Jan Dvorak & His Friends Review

Reviewed by Boner Bud  on  9/24/2004

He's a hockey player! He's a firefighter! He's an Olympic wrestler! Jan Dvorak wears many hats in this movie, but whatever role he's playing, there's no denying that he is a beautiful, beautiful man. With a big dick. This DVD celebrates his bod by compiling some of his scenes from other films.

The Plot
Because this is a compilation of previously released material (something the box fails to mention), there is no plot. Instead, what we get are 5 scenes, all starring Jan Dvorak. First up, our hero is sore from playing hockey, so 2 of his friends help him out by giving him a massage in the locker room. Soon all 3 are sucking and fucking their pain away. Next up is a solo scene with Firefighter Jan jacking off in the cab of a fire truck. In the third scene, Firefighter Jan is back and tries to help out some younger recruits with their poles. Again, more sucking and fucking ensues. The fourth scene is where we are introduced to wrestler Jan. He and his team member are practicing for the Olympics, but they end up tearing their underwear off as they roll around on the mat. When their coach gets angry at them for fooling around, they decide to get back at their coach by making him suck their cocks, and then taking turns fucking him. This is the only scene where one of the actors has a body that even comes close to rivaling Jan's, and the sex in this scene is also the highlight of the film. The final scene is (gasp!) a bi-sexual scene. Hockey player Jan returns and this time a female fan has gotten into the locker room and wants to get an autograph. Jan and one of his teammates are happy to oblige, but they want to make her earn it. Some viewers out there may be turned off by this scene, but it actually didn't bother me that much. There was enough man-on-man action to keep me interested.

What I liked
Obviously the best part of this DVD was the star, Jan Dvorak. He's got a body that just doesn't quit. But a pleasant surprise about this DVD is the trailers section. We get so many trailers that I lost count. But a fair number of them showed scenes of in-the-mouth cumshots. So I think I've found a few more movies that I'll have to check out!

What I disliked
In a few of the scenes, the other actors didn’t have the kind of body that Jan does, and they weren't always so attractive either. And in some cases, the sex started off a bit slow. In the first scene, Jan almost looked bored at the beginning. It wasn't until he started fucking one of his co-stars that he finally started getting into it. Also, the DVD is clearly divided into 5 chapters at the main menu. But they broke the movie up into WAY too many sub-chapters. Once the movie has started playing, if you hit the skip button to go the next chapter, the film only advances a few seconds. Very annoying!

Overall Thoughts
If you don't already own any of the films from which this compilation was made, this could be a good place to start exploring the work of Jan Dvorak. But if breasts and beaver turn your stomach, then you'll want to turn it off before you get to the last scene!