It's a Secretary Thing Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/29/2008

Ok fans hot on the heels of other successful series such as It's A Mommy Thing, It's a Daddy Thing cums the newest entry, It's a Secretary Thing!! You know in porn it's always hard to find a girl that's good at taking Dicktation so leave it to Patrick Collins and co. to lead the way in finding qualified young ladies to take cock and make it work! So let's meet these ladies and see if they're ready to join not the workforce but the fuckforce!

Shyla Stylez:

Well our first woman up is what I'd say a grossly overqualified candidate, lol, and that's a very very good thing! But hey I'm all for any chance to watch this sexy Canadian suck cock even if she's already proven to be one of the best in the biz. I have to say, though, she's quite the striking figure in the black skirt and jacket, the cleavage spilling out. Her boss has her go searching for records which has her climbing up stairs giving us few perve shots. Ok the flirting really starts soon after, the feet rubbing over his holstered cock and I must say Shyla does an amazing job of losing those clothes, slowly, very slowly! Anyone who's watched porn over the last few years knows she can suck cock with the best of them. That big black cock does a great job of filling up that pussy and we witness more than a few good shots of Miss Stylez riding it. Not a bad pop either at the end with cleanup too from Shyla, she's a sure hire in my book.

Ashley Blue:

We open the second scene with Mick Blue berating his secretary, seems she forgot some files he wanted or at least he perceived she messed up. So cut to a short time later and she's brought a boxload of files over to Mick's place, he's enjoying a game of billiards as she arrives with the documents. He still doesn't seem pleased and I detect she's a little pissed off herself so something's got to give here. Mick starts in criticizing her appearance, the shirt opened up a little, hey we're enjoying the view, he wants the skirt pulled up, why I don't know, lol. Well I think he wants a little more obedience from his underling, so the hand gets shoved into Ashley's mouth and she proves that she can take pretty much all of it and this is quickly followed with Miss Blue on her knees engulfing Mick's cock, you want gagging to the Nth degree this is a girl you'd want, spit drooling down from her mouth and his shaft, no romantic sensual bj here fans. Mick isn't all mean spirited and he does provide some oral relief for Ashley and he's among the best men working in this area so that looked good. The sex maintains that intense feeling begun with the bj, funny while pounding her Mick takes a business call, lol, he puts it on speaker!! They work through a variety of positions including a very good looking piledriver anal with massive gaping from Ashley. With her makeup a mess around the eyes we end with Ashley jerking the load out into her mouth with cleanup so damn she was put in her place I guess.

Karlie Montana & Carli Banks:

Well now the scene is a bit different with two girls in the scene. We find Karlie on the phone, it's hot as the AC isn't working and she's berating someone about something, lol, when her last appointment of the day arrives and is shown in. Karlie is looking for some help, it's a demanding position but it pays well! Karlie's only rule is that commands you and you obey-- the pay's good but now comes the terms of service!! You'll wear whatever Karlie wants and Carli gets an odd command, she is ordered to go and strip off her panties and deliver them back to Karlie as a get to know you present! Karlie sniffs them and well seems the pass the sniff test and turns out Karlie's got something sweaty for Carli-- next shot has a nude Miss Banks with a bunch of post it notes adorning her body, slut, skank, fuck hole== the usual!! I like the one which said Eat Me!! Cut then to Karlie tearing a hole over her own coochie and Carli moving in to sniff it and well then it's licky licky time. The young Miss Banks is quickly warming to her new duties of fuck slave moving from pussy to kissing ass, loved the shot of Carli's face buried in between Miss Montana's ass cheeks, one of the best g/g oral shots you can get. There is some toy usage too on the boss before she gives her newest employee the seal of approval getting behind her to lick at that young juicy pussy. A bit more toy usage before we close this one out, a successful new partnership, we'll see but it's had a great beginning.

Jamie Lamore:

Ok as we hear the Italian music playing you see our next front is a Pizzaria but also in blue neon is the tag on & Escort Agency so hmm wonder what kind of pie these boys are really selling!! As we go inside we get our answer, I see no ovens, no pieces of pepperoni but ok here it goes, plenty of sausage, lol. Mikey Butders is the head guy there and we cut to Jamie in the bathrooom puttin on the finishing touches with her makeup-- is she one of the 'dough' makers, hehe. She adds a pair of glasses at the end which definitely help the whole secretary look, not sure about baking pizzas but I think that part of the equation is long gone now. She goes in to see Mikey who gives her some work to do but she's not following what he wants but she tries going over to the filing cabinet, the bend over shot of her skirt was pretty hot, Mikey seemed to like it. Ok enough pretense, let's get to the fun stuff. Jamie on her knees, still wearing the glasses and black dress engulfing Mikey's cock, the side view was very nicely used here. We even get a little POV shot and with the glasses still on that was a great shot. Mikey has some fun playing around with her pussy while she's still consumed with sucking cock. Several appealing positions are worked in here, she's a hot chick!! Doggie, reverse and for the finish Mikey pops on the black desk top and well she is a secretary so cleanup is part of her duties too, lol but alas no cleanup here as the big boss comes in and Mikey's toast!!

Jenaveve Jolie & Evie Delatosso:

Well the finale opens in LA as we see on the screen and a nice lear jet is landing at the airpot, Coming Into Los Angeles by Arlo Guthrie anyone, hehe. We get some voice over work here about Alec and his secretary assitant Jenaveve, the two need an assistant for the assitant, lol, so they bring in Evie for the job. Inside we find Jenaveve and Alec already quite cozy with each other, kissing and we get some good solo stuff by Jenaveve using a hitachi wand on her pussy while Alec readies his pussy, all the while we see Evie making her way closer to their position. Alec then works the cock out and brings it ever so close to Jenaveve's tongue but then the elevator opens and Evie's nearly there, they better get dressed quick, hehe. Well Evie arrives to the hotel room and she hears the moaning inside so I think she suspects something but she doesn't run off, sticking around as Jenaveve and Alec hurriedly get dressed. Miss Jolie opens the door doesn't even say a word before bringing in Evie, we see the rundown with the eyes and yeah Evie passes the test.

Inside Alec then fills her in on the story and what he wants. Evie seems apprehensive but she's still sticking around even with Jenaveve sitting so close and well she seems intent on doing something and just waiting for the right time. Evie's reading something Alec wanted to translate to a different language I gather and well as she's reading the material the sexual undertones get more and more apparant. You see Evie's white shirt slowly unbuttoned and Jenaveve's fingers start tracing over the ample breasts we know are underneath, the shirt is opened even wider as the sexual tension gets hotter and hotter. Finally Jenaveve makes her move opening that shirt all the way and damn if Evie doesn't just give in to the passion right then and there, issing to her bosoms and the girls start making out as an interested Alec looks on. Nice buildup here between Evie and Jenaveve, the two seem well matched and the breasts uncovered and just divine and worth plenty of kisses. As a matter of fact it's Evie who goes down first to eat pussy and that was very good, Alec staying close by gets a mouthful of Jenaveve's tits before the two of them set their sites on the lovely body of Miss Evie Delatosso. Stroking the pussy lips, fondling her boobs they make her feel very welcome and the hitachi wand makes another appearance as well, this time on Evie's coochie. Alec brings his cock back out and Evie's mouth is most receptive to engulfing it, soon the ladies share the knob polishing and finally Alex lays pipe to both these beautiful women. These ladies have so many good areas of interest body wise I suspect each position will hold interest for some segment out there, the pace was very good and the energy seemed very high all around. Both girls get to share the spoils after a fun strong fuck, capping a good title from Patrick and co.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well here's another successful line launched and I'm sure we'll see more volumes as more young ladies seek to enter the fuckforce!! No shortage of hotties here beginning with Shyla Stylez and we get two scenes featuring two girls and well seeing Ashley Blue again was cool and Jamie Lamore more than holds her own in her scene so all in all a title well worth checking out. Now for extras you have some pics to check out, there's no BTS which sucked a little but this is offset somewhat by the inclusion of a bonus scene featuring the lovely Naomi, yeah that lovely ass!! So a good bonus for sure. She's taking on Mick Blue and Dave Cummings and I forget the title but it was a great scene so enjoy!