I've Never Done That Before 5 Review

Running Time: 140 min.

Production Date: 2 / 11 / 2002

Director: Tyce Bune

Cast: Mika Tan, Jade, Donna Marie, Lisa Parks, Jordan, Santino Lee, Pat Myne, and Tyce Bune

Initial Expectations: I’ve been having pretty good luck out of Wildlife, and am expecting a pretty good all sex feature.

Initial Reaction: It’s a lot better than I originally expected, and good enough that I’m looking forward to more from Tyce Bune.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for straight ahead gonzo porn with a nastier edge

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants all anal first timers

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. It’s clear and well balanced for the most part, although there are a few portions that do appear to have been dubbed. The video is much the same way. It’s normally clear and well lit. There are a few minor soft focus problems, which are very few and far between. There are also a few places where you clearly see Tyce running around with the video camera, which do somewhat fit with the story in the scene where it happens, but is something I rarely want to see.

Music: None.

Menus: The menus are simple, yet don’t feel cheap. The main menu has a little animation from the movie and a few stills. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from each scene.

The Feature: I’ve Never Done That Before 5 works on a simple principle. It’s all first time experiences for the stars, although it’s not always a first time anal as some might interpret the cover. Each scene stands on its own, and has a small lead in to introduce the stars and keep things light.

Tyce Bune starts things off playing with himself. Not that way! He’s trying to regain his youth playing with his toy radio controlled car, and is found by Jade, a cute eighteen year old in a purple schoolgirl type outfit and with her hair in pigtails. They play around a bit before Jade asks Tyce to take her back to his place so they can have some real fun. They kiss a bit before Tyce dives into Jade’s bald beaver and ass with his tongue and fingers. Tyce doesn’t bother with Jade’s mouth, and goes directly to fucking her missionary style and making her tits jiggle as only real ones can. Jade cleans her juices off Tyce’s cock, as well as giving his bunghole a cleaning, before getting her ass spanked while she rides Tyce cowgirl style. This seems to work well for Jade since she squirts, and afterwards she asks Tyce to fuck her in the ass. Tyce slowly warms her ass up with his tongue and fingers before slowly fucking it reverse cowgirl style. Jade takes a few ass to mouth breaks, gives Tyce a rimming between ass fuckings, and finally lets Tyce pop in her as he’s pulling out. Apparently, Jade thinks nasty is the way to make it to the top, and I’m sure if she keeps it up, she’ll gain a pretty decent following. I’m not too sure this is Jade’s first anal, since she does gape a bit, but she doesn’t always seem completely comfortable with it, so it very well may be. It’s a pretty hot scene, and is helped out by a fun opening. I went into this scene a little skeptical, but Tyce shows some good hope behind the camera right away that should make other skeptics show some interest.

Brit Donna Marie dons a cheerleader outfit next, and is soon after visited by Mika Tan. Mika tells her about staying at an all girls school and how they’d have to take care of each other before volunteering to demonstrate. Mika dives into Donna’s pussy and attacks her eager clit while furiously rubbing her own. As the girls take care of each other, Tyce finds out what’s going on and invites Santino Lee to come listen to them. The guys hide when the girls hear them, but later ask them to play strip jump rope. After playing a little, Tyce takes Mika upstairs where Mika gives Tyce some nice oral attention, including his taint and asshole, before hoping on to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She puts some nice energy into fucking Tyce, but already has her white ass lube on which is more than a little distracting when we get to watch her from behind. Tyce moves on to fuck both of Mika’s holes from behind with a small break in the middle to warm up her ass. Tyce never pops in the scene, with it instead ending with Tyce and Mika going downstairs to check on Santino and Donna. It’s an extremely hot segment, and nicely ends looking like the action isn’t completely done yet.

Downstairs, Donna gives Santino a short blowjob before laying back on the table for him to fuck her. They go through a couple standard positions before Donna asks Santino to fuck her ass. Of course, she also takes the ass to mouth, and puts some decent energy into things. They’re soon joined by Tyce and Mika, who move to the other end of the couch to fuck. The guys decide to give the girls one more test, and start out double teaming Donna. Mika takes her double penetration next, but rather than taking on the guys takes on Donna with a strap on in her pussy and Tyce in her ass. Mika gets into it very well, and appears to have a pretty good orgasm off it before she and Donna 69 each other while the girls fuck them. Mika takes a cream pie from Tyce that squirts onto Donna’s face, while Mika takes a facial from Santino. It’s another hot scene with good chemistry and intensity. Tyce is a little formulaic in his scenes, but they have enough heat that you rarely notice the few problems with the scenes.

Tyce and Pat Myne pick up cheerleader Lisa Parks on her way home from school when her bike gets a flat tire. After making sure she’s eighteen, Tyce and Pat convince Lisa to come over to Pat’s place and try out for a TV show Pat’s going to be making. She’s a little unsure as Pat works his way across her body, but seems to get a lot of knowledge and confidence when it’s time to suck his cock. Lisa doesn’t take much time to suck Pat, and quickly climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. She moves off to let Pat fuck her missionary style before rolling over onto all fours to let Pat explore her ass and fuck it from behind. Tyce enjoys watching it so much that he can’t hold back from joining in, and first lets Lisa suck his cock and then fucks her ass. Pat and Tyce trade back and forth in Lisa’s ass, with most of the anal action occurring in pile driver, which doesn’t appear to feel that good to Lisa. Pat finishes things off with a pop on Lisa’s face, while Tyce decorates her pussy. It’s an okay scene that seems to go down as the scene goes on. Lisa does a decent job playing the “innocent little girl”, while Tyce and Pat match her as sleazebags. Unfortunately, as the scene goes on, Lisa doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself, which brings the scene down a lot for me.

Finally, Jordan, an average looking dirty blonde, gets dressed for school and goes around taking a few pictures before showing up at Tyce’s house wanting to shoot a few pictures of his plants for a school project. He talks her into posing a little for him, and of course showing him her goodies. They quickly end up sixty-nining each other before Tyce starts boning her bald beaver missionary style. Surprisingly, Tyce pops on her pussy and then goes back for more, taking her pussy in a couple positions and then fucking her ass. Jordan demonstrates a few gapes and finally takes Tyce’s dick droppings in her snatch. This was a very okay scene that occasionally had me a little bored. I don’t know if it was Tyce’s formula getting a little old or whether it was just a lack of chemistry. Regardless, this one didn’t do a whole lot for me. Something was missing and caused this scene to end up pretty average.

I’ve Never Done That Before 5 is some surprisingly good straight ahead gonzo porn. The sex is pretty hot and has decent chemistry throughout the feature. The only scene that didn’t impress me that much was Lisa Parks’ scene, as it seemed to lose chemistry and enjoyment throughout the scene. There are also a few spots throughout the movie where the cast overdoes things a bit, but for the most part they all look like they’re having a lot of fun and just where they want to be. It’s also helped out by Tyce’s setups, which give the scenes a fun start and let you know what first time experience the scene’s supposed to be about. Due to the cover proclaiming this as an “All Anal” feature, I was expecting this to be most first time anal experiences, but instead most of the scenes were something like “first time I did an Asian girl”, which left me slightly disappointed. Although something that disappointed me at first, I did quickly forget about it since the sex drew me in and kept me there for almost the entire feature. Tyce’s setups also push the barely legal thought of the feature even though several of the girls look quite a bit older. I’ve Never Done That Before 5 is a great choice for anybody looking for some straight ahead and slightly nasty fucking.

Extras: The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot. Other than that, all you get is internet information and company info.

Themes: Straight, inter-racial, rimming (male > female and female > male), spanking, squirting, anal, ass to mouth, lesbian, group, DP, toys, and barely legal

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, the I’ve Never Done That Before series can be found online for between $12 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for under $15. If you’re looking for some good whacking material, this should be a very good buy. The scenes are hot and fairly nasty, while also keeping things amusing. Unfortunately there isn’t anything worth mentioning for extras, but there is a good transfer.

Note to Wildlife: A couple extras would have been great here, such as your normal behind the scenes featurette, although I’m pretty sure when you pack a DVD this full of sex, most of the target market isn’t going to care.

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