Jesse Jane: All American Girl Review

Reviewed by SexyHard  on  6/19/2007

Jesse Jane: All American Girl

Boring!

Expectations

Let's face it. Jesse Jane is a hot blonde with a great body and beautiful tits who loves to suck cock. You could probably fill an olympic size swimming pool with all the jizz she has inspired. She appears in seven scenes in this DVD. Why wouldn't I be excited?

Summary

I was disappointed by this video. The lighting was good, but the whole movie was shot in slow motion, and the soundtrack was 100% music (and pretty lame music at that). If you (or your lady) want to watch 1 1/2 hours of slow motion sex, then rent it. Otherwise pass on it.

The Cast

The Sex!!!

Jesse Jane and Jerry

Paddling, cunnilingus, standing doggie, BJ, facial.

My impression:

Despite the hint of S&M with the paddling early in the scene, this is couples porn. The whole movie is shot in slow motion. Soothing music plays in the background of this scene. Jesse's ass looks really nice while she's being spanked, and she does a great job of sucking Jerry's boner. When he jerks off on her face, Jesse takes his sticky member into her mouth, and finishes the blowjob. Still the action was too slow and gentle for my taste.

Jesse and Karlie Montana

Undressing, tit play, ass-licking, cunnilingus, candy-cane insertion, fingering, .

My impression:

Karlie looks fantastic naked. She has a pretty face, beautiful natural B-cups, and a tight young ass. Next to Karlie, Jesse looks like Michael Jackson, with her fake boobs, liposuction, and surgically enhanced lips. The scene had a classical music sound track. I would love to see more of Karlie, but the scene didn't do much for me.

Celeste Star

Masturbation.

My impression:

Celeste plays with herself through a pair of sheer white wet panties that give us a hint of what lies underneath without revealing too much. Even when she starts fingering herself, the panties stay on. This scene is a great tease, but does not satisfy.

Jesse, Nadia, and Scott Nails

Ass-licking, cunnilingus, tit play, 2-girl BJ, standing doggie, reverse cowgirl, double facial.

My impression

Nadia is very pretty with pert little breasts with nipples that stand at attention during the whole scene. Both girls look great sliding their mouths up and down long stiff rod. Scott pumps his cock into one pussy after another, and Nadia's pussy looks incredible during her reverse cowgirl. She has a ring going through her clit, and is completely shaved. The facial was spoiled by the fact that both girls let Scott's jizz drip out of their mouths rather than swallowing it.

This was probably my favorite scene in the movie.

Jesse

Cheerleader outfit, stripping, masturbation.

My impression.

Except for a nice close-up of Jesse slapping her pussy, this scene didn't do anything for me.

Jesse, Carli Banks, and Celeste

Undressing, tit play, ass-licking, cunnilingus, fingering.

My impression:

Like so many girls in this movie, Carli is very pretty. She has a lovely face, almost perfect tits, and a tight cunt with a sweet little clit. Still, the scene never really heated up, and it left me wanting more.

Jesse and Scott Nails

Whipped cream, tit play, cunnilingus, fingering, BJ, standing doggie, sideways cowgirl, cum on pie.

My impression:

Jesse gives Scott a great blow job, licking drops of cum and whipped cream off of his cock with equal relish. Scott pounds his cock into Jesse's pussy with joy, but I found myself distracted by Jesse's boob job.

Valerie Vasquez

Masturbation.

My impression:

Valerie has large natural-looking boobs that droop a little and a pretty face. Still, her pussy isn't pretty enough for her to star in a solo-scene. The lips lacked clear definition, and there was a little bit of brown on the edges.

Joey and Jerry

Foot play, BJ, fingering, doggie, cunnilingus, missionary, cum on pussy.

My impression:

I'm not a big fan of feet, but if you are, don't bother with this scene, instead check out Jenna Haze Darkside. To my eye, Joey's feet don't look particularly good, and she didn't even clean the bottom of them. To make things worse, there are discolorations on her legs that look like small bruises. Still, the rest of her looks pretty good. She has strong facial features, and her tongue is made to stroke up and down a hard cock. I also liked that Jerry came on her pussy, and then continued fucking her. I find that much sexier than facials.

Jesse and Scott Nails

Seductive glances, BJ, cunnilingus, standing doggie, reverse cowgirl, facial.

My impression:

Jesse looks good in a black bra, and, as always, her big pouty lips look great when they are surrounding a hard dick. Her pussy also looks really nice when it opens up to accept Scott's hardon. It's completely shaved, has a pretty pink color, and is topped off with a nice-sized clit. When Scott is stroking out, her inner lips grab onto his cock, and show themselves nicely to the camera.

Again, she let his semen drip out of her mouth instead of swallowing. But even after he cums, she sucks him like a porn star.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Extras

The DVD is light on extras. It has pictures, some trailers, a bio of Jesse, and a slide show.

Summary

I like it when porn shows off a woman's body while she's having sex. In addition to using slow motion, this video uses a lot of doggie-style, which can be hot, but doesn't show a lot.

Porn is a very personal matter. You may like slow motion, and you may hate the sounds of porn stars fucking. If so, you may want to check out this DVD. But if your tastes are similar to mine, you should pass.

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