M, interracial
Positions: reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, mish, doggie (+anal),
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Jewel, Ginger Lynn, Katja Kassin, Terri Weigel, Julie Night, Bisexual Britni

This is kind of a very fun scene. All ladies gather together to worship Ms. DeNyle (and each other). All of them wear sexy, black outfits. I just love black because it's very stylish. It may however give a bit grim, funeral feeling but atmosphere on the set was very relaxed and everybody had fun, so it worked great. Naturally, Jewel and Ginger were dominating the act, but Jewel was in the center of everybody's attention. By the way, it's was very good to see Ginger Lynn performing. She's preserved rather well and looks great, especially from some distance. As far as sex content, the horny tigresses pleasured each other in all ways possible: tongues, fingers, toys, strap-on; most of them got off several times. Everybody took it in the ass except I think Terri Weigel. The whole action was very energetic and Jewel even squirted one time; so did Terri albeit rather superficially. Camera work was very good, in my opinion, as it managed to pick up important moments from the body-salad on the floor. My only criticism is that Katja Kassin remained kind of invisible, and that Bi-Britni just didn't fit in this whole thing.

Themes: all-girl, toys (strap-on), vaginal, anal, ATOGM, A2M
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Jewel, Mick Blue

This is the only 1on1 scene in the movie. Jewel picks Mick Blue to be her date for the evening. Very romantic. This time, however, she attempts to be a submissive instead of pulling the strings as usual. This probably is my favorite scene because these two seem to have good chemistry together even though Mick doesn't speak much. Jewel gets poked in all holes and orgasms several times. Mick shoots on her face and tongue.

Themes: kissing, BJ, pussy eating, vaginal, anal, A2M, A2P (single instance)
Positions: cowgirl, doggie (+anal), anal mish
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Jewel, Julian, Sean Michaels

This is the finale which starts differently this time, with "Andrew Blake" posing session in a very nice garden or something similar. Jewel is wearing sexy, red lingerie. After that, we move inside where she takes care of two cocks, Julian's and Sean's. Sher gets her vaginal and anal treatment, takes two facials and disappears. Sean Michaels has a long dick and I think he went too deep on occasion and I also got the feeling that Jewel was "trying too hard" here. This scene left me with some mixed feelings. She was supposed to go with the bang here but.. hmm.. where was it? The action was generally good for a regular Jewel's porn flick, but surely, final scene in the last movie of the "legendary porn diamond" could have been better than this. Not talking about some extreme 500 guy gang-bang, just something with more symbolical meaning. Maybe an exotic location or suchlike (Egypt. Duh!), I don't know. So okay, sex-wise, we have double pussy stuffing but, overall, this ending wasn't really special, and given the nature of the film, it's rather disappointing.

Themes: BJ/deepthroating, vaginal, anal, DP, DPP, A2M, interracial
Positions: doggie (+anal), spoon, mish (+anal), anal side-saddle, piledriver
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Extras

• Behind the scenes
• Photo Shoots
• Photo Gallery
• Cumshot Recap
• Director's Bio
• Trailers

Final Thoughts

Jewel De'Nyle is absolutely stunning. Needless to say she has a body of a goddess, but she is also kind of woman who has this strong charisma and sex-appeal, so you can almost see pheromonal clouds going off the screen. It goes without saying that this DVD should be seen by every fan of the Nyle. It has a little bit of everything for everyone, and as a regular porn movie, it probably deserves very high score. However, this was supposed to be a monumental video, something that symbolized Jewel's glorious career as a performer. I expected something grandiose but it felt more like a "This is my last performance, guys. Bye now." production. It was good but was lacking some serious fireworks. Maybe, just maybe, it means that she may still change her mind about the retirement. Who knows? One can cherish the hope.

It's hard to rate movie like this objectively. I think if you're Jewel's fan, you'll be getting this flick no matter what. And so you should. But I can't shake this feeling that a movie such as this should have been more spectacular. It's probably because I like the "washed up porn broad" (her own term) too much. Jewel babe, if you're reading this, thanks for all the good times you provided your fans with, but know that we really won't mind seeing you aging gracefully ON camera. Seriously. Hehe! Good luck to you with whatever you do.

What I liked:

• Variety of action
• Camera work
• Outfits

What I didn't like:

• Presence of Darren James in the main feature (nothing personal)

Conclusion

Jewel has left the building but hasn't slammed the door. A must-see for all her fans though.

-Zoid (for questions and comments: raven9272@yahoo.com)