Jade Lo Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  5/25/2010

The Story, and the Sex:


Bridgette Kerkove

Jade Lo turns down the advances of sleazy manager- Mr. Chapman (Dillon Day). But Bridgette has no problem with giving head (and a “hole” lot more) to get ahead. So, Bridgette gets down on her knees and sucks Dillon’s wang, as well as letting the dude bang her fun bags. In no time at all, Bridgette ends up atop Dillon’s desk, getting her openings fingered and licked in preparation for some pussy pounding. Sure enough, Dillon sits back on his chair and has Bridgette bounce away on his power-pole in reverse-cowgirl. Bridgette then gets bent over and fucked in doggie while Dillon jams his thumb up Bridgette’s dookie-hole. (Despite Bridgette well-known proclivity for anal acts, Ms. Kerkove doesn’t take any man-meat up the wazoo here). Bridgette also gets poked in missionary while self-sodomizing herself, all of which culminates with Dillon pulling out and blasting his dick-sauce across Bridgette’s face.

Gwen Summers

While shooting for a move set in the Amazon, Gwen ands Jewel encounter a horny native, played by Brett Rockman. Gwen turns on her horny charms, which includes her scarfing down Brett’s-one-eyed python. Gwen then gives her partner a quick pointer on how to much carpet, and the lucky guy is certainly a quick learner, much to Gwen’s enjoyment. With Gwen’s cookie suitably prepped, Ms. Summers rides Brett’s cock in cowgirl, bouncing at a high rate of speed like a total fuck bunny. Later, Gwen bends over to get slammed in standing doggie until Brett fires off his load all over Gwen’s face.

Jewel DeNyle

In in due course, Jade Lo has to spread her legs for a certain TV show host, Jerry. (Played by Joel Lawrence). The action immediately starts with Jewel slobbing Joel’s knob. Not bad at all. In return for giving Joel head, Jewel gets her hot little pussy licked and fingered. With Jewel still on her back, Joel slips her the bone in scissors, but Jewel looks especially scrumptious when she’s riding Joel’s joystick in cowgirl. Jewel ends up on her back again, but to allow Joel’s cock into her ass. As Joel pummels Jewel’s brown-eye, her pussy gets a bit of attention with some well placed finger-play. Joel finishes buggering Jewel by pulling out and coming on her pubic area.

Nikita Denise

During a movie where Jade Lo portrays a famous, deceased Tejano singer, co-star Nikita gets the hots for drummer Dale DeBone. The brief kissing that follows soon gives way to Nikita getting on her knees to swallow Dale’s drumstick, effortlessly it seems. The Czech-born sexpot definitely has wonderful deep-throating skills, which is always a good thing. The scene then changes to Nikita bent over, getting fucked in the ass. Following such wonderful sight of doggie-style anal, Nikita continues with the backdoor banging by riding Dale’s cock via cowgirl, which elicits all sorts of lusty moans and snarls from the Euro-nymph. (Nikita pretty much keeps most of her clothes on here too). Nikita later pulls her legs back by her head and gets sodomized via missionary anal. Dale ends the tryst by giving Nikita the porn facial treatment.

Chandler

When Jade Lo’s then boyfriend ends up on trial for a little bit of nightclub gunplay, Jade-Lo supposedly sends the willowy and sexy Chandler to “convince” the deliberating jurors to find for the defendant. Chandler focuses her efforts on Joey Ray, sucking and jerking the lucky guy’s cock. Joey responds to Chandler’s efforts by burying his tongue and fingers in Chandler’s twat. (Meanwhile, the rest of jury looks on). The slinky seductress goes for some cock bouncing via reverse-cowgirl, and later gets on all fours for some good old reliable doggie-style butt-fucking. Subsequently, Chandler gets on her back, and with her legs pushed toward her face, Chandler gets her poop-chute drilled in missionary. The end result: Joey the Juror unloads his seed on Chandler’s face, and getting some guy-gravy on one of Chandler’s eyes.


The DVD:

The production values fare done well, and for those viewer interested in DVD extras there is a Behind the Scenes Segment, some porn star Biographies and a Slide Show (a.k.a. Photo Gallery).


Summary:

I’ve enjoyed Jerome Tanner’s stuff in the not so distant past, and well, I’m definitely a fan of Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise and Chandler. So to see them in action, and doing anal, was something of a treat. Thus, this tongue in cheek celebrity parody that features a few ladies getting it between their cheeks, and thus, Jade Lo gets a thumbs up from me.