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Jack's Teen America: Mission 7 Review

Digital Playground

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Reviewed by pwing  on  9/29/2005

Cast:
Katja Kassin, Marie Luv, Vanessa Lane, Tiffany Holliday, Austin Kincaid

Production Date: 2005

Directed by Robby D. for Digital Playground

Marie Luv "$ista Luv"
"Okay. So who's dick do I have to suck?" -Marie Luv

Jack's got Luv acting completely ghetto here. Funny as hell if you ask me. She's looking pretty busted with some rollers in her hair until she decides to go get cleaned up.

Luv gives a good head job and looks great bent over in her fishnets doing it. Charming opts to rip through them to get to her fine black pussy for some CG that gets things off to a nice start. Chris gets the best of both worlds as he switches between her ass and pussy. He must like the ass more though since he sticks with it through the following doggie and most of the other positions.

Luv ends up taking his load in her mouth although she spits it all out.

Vanessa Lane "Interview Already In Progress"

As the title might imply Vanessa is already in the swing of things when this one opens. It's not long at all before she has a mouthful of cock to work with. This nasty girl loves doing nasty things and apparently one of those is excellent sloppy BJ's.

Her willing ass takes the trademark Teen America clear buttplug then Val Jean swaps it with his cock for some doggie while Lane pleases her other hole with a purple vibe. That's the only action her pussy gets in this scene; it's anal from front to back here.

This scene ends on a low note with Val Jean spraying himself rather than Lane... what a shame.

Austin Kincaid "Austin and Those Titties"
"I'm very good with my mouth." -Austin Kincaid

The tight black outfit Austin is wearing can't hide those ginormous tatas of hers. It's a damn pity that they ever have to be covered up.

After watching her act all sweet and innocent in her interview it's nice to watch this soft spoken sweetheart slut it out (how's that for alliteration). Unfortunately for as nice as she is to look at the scene never generates any heat and will probably become the victim of fast-forward. The simple fact is that the male talent here just can't keep up with her. Kincaid is all smiles throughout the scene but I'm guessing that a paycheck is the main motivation here.

Tiffany Holliday "Tiffany, Pipe Groupie"
"So who do I gotta fuck to get my way to the top of the Teen America chart?"

Guitars seem to be Holliday's thing. As she explains we find out that each guitar represents a guy she's fucked and eventually she get so horny that she fucks the sound guy.

Her ass is almost too tight to accomodate some blue beads that require quite an effort to get in. Tiffany pulls off some fairly acrobatic positions before the beads come out then she performs a bunch of anal positions before the pop.

I got to give it to her for getting bent up in all kinds of crazy ways to fuck. She goes a little over the top with the things she says but aside from that the scene is decent and enjoyable.

Katja Kassin "Piggies Have Birthdays Too."

Maybe it's just me but I could just sit and listen to Katja talk all day. Damn she's sexy! However this scene quickly progresses from conversation to cock swallowing which Katja handles no problem. Katja trades between sucking two cocks while holding her birthday cake the whole time. Now that's concentration.

Staying with the birthday theme Kassin gets a buttplug in her ass which has balloons floating from it. Don't let it be said that Robby D. lacks for imagination. The rest of the scene progresses nicely with Katja being passed between the guys, getting DP'd, and eventually catching two loads on her face and birthday cake.

Truth be told this is the one redeeming scene on the DVD.

Bonus Materials

photo gallery

slideshow

trailers

jacksplayground.com

contact

Summary

Unfortunately this is the worst of the 7 currently available Teen America titles. That's not to say that this installment isn't worth a watch since Robby D.'s worst is still pretty good. However only Katja's scene really piqued my interest so unless you're buying Teen America 7 strictly for her you're better off with one of the other 6.



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