Jenna Haze Darkside Review

Jules Jordan Video

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Chris Charming, Scott Lyons, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito

Released on: 4/4/2006

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Reviewed by picman on 4/17/2006

Prologue This video is probably the most talked about and anticipated since Fashionistas. When Jenna Haze burst onto the scene she combined the ball tightening combination of barely legal looks with a ton of personality. Tiny and beautiful, Jenna proved to be something of a sexual dynamo. She stepped away from b/g sex for legitimate personal reasons but always stayed on the periphery, taunting us with her unrealized sexuality. Times have changed and Jenna's come back to finish the job. Her relationship with Jules Jordan assures us that this will be a quality production and a clear eyed document of things left undone or not done enough. While I've refrained from reading the reviews and stopped checking threads, it's impossible to shield myself from the good buzz this has already generated. The only question left for me is: How good is this?

Jenna Haze, dressed like a slutty Catholic schoolgirl, enters a church confessional. She admits to not only impure thoughts, but acts, and tells the priest she's helpless to prevent them from happening. Flashes of her sinning blaze across the screen and Jenna is diddling herself as she gets more worked up by her testifying. She tells him that she needs to be punished and the visual changes to a bondage wheel that Jenna is manacled to. She's blindfolded and has electrical tape crossed on her nipples. Jerry and Jean Valjean enter, both naked and hard. Jerry with a riding crop and Jean with a cat-o-nine tails. They tease her body with their tools. Sharp little taps on her inner thighs and clit with the crop while the handle of the whip is used to gag her moans. Jean kisses Jenna passionately and displays s deep hunger for her sexy body. He pulls the tape off her left nipple with his teeth, providing just a little pain to make it bud. Jerry goes the passionate route too, and sucks face with her while Jean continues to devour her tit. He goes for the other taped nipple and bites off the tape. Next, they drip candle wax down her cleavage and on her breast, then licking the stricken areas. She's still blind and her senses are on fire. The passion is deep. The kissing hungry. Her eyes are uncovered and she's staring right into Jean's face, possibly the best looking man in porn. Jerry cups her pussy and fingerpops her till she's soaking his hand. Jenna gets a taste of her emissions. Cut to her shackled in reverse, back to the camera. Her ass and thighs are warmed over by crop and whip with Jean telling her to admit to being a dirty little slut. She's released and grabs both dicks, sinking to her knees and showing us she hasn't forgotten how to suck dick. She can't deep throat but she does take considerable depth while showing hand action that's always been second to none. Jenna's stood up and bent over for standing doggy with Jerry. Jean grabs her away, spits in the hole and takes her pussy for himself. He passes her back to Jerry and the doggy train continues. Jenna starts to verbalize and urge them on as her hot ass squirms on cock. Some rotisserie action that Jenna has trouble continuing because of the action down below. They trade her again and Jenna cums with Jerry fucking her pussy and Jean cradling her head. Cut to Jenna on a red bench, being entered in mish by Jerry while Jean messes with her tits. Head for Jean is contingent on Jenna's ability to concentrate as her pussy gets pounded. She looks awesome all stretched out on the bench, getting her pussy pounded. They start to work on Jenna's little waste facility, opening it with spit, fingers and tongue before Jean's cock enters her holy of holies. Jerry keeps his dick by her mouth and plays with Jenna's pussy. It turns into an easy slide and then Jenna breaks one of her taboos by asking Jean if he wants her to suck the dick out of her ass. Done. The anal gets amped up as her legs are raised and Jean goes to town and reams her, ending in another A2M. Cut to Jenna clinched in CG and anticipating the DP. The cock gets lowered slowly into her tight little ass and both her holes are stuffed. The juice is running out of her and Jenna's fucking back. Cut to Jenna on her knees and the cum guns splatter her in open mouth facials. PCH, and she's ready for more.
Great opening scene. The kink factor in the beginning was very nice and I wish they had expanded on the wax and whips a little more, but it was great the way it was. While Jenna's body doesn't conform to most people's idea of womanly perfection, it is both perfect and irresistible. Jean found it impossible not to grab at her, which is how things should be.

Jenna walks into a shoe store in Hollywood, Kurt Lockwood, proprietor. She's already in a pair of sexy high heeled sandals, but picks out a similar looking pair of clogs. Note to Brandon Iron: size 6. Kurt is there to help her try them on and takes a great deal of delight, and more than professional interest, in her tootsies. Jenna makes a pass at Kurt and he licks her soles and between her toes. He sucks foot and bares the other one for equal time. Jenna rocks her panties a little, then rubs Kurt's crotch with her feet. He exposes himself and Jenna works the dick over with a fine foot rub, lubing her soles up with her tongue. Some hand action, then an offer of that sweet mouth. She pulls her top off and gets busy with the bj. As the intensity rises, Kurt starts to maul her. He pulls down her skirt and sticks his tongue in her ass. Spitting into her feet, he rubs his cock along the bottoms. Kurt picks Jenna up for a standing 69. Laying her back on the bench, he skull fucks gently while sucking foot. Jenna sits on the cock in RC. P2M and back to RC. Jenna encourages a deep stroke. They move to doggy and she has an orgasm, then a quick cut to Kurt sucking feet again before going up and over doggy. He pounds her out balls deep, then P2M. Cut to Kurt rimming Jenna, who's lying on her back. He keeps going back to her feet, not forgetting the theme for the scene. Mish anal penetration with Jenna gauging his speed for maximum effect. Dick in ass, foot in mouth, clit strumming. All combine to make Jenna cum. A2M. Cut to Kurt prepping Jenna's ass for another invasion with spit lube, then an up and over side entry that has her tiny body wired. Balls deep strokes in a full on up and over. Another A2M and back to the doggy sodomy. Jenna pops her cookies hard and sucks the dick clean. Cut to Kurt jerking off on her feet and leaving a cum glaze for Jenna to lick off and enjoy. PCH to end the scene.
A nice little fetish scene that should make foot lovers happy. The anal was very good here as Kurt really got into Jenna's kitchen.

Jenna's being driven around in a limo, drinking and getting horny. She has the driver stop at an adult video store. She walks in, teases one of the patrons, checks out the stores wares and heads for the video booth area. Jenna announces her presence and willingness to suck dick. The mope squad descends on her. Four guys plus the one she teased outside. Somehow, before she has the first dick in her mouth, they've relieved her of half her clothing. These guys are good. Jenna's done a blowbang before, so this is just an exercise in slutiness for her. Even though they're only getting blow jobs, Jenna gets stripped down to her socks. As is usually the case in Feeding Frenzy, the circle tightens around Jenna so she can pump two while sucking one. Jenna also takes them one at a time in a line, doing some no hands chicken heading as well as the dainty hand twist. When she's ready to take the loads, Jenna's kneeling on a mat in the middle of the room and masturbating furiously. Five loads deposited in her mouth, the last two simultaneously. Jenna does a quick emergency swallow and says yummy.
Let's see. Jenna Haze. Multiple cocks for her pretty mouth and tiny hands to ply. Loads of cum. It's been done before but will never go out of style.

Getting more and more worked up in the confessional, Jenna's cunt is bared and she's petting the wet orifice as she relates another tale. This being one of the most anticipated of the video, interracial virgin slut dressed as a bride in white. Veil, corset, stockings and heels. Jenna looks impossibly fuckable. Jules is the enabler here as he gives away his bride and films the honeymoon. He spends a good deal of time surveying this beautiful creature. Lots of nice looks at her ass, which is awfully full for such a skinny little woman. Mr. Marcus is presented to Jenna as her wedding present. He comes to her shirtless and they share a hungry kiss. Marcus paws and worships her sweet tits. Jenna pulls her skirt down and sinks to her knees, nibbling and licking his cock through his jeans. Jules tells her to suck the cock and Jenna obeys like a good wife. She takes it from half hard to rock solid in a few sucks, keeping those huge beacons she calls eyes on Marcus. He's talking to her and getting Jenna more worked up and intense. When she gets to her feet he has to take another taste of her little white titties but wants her virgin fuckhole more. Panties come down and Jenna turns her ass toward him. Marcus confirms with Jenna that she's never had a black dick before, then tells her he's going straight up her hopefully ready cunt. It's a tight fit as he fills the hungry hole in standing doggy and he draws some cream coating right away. Jenna's body is tensed and on fire as Marcus pounds her untils she's flying off his cock. P2M done with verve as Jenna's left a lot of taste on his truncheon. Back to doggy with Jenna fucking back and sucking her juices again. Marcus carries her to another room and lays Jenna on a couch, spread wide for a missionary invasion. Jenna knits her brow as things get super heated and her inner slut comes out as she fucks his dick. Marcus goes up and over to drive his full length into the little hole. Jenna knows she has him on the edge and tells him so. Her pussy cream is running freely and coating the ebony cock as she rides Marcus in CG. Jenna works the cock deep, then angles her body for the ultimate release. Marcus picks her up for a hot little ride. Jenna gets to her knees and sucks him clean. Cut to doggy on the couch. Marcus is thinking about baseball as he tries not to dwell on how hot and tight Jenna obviously is. He goes up and over, giving it to Jenna balls deep. Fucking like a steam engine, Marcus finally pulls Jenna over the edge. Now she's ready to pull his load out. Cut to Jenna sucking the slick shaft. Jenna uses her tiny hand to stroke Marcus off and his first shot goes off to the side and hits her hair. The rest is deposited in her mouth, though it doesn't look like much. Some sloppy PCH as Jenna gives her approval for the experience and suggests she does it again. Jules' consolation is that she's offering him her ass.
Jules dressed this scene up fittingly as this was the big cherry popper of the video. Jenna and Marcus had a nice rapport and talked to each other throughout. That this will be nominated for awards is a no brainer. Expect to see Jenna in a future release of Black Cravings after this.

Tory Lane, masked and corseted in latex, heads up some stairs with crop in hand. Jenna is on her knees, bound and gagged, wearing a leather or latex outfit of her own. The shirt has pink piping with a tie to match. Her bottom is covered with matching booty shorts. Tory teases her with the crop and licks at Jenna's gag and neck. She rips open the shirt violently for access to Jenna's hot budding nipples. Tory sticks her face down on the floor to explore Jenna's ass. Her tongue dives deep into the rosebud and the cheeks get spanked with the crop. The gag is removed so Tory can kiss Jenna hungrily. Tory opens up her split crotch and sticks her ass in Jenna's face. Tossed salad is on the menu, then Jenna's forced to lick Tory's boots. She sticks her big tits in Jenna's face, then licks her like a cat. Tory gets naked and fucks Jenna's face. Wrists still bound behind her back, Jenna's thrown onto the bed for Tory's depraved use. Lube gets poured onto Jenna's holes and Tory works it in. She inserts a clear butt plug into Jenna's tight rear and spanks it when it's fully embedded. Tory sucks the plug out of Jenna's ass, then releases her hands while worshipping her body. They hump in mish and Jenna gets a turn to work on Tory's body. Jenna gives her a four finger fuck, then buries her face in some choice muff while Tory fingers her own ass. They do a finger fuck DP and Jenna tastes Tory's ass from her hand. Tory spreads for Jenna's educated tongue, then tosses her on her back to suck some pussy of her own. Acting like she's on a mission from god, Tory devours sweet Jenna and makes her cum. Another clear buttplug makes an appearance and Tory digs it into her own rectum. Jenna finger fucks her pussy and does A2OGM. After more fucking and dual cleanup, Jenna commandeers the toy to fuck Tory with. She sits on Tory's back facing south and plunges the plug. Tory does A2M. Jenna offers up her ass again for the toy in piledriver. Tory sucks on the handle and moves the plug in and out with her mouth. They both suck on either end of the plug and kiss to end the scene and the first disk.
It's hard to imagine two hotter women and the action was stylish and good, but did we really need a lesbian scene from Jenna?

Jenna's dressed like a French Maid in leather. She's dusting the staircase and playing with the little treasure in her panties. Some teasing with the feather duster, and an encounter with Scott Nails in the living room. No words are spoken as Jenna accosts him and feels for the big package hiding in his pants. Jenna asks if it needs any cleaning and pulls his cock out to polish it up. Scott gets some good head, then Jenna shows him what else she has to give. Unwrapping like a Christmas present, Jenna strips down to thigh highs and heels. Scott buries his tongue in this future hall of famer's snatch, then offers her his cock again. He face fucks the little hosebeast as she revels in the role of submissive. Jenna climbs the cock in CG, whimpering and howling as he drills for oil. They roll to spoon as he pounds her balls deep. P2M and back to spoon, Jenna's body all tensed up and nipples like pebbles. P2M bj kneeling on the floor, then crawling after him to a seat that's cutaway from the backseat of a car. RC lights Jenna up as Scott pumps like a machine from underneath. Jenna rides side saddle and sucks her cum off the dick. She walks over to an ottoman and bends over for doggy. Some light choking, then Jenna offers her ass. Some spit lube precedes her spearing in doggy. Jenna's hot ass gets reamed by the big cock and she goes down for a taste. Cut to Jenna laying on the back of the couch, legs raised high, inviting his cock in missionary anal. More A2M and back to mish anal. Floor shots show how filled little Jenna is. Another A2M with Jenna pulling the cum out of Scott's dick and onto her tongue. He pushes the cum into her mouth and she sucks the hose clean.
I guess that Jules is going to put the A2M demons to sleep with this video. Jenna's sucking anything that comes out of her ass with no reservations. Just a simple one on one here, but given her dearth of meat for the last four years, there can never be too much.

Jenna's loose on the streets again and she enters another adult emporium. She's wearing a long plastic slicker and sunglasses, making her way to the back where the video booths reside. Jenna takes a booth and puts on, of all things, Gina Lynn's Darkside. There are eyes peeping through the gloryholes cut into the sides of the booth. Jenna opens her coat to reveal just a black bra and panties. She sits back and uses her body like an amusement park while Gina and Belladonna work on Travis. As Jenna gets more worked up she slides her chair over to the other wall where she can see two men are, and arms come through to grab at her hot squirming body, Arms get replaced by cocks and Jenna gets those little hands working. Another cock pops out from the far wall as Jenna starts to suck the first two. I'm almost ashamed to admit that I recognize the dicks of Brett Rockman and Chris Charming in this anonymous setting, but there they are. Jenna spots the third cock and gives Chris' big fatty some equal time. Jenna gets them all hard with tug jobs and sits on one. She really works her little frame on Rockman's cock, and the guy next to him not only has his dick out, but his balls are through the wall. Jenna opts to super size with Chris on the other wall, elicitin a "Holy shit!" as she realizes how big he is. Jenna leaves her hot cum all over the rod and sucks it clean. She mounts the third cock and takes it deep and slow. P2M, then Jenna grabbing two cocks at the same time and going back and forth. She gets back to Chris on the other wall and coaxes a hot load onto her tongue. She finishes off the other two in succession, using her hands and mouth to bring it.
This almost qualifies as a solo scene with toys, except that the dildoes are flesh and blood. I can't imagine the sensations and frustrations that must have gone on for the meat puppets as Jenna worked herself out on them.

Jenna's finished her confessing and wants to know if she's damned. The priest offers her penance. In what can't be a surprise by now, her repentance will begin with kneeling before her priest. She opens his door and strips to her leggings, banishing all thoughts of altar boys from his mind as he reads her body like braille. On her knees she pulls out the holy meat stick and smears her slutty lips all over it. Father James Deen is exorcising Jenna's demons with his big cock and fucks the sinner in standing doggy. Jenna's taking the full length and getting more and more turned on by it. Deen sits back with Jenna still impaled and she rides in RC. Jenna makes good use of the tight confines of the confessional to aid her riding style as she braces her legs against the wall to jam him deeper. Deep grinding action and a turn to CG. It's unreal how tight her little pussy still looks on these insertion shots. Jenna's cumming all over the big cock and sucks the juice from it. Cut to her kneeling in the pews and getting analled in doggy. The up and over has to be moving vital organs as Deen grinds deep. A2M bj leading to a massive facial. PCH, and Jenna receives absolution.
We're all going to hell for sure now. How did Jules arrange this location? If this wasn't a real church they did a great job of building a set. The scene smoked with some of the best visuals of the DVD. Jenna was really getting off on Deen's cock. I'd say another pre-nom scene for next year's AVN's.

Epilogue So, how good was this video? It was excellent. Jenna touched on some fetish, as well as Jules' normal staples of feeding frenzy and ass worship. She was gorgeous and cock hungry, and there was a lot of passion between Jenna and her foils during the more intimate scenes. Was this video perfect? No. I can't see why Jules would film a lesbian scene, even with the B&D trappings. Was it just to prove that he could do that kind of scene better than anyone who's filmed Jenna before? A better idea would have been a similar dynamic to her scene with Hillary Scott in Anal Princess Diaries with Jenna getting the meat in the sandwich, or at least sharing. Maybe the fact that it had been done so well, so recently, is the reason Jules decided to go for a strictly lez scene so as not to invite comparisons. Also, using an adult video store for two scenes seemed a bit repetitive, even though I'll give props for Jenna's use of the tools in the gloryhole and the way it was captured. It still left this collection short of a full on gangbang. Could it be we're not finished exploring Jenna's dark side? The way Jules built the scenes seemed to be an homage to Alex DeRenzy and his Slave To Love video. Updated and nasty as hell, but with a similar vibe. The last scene with "Father" James Deen was relatively short, but maybe the most explosive and honestly passionate of the whole shebang. Make reservations for Hades after buying this one.

The Disk Jules includes the trailer from this feature as well as eight of his other catalogue. There's a cumshot recap, bonus footage, photo gallery and Jenna Haze/Jules Jordan filmography. From the bonus sex it looks like the confessional scenes were shot first and might explain, in part, why Jenna seems so possessed when she's riding Deen. It had been a long, long time.

Recommendation Jenna Haze fans already have this title, so nothing I've said, or could say, is going to alter that. For those curious about her, this is a must rent. Many of you will be keeping it.

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