Jailbait 7 (Jules Jordan Video) Review

Reviewed by Doghouse Reilly  on  9/28/2010

INITIAL THOUGHTS
The fifth installment in this series was one of the best pornos I’ve ever seen, so I couldn’t wait to get this one in the DVD player. Unfortunately, number 7 doesn’t even come close to that effort, but there are a couple good scenes for lovers of porn with younger themes. As is expected from a Jules Jordan production, the scenes are very long and the movie stretches over two discs.

SCENE BREAKDOWN
Mallory Rae, Victoria White, Erik Everhard, and Toni Ribas – Two annoying blondes are sitting in class, and after pissing off the nerdy teacher they get sent to see the guidance counselors, Erik and Toni. It’s a good thing these guys aren’t actually near our high schools because before long Erik has his face buried in Mallory’s ass and Toni is balls deep in Victoria’s mouth. You get all the action you’d expect here, even though the girls don’t seem entirely into it. Unfortunately, there’s not much interaction between the girls other than at the end when Mallory licks cum off of Victoria’s face. Average scene.

Mikayla Luv and Erik – Mikayla is a hot little Latina who probably weighs all of 85 pounds soaking wet. She feels sick today and requires the services of a doctor (Erik). He performs a physical exam, which, for some reason, involves her sucking on a pacifier shaped like a cock. Whatever. She’s hot, and all this buildup leads to Erik shoving his fat cock into Mikayla’s tiny frame before filling her waiting mouth. Very hot scene.

Ashlyn Rae and Erik – Ashlyn is cute brunette with pale skin. She’s sitting in class taking a test. She makes the mistake of pulling a cheat sheet out of her panties with janitor Erik looking on. To keep him from telling the teacher, she offers up her supple young body. Yes, it’s clichéd, but it does the job. Erik pounds into her on the teacher’s desk. The action is pretty good but the scene drags on about 15 minutes too long. He dribbles a small load on her chin as the scene fizzles to an end.

Melissa Matthews, Alyssa Hall, and Toni Ribas – Toni the teacher is trying to get through to two students who got bad grades on their test. You can see where this is going. He teaches the two young ladies how to say “I like to suck cock” in Spanish (it’s “me gusta chupar polla” for those keeping score) before encouraging them to try a hands-on demonstration. In this scene, the girls interact a little more than in the first scene, while Toni takes care of his needs. A couple times during the scene, he works a little squirt out of both Melissa and Alyssa. The ladies end by snowballing Toni’s load, but Alyssa gets to swallow it down. Their effort gets them and A+. Nice scene.

Amia Miley and Erik – This scene might push the young girl theme a little far, as Amia acts very young. She plays Erik’s friend’s little sister and Erik is left to watch her as his buddy goes out. Erik tells Amia she needs to get in her bath. She starts spelling out dirty words and Erik shows her what each one means. This game escalates from licking Erik’s tip to a full-blown fuckfest in the bedroom. Amia’s got a nice tight body but a couple strange things kept distracting me during the scene. Like Amia sucking on a rubber ducky and barking like a dog when Erik enters her doggie style. Anyway, Erik finishes off by shooting on her chin.

Dani Cole and Erik -- The marathon movie ends with a Girl Scout fantasy. Erik and his buddy are hanging and talking about shooting another installment of the Jailbait series. On cue, Dani in her little uniform knocks on the door. The guys tell Dani that they’re working with a charity that collects semen for women overseas. They’re just not trying anymore. But in the fantasy world, it works, and Dani starts extracting the product. After some fucking that totally lacks energy, Erik pulls out and drips a load on Dani’s ass crack. Bad ending.

EXTRAS
A 42-minute behind-the-scenes with outtakes, extra fucking footage, and the cast hanging out on set, a cumshot recap, 6 trailers, a cast list, and a photo gallery.

FINAL THOUGHTS
The sound was pretty bad throughout the movie. The set-ups to the scenes were generally pretty lame and it didn’t help that the scenes were all about 45 minutes, which is just too long. Long does not equal better. A couple scenes were good, so the movie might be worth a rental for fans of the younger theme.