Jenna Haze Darkside (Blu-Ray) Review
Jules Jordan Video
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category: Gonzo , High Definition
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Chris Charming, Scott Lyons, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito
Released on: 6/23/2008
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Jenna Haze Darkside (Blu-ray)
Just Buy It.
Expectations
Jenna Haze Darkside is one of the best pieces of smut I've ever seen. Of course I'm eager to check it out in Blu-Ray.
Summary
You may tell you girlfriend you got Blu-ray, so you could watch James Bond movies, but I ain't buying that bullshit. (Hell, she's only pretending to believe you.)
You got Blu-ray for porn.
This is one of the best porn movies ever made, and you're thinking of renting the DVD version?
You'll cum within ten minutes, then what?
That's right, the girl at the video store will give you dirty looks because it's all sticky. Then she'll take out a bottle of windex, and make you clean it while everyone on line watches and smirks, and you'll have to rent it again just to watch the second ten minutes.
Buy the Blu-ray. You'll thank me. The girl at the video store will thank you. If you can manage to keep from cumming until your girlfriend gets home, she'll thank you to.
The Cast
•Jean Val Jean(M) • Jerry(M) • Kurt Lockwood(M) • Scotty Lyons(M) • Trent Soluri(M) • Arnold Schwartzenpecker(M) • Mentally Ill Dude(M) •
• Johnny Fender(M) • Mr. Marcus(M) • Scott Nails(M) • Chris Charming(M) • Brett Rockman(M) • Mario Cassini(M) •
The Sex!!!
The detail on the blu-ray is amazing. You can see the beads of sweat on Jenna's forehead; her nipples jump out of the screen; and at the end, I think I saw a couple of sper....
Oh my god, ohmygod, ohmygod, Jenna, Jenna, JEEEENNNAA, uh, uh, oooh, OOOOHH, OOOOOHHHHH, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh god Jenna, that was good.
FINAL THOUGHTS
You're still reading the review?
Do reading reviews make your dick hard?
If not, order your Blu-ray DVD today. If you don't have a blu-ray player, then get the regular one.
If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me.
The End!
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