Janine's Been Blackmaled Review

Reviewed by Patrick Riverside  on  5/9/2006

After years of dick dodging, Janine released a rash of highly touted movies involving b/g scenes with Vivid. It coincides with her divorce from cable TV star Jesse James, and the big deal about this one is that it involves her first interracial scene. It's a Paul Thomas film, so you know it's going to attempt to be plot driven and stylish, even if you have zero interest in that. Janine as you now know is covered in tattoos, moreso than even the hardest of hardcore punk chicks. There comes a time when a porn star doing her first anything some ten years after she started in the biz goes from being marketable and hot to a curiosity, so we shall see here.

The Rundown:

Scene 1 - A false start where Janine fingers her ass while Julian watches jerking off. She goes to blow him, then stops. Nothing to it. Just setting the tone for who wears the pants in the relationship between these two.

Scene 2 - Eve Laurence fucks Chris Cannon on a stairwell. You wouldn't figure Eve's look fits the traditional Vivid girl style, but she looks great so I don't think you'll care. She wears a black mini skirt and a white thong. He goes down on her, and then she blows him while standing in the stairwell. He bends her over and fucks her on the railing from behind. They move to the couch where she rides his cock. He shoots a rather weak load on her tits. Quick scene, a tad disappointing. Eve is a pretty wild sexual performer, and she just isn't well used here.

Scene 3 - Janine and Julian fuck. She starts by giving him a good blow job on all fours on a bed. We move to her getting oral from him, then getting fucked missionary. Janine throws herself into this one, and her sexual performance is what you always imagined it could be. She lays flat on her stomach and gets done from behind. She gets her hands tied behind her back too, and it gets a little rough. She then mounts him, before she finishes with a handjob and a cum shot that shoots straight up all over her gripping hand.

Scene 4 - Jamie Brook and Taylor Knight do Vincent. This felt like a toss in scene, and these two gals look so similar. They both wear pink one piece minis. They take turns with him fingering the pussies, and do some reverse cowgirl while the other girl gets licked. A dildo is brought in at the midway point. He ends up blowing a messy shot all over the girls' mouthes. Really, not a needed scene.

Scene 5 - Cynthia Pendragon bangs Julian while Janine watches. Cynthia has huge fake titties that just look bizarre. It takes away from the scene, really. She blows him, then he quickly bends her over and nails her. They move to reverse cowgirl, before finishing with a side spoon from behind. He blows his spunk on her bolt-ons, and it's not framed very well. Another below par scene. It's like they didn't try with any of the non-Janine scenes.

Scene 6 - Janine goes black with Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels. They start with foreplay and cocksucking in a car. She flashes her ass as they move inside, and she blows them in the hallway of the mansion. Some great blowing and banging going on here, alternating between the two guys and also doing them at the same time. Great spot with Marcus getting blown while Sean pounds Janine from behind. Janine rides Marcus reverse cowgirl while blowing Sean. Some real passion, and we see Janine's face running with mascara. Her riding the guys reverse cowgirl is a thing of beauty. They shoot off in her face and chest. A great scene.

Scene 7 - Janine fucks Evan Stone. She wears a pink bra and thong. They have a hot 69 on the bed with plenty of looks at Evan digging deep into her pussy and ass. She blows him as he stands on the bed. He bangs her from behind standing up, which is a fantastic way to display Janine's long, lovely frame. They screw missionary on a hardwood floor. Scene ends with Evan dropping his batter on her chest. Another hot scene.

Special features/DVD quality:

Includes a behind the scenes doc with plenty of outtakes and candid moments from the film. It also features 5 g/g scenes from Janine in previously released movies. A few previews tossed in as well. The quality of the film itself is what you'd expect, very classy. But Vivid has an annoying way of forcing you to sit through ads and self-promotion if you don't know how to work your DVD player properly to get to the main menu.

The Riverside Verdict:

Thumbs up. It's hard not to think "What might have been" while watching this. Janine probably waited a few too many years to do boys on screen, but she clearly shows the passion and heat that she always did in her lesbian scenes. She may have been a bigger star based on her ability to get fucked on film by men rather than holding the caveat of doing girls only. Aside from the Janine scenes, this is an awful film sex wise, but her three scenes make it worth owning just to say you have film where Janine gets the meat.