It's a Mommy Thing 3 Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: MILF
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Starring: Lisa Ann, Buck Adams, Kristal Summers, James Deen, Payton Leigh, Jim Orlando, Rucca Page, Mikey Butders, John Espizedo, Kacey Jordan, Brenda James, Beverly Hills
Released on: 4/22/2008
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Reviewed by picman on 7/9/2008
| Prologue If there's one thing I feel confident about, where there's a fetish or perversion, Patrick Collins stands ready, willing, and able to make a good erotic show of it. Especially if it's something he's really into. Fisting, squirting, feet, have all been labors of love for him. He did a great job with It's A Daddy Thing, as I'm certain he's down with May/December relationships, so it's not a reach to think he might bring his special brand of perversity to it's polar opposite. Lisa Ann and Kristal Summers grace this volume. That's a good start right there. |
 Lisa Ann arrives home from work to find her daughter, Rucca Page blasting music through her headphones to drown out the crying she's doing. Her tits are half out of the slutwear she's got on and Lisa's pissed about her attire. Rucca's upset because her boyfriend made her put it on, then blow him, and complained she didn't do it right. Lisa says she can make things right and calls boyfriend Mike Butders over for a talk. She sits him down and gives him a talking to, getting ever so close as she initially berates him, but promises to help train him for the future. A short lesson on using his senses has Butders agitated, and Lisa ups the ante by ordering him to pull out his dick and show her how he masturbates. She stops him right away and shows Mike what he should be doing, her hands tugging on the stiff cock sensually. A hint of hot breath. A lick of her hand. A near kiss. Some quick licks of the tip. Ever closer to sucking his dick with her maddening tease, then Lisa quizzes him on what Rucca might have done wrong, letting him know that he should have instructed, not complained hurtfully. Butders falls short in the kissing game, too, so Lisa shows him how. Her blouse comes off and Lisa's breasts are in a demi cup, spilling out sexily. Butders displays his tit love technique, getting better marks from a turned on mother. "How did you eat her pussy?" "I didn't." Who didn't see that one coming. This is an important lesson, and apparently Rucca's been watching all along, masturbating to the scene unfolding. Cut to the three of them together, Butders sucking on Rucca's tig ass bitties and Lisa showing her how to diddle her twat. Mikey practices his new oral skills on Rucca's raw looking pussy while Lisa plays with her tits. Before feeding Rucca some dick, Lisa and Butders team up on her pussy, his fingers in and hers on the clit, causing Rucca to tighten up and cum. They fuck in mish. Long, slow strokes to start, then a hard banging. Butders gets between them and Rucca starts to blow him. This time it's her turn to learn the proper way as Lisa grabs the dick from her. She takes her through the tease, then the deeper draws as they share and learn. Rucca's a quick study, getting compliments from both of them. Lisa shows her how to ride a cock in CG, which if it feels as good as it looks, is amazing. Her ass cheeks clench the cock on the outstrokes and Lisa likes it deep. Rucca tries to emulate her mother, taking the cock in short, quick strokes, her ass being reddened by spanks. RC for Lisa, Rucca licking and sucking his balls. P2OGM, then RC for Rucca. Tits flopping, mommy abusing her clit. Rucca cums and Butders moans loudly, slamming her back to earth. Mish for Rucca while she and Lisa play with each other's tits. Butders steams into her like a runaway train, the orgasmic strain showing on Rucca's face. A pullout and he's sending joy juice down her mouth. Lisa suggests weekly lessons.A slow build, heavy on the erotic, then the incest for a nice touch of perversity. Lisa is perfect in this role, and clearly likes working with her male talent Butders. Rucca looked a bit too old for this part, but she took a nice cock slamming. |
 Payton Leigh is making quite a racket riding the Sybian while her daughter Beverly Hillz is trying to sleep. The loud, low hum of the mechanical bull/vibrator and Payton's orgasmic shrieks are seeping into Beverly's dreams and she's got a hand down her panties and one massaging her tits. I guess she's more awake than I thought because she sticks a pocket rocket down there at about the same time Mama sets the vibrator on high. Payton's body jerks in rapturous orgasm and Beverly has her own simultaneously. Cut to Payton relaxing on the couch with her morning coffee and greeting the awakened Beverly, who has just moved back into the house, apparently not liking Payton's now gone boyfriend/husband. Beverly quizzes her about the noises she heard and wants in on the action. First Payton has to slick up Beverly's snatch, licking her fingers being the chosen method, then sucking her baby's big tits before spreading her on the floor to really juice her up. Payton slathers the bald snatch and assuages Beverly's guilt feelings by telling her this is perfectly natural. Even hillbillies would raise an eyebrow at that statement. No matter, because nothing's going to release her liplock on Beverly until one or both are sated. Beverly sucks on her mom's tits, reviving Payton's nursing fantasies, then sits on the Sybian, fitting the dildo into her ready cunt and riding as Payton takes control of the vibrator speed. Speed and intensity are gradually increased on the clit tickler, Beverly dragging her cameltoe through it and sucking on mommy's tits. Beverly cums and Payton signs on for another ride. Her rock hard nipples and orgasmic spasms are no fake as Payton becomes flushed and breathless, Beverly cradling her as she almost collapses from its intensity. The greedy bitch practically has to be pried off the machine as she can't seem to get enough. Beverly's down for another ride herself, eating mommy's pussy and getting the vibrator set to high. She sucks Payton's toes in a neat bit of multi tasking, and mommy works herself over with a pocket rocket. Beverly pumps four fingers into her, which Payton licks up as the scene ends.No dick in this scene, and there aren't many that could hope to measure up to that machine. Loved Payton's full bodied gasms, as erotic a sight as you could ever hope to see. |
 The uber sexy Kristal Summers greets long lost Buck Adams at the door. They're happy to see each other after an apparently long separation, twenty years, and he can't keep is hands off of her. As they settle in, Buck spots a couple of pictures of Kristal with her niece, a hand suspiciously planted on one of her tits. Kristal feigns innocence, but Buck knows better. Things get hot and heavy, and Buck gets so excited when Kristal bares her tits, he can't manage to unbutton his shirt. He sucks those babies, and Kristal must have a grandpa fantasy because she seems very into this. It helps that he's fingering her wet pussy, making her back arch in ecstasy. Buck rips her jeans off and tongues the tasty taco, Kristal heaving and moaning in rapture. Buck adds a new level of perversion by ordering Kristal to lick the picture of her niece while he has his tongue in her ass. She puts the photo on her pussy mound for Buck's visual stimulation while he's tossing her salad. He fingers the tight sphincter while flicking her clit. "Just fucken use me and do whatever you fucking want" says Kristal. Buck knows what he wants and it starts with a bj, Kristal taking him to the root. Hot deepthroat with ball licking. Buck hovers over her for a skull fuck, then lets Buck finger her ass again. Is Kristal working her way to a first anal? His cock is shoved deep down her gullet and held while he finger bangs the bung. Kristal settles between Buck's legs to continue the bj, and fingers her own ass. Buck tells her he's going to fuck her niece's ass and she's going to suck the dick out of there. Kristal replies in the affirmative. He has her lay back and spread, fucking her in mish. Long, slow, hard pumps to get her started, then a quicker rhythm to bring her close to orgasm, but Buck plays with her and won't let her cum til he's ready. Some very hard slams, then Buck fingers Kristal while deeply embedded, letting loose the pent up gasm. Doggy on the belly with anal fingering. Buck puts the picture in front of Kristal, digging deep in doggy and trying to stick his cock in her ass. One lousy stroke and he pulls out to cum on the photo, Kristal licking it up, then kissing Buck into the fade as he calls her "filthy".I remember Kami Andrews relating her experience with Buck Adams, arriving at a set and seeing this old codger, thinking she was going to have an easy day. He then proceeded to turn her out, fucking her seven ways from Sunday. Kristal got a good workout here, but the anal tease was unfair. |
 Beverly Hillz visits a porn set where a masturbation scene is in progress. The kid cleaning up, John Espizedo, lets her in to check out the action and starts playing with her as they watch stills being shot. It's mommy Payton Leigh at it again, spreading for the camera and providing the impetus for Beverly and her boyfriend to get their own fire started. Beverly shows she hasn't been spoiled by the Sybian, getting to her knees and sucking cock within sight of her horny mother. Stills done, Payton shows she was just rehearsing for her scene like a good professional earlier as the mechanical bull is central to this video. A quick orgasm and the photographer is finished. Beverly waits for her mom in a lounge area, telling her bf that they're roomies. Payton shows and Beverly sends John on an errand to fetch the Sybian for them. Since Payton just popped her cookies on it, Beverly gets to ride first. This time they draw John into their little web and the three trade kisses. John takes the controls and turns it up to eleven, Beverly tensing up like her body's going to explode, Payton sucking her tits and John strumming her clit. Payton sucks dick while the other two kiss, then shares her bounty with Beverly. They tag team the cock and lap at each other. Payton gets fucked in doggy while she eats Beverly. Cut to mish, Beverly sitting on Payton's face. The relentless pounding gets Payton off, her tight body glowing and stretching. John sticks a vibrating egg into Beverly's snatch, Payton risking a chipped tooth by continuing to eat her out. Cut to the women in 69, Beverly on top getting fucked in doggy. John's railing Bev, pulling on her hair. Cut to Beverly riding RC, Payton lying on the floor, watching the scene unfold above her, taking a direct hit of squirt from her daughter. Meanwhile, the egg is buried in her pussy and Payton pops her cookies. Cut to Payton getting slammed in standing doggy, Beverly jilling off underneath them. John's hitting it hard enough to bruise her ass and he works up a big enough load for the both of them as they kneel on the floor. Cum kisses keeps it all in the family.Payton's been on fire in this video, making the best of two scenes and showing there's plenty of fire in the furnace. Beverly is pretty and sexy, holding up her end, but it's Payton's show. |
 Brenda James drains a glass of vodka before confronting daughter Kacey Jordan about bringing people home all hours of the night. Kacey calls her mother on her drinking and goes back to boyfriend James Deen. Kacey thinks her mother's a drunk and a bitch. James thinks she's pretty hot, but he whips up a plan to humiliate her, taking pictures of him defiling her while she's passed out. He figures they can blackmail Brenda afterwards and keep her off Kacey's case. Let's see, that's rape and extortion. Sentencing should begin at at least twenty years. Kacey's not too into the idea but Deen can be very persuasive as they begin to make out. Kacey's a real cutie and James has her pants off in a jiffy, ordering her to take out his cock. Cut to Brenda comatose on the couch, James taking pictures and telling Kacey what to do. He sticks his dick in Kacey's mouth while she's touching mom's pussy, then orders her to eat the besotted matron. James sticks his dick in Brenda's lifeless mouth, then brings Kacey up to share. He fucks Kacey in doggy as she lies on her mom's body, continually promoting incestuous activities. Kacey sucks Brenda's tits, tells Deen to pull her hair, then pulls her mom's. Deen spoons an incoherent and babbling Brenda, whose first impulse is to look for her drink. Kacey brings Brenda another glass of vodka, then sits on her face while Deen fucks her in mish. Deen strums Kacey's clitty trying to get her to cum all over her mother's face. CG for Kacey, who gets positoned to eat her mother's snatch. That wakes Brenda up, calling Kacey a whore but willing to show her how to ride cock. She replaces her daughter in RC while Deen dines on the youngster's muffin. Brenda takes dick in doggy while she eats at the "Y". Spoon for Kacey, then RC with a gifted pocket rocket from her mom. Brenda licks her baby's clit while vibeing her own. Kacey squirts on a pullout, getting cleaned up by mommy. Brenda gets fucked in doggy, vibe assisted, and she wants dick in her ass. The switch is made and Deen digs in slowly, Kacey coming over to watch her mother get sodomized. She spits on the cock as mom pops her cookies, Deen pulling her over for RCA, Brenda's soaked snatch gaping lewdly as she resumes the rocket stimulation. She goes all goosebumps as everybody lends a hand in getting Brenda off, three fingers of her own deep in snatch. Kacey takes a CG ride while momma nips at their genitals. Deen pulls out and sends jets of hot jizz across Kacey's back with Brenda lapping it up.The basic premise and most of the early sex was something of a turn off for me. I have no fantasies of fucking passed out or dead women. Once Brenda was freed from her imaginary shackles, things got pretty hot. Kacey Jordan is one to look out for. She's mad cute. |
Bonus Scene from It's A Mommy Thing 2
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| Epilogue Leave it to Patrick Collins to make perversion seem so natural and attractive. Most of these scenes worked on both the kinkiness of the setup as well as the sex delivered. The mommies consistently stole the show, and none better than Lisa Ann in the first scene. She takes charge from the very beginning and wrings the situation for all it's worth. Payton Leigh follows with one of the best rides of a Sybian I've ever witnessed. Rockin' that horse like an urban cowgirl, she had several "no doubt" orgasms, and at least temporarily suspended my preference for human interaction. That was all rectified later in the video when she showed her daughter a few more tricks. The best fucking (and least developed scenario) came from the most unlikely place. Buck Adams, not looking a day over seventy, putting the wood to a smokin' Kristal Summers in a manner that should win him some kind of award from AARP. He slammed her like TT Boy in his prime, but points will be deducted for the anal tease that turns into an unverified, and likely phony, rectal penetration, that, at best, lasted five seconds. I don't expect butt sex from Kristal, but if you're going to play this game, you have to deliver the goods. The video ends with a scene that has anal, but also a setup that I find woodkill. Taking advantage of someone who's passed out doesn't even approach a strokeable fantasy for me. Having watched the interview Patrick conducted with Brenda James, I can understand what motivated him to devise this scenario, but I still wish he hadn't. The girls playing daughter roles did serviceable, if mostly unremarkable, jobs. |
| The Disk There's a strange and interesting interview with Brenda James, BTS, bloopers, photo gallery, pop shot recap, and trailers. Also, the bonus scene from the previous edition of this title. Very good value. |
| Recommendation Fans of this genre should view this as a keeper. Good rental for the curious. |
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Natasha
Nice teases Johnny Sins about his (their?) mother with a breast
feeding fantasy before sucking his cock. Shots of Devon Lee
in
a bath are intercut. She's masturbating and pulling on her big tits.
Meantime, Natasha's working extra hard at unloading Johnny's gun, sucking
out a nice load, then sending a picture and message from her phone to
mommy. Upon receipt, Devon reacts just as Natasha thought she would.
Her cunt is dripping. Of course, the industrial strength vibrator she
has jammed in there helps a lot. Pussy cream is dripping into her ass
crack as Devon gets off, then licking the dildo head while savoring her
illicit fantasy. Later she serves a meal to Natasha and Johnny, being
extra attentive to the meat vendor. Natasha's a total tease, flashing
her tits while Devon's in the kitchen, then pulling Johnny away in the
middle of a conversation. She brazenly sucks Johnny's dick again in the
adjoining room while Devon polishes off a glass of wine. She walks in
on the shenanigans and watches quietly as Natasha builds the fantasy
for him. She has Johnny close his eyes, then beckons Devon over to take
her place on his cock, then jolts Johnny as he sees the switch. "Dad's
not going to like this." Now it's a double team on Johnny as Natasha
makes out with him and Devon intensifies her oral efforts. They share
the cock, then Devon bares her breasts and each one sucks one. Instigator
Natasha strips off the rest of Devon's clothes and worships her full
ass. Natasha has yet to lose a stitch of clothing, but she has popped
out her beautiful breasts a couple of times. She's licking Devon stem
to stern while Johnny makes out with her. Devon gets back to blowing
him and Natasha divests herself of blouse and bra, rubbing her tits on
Devon's ass. Natasha's pants get pulled off by mommy and her body gets
shared by the other two. Natasha sucks Johnny's cock while Devon eats
pussy. Cut to Johnny eating Devon's pussy and Natasha sucking her tits.
Johnny fingerbangs Devon, then fucks her in mish while using Natasha
like a bowling ball. She's got the vibrator from earlier, jamming the
rabbit in deep. Devon has a pocket rocket of her own, augmenting the
old in and out with some clit clatter. Devon sucks the toy out of Natasha's
pussy and takes an orgasmic banging. Cut to Natasha getting fucked in
doggy while she eats Devon. Devon re-employs the rabbit while Natasha
gets her brains fucked out, then cushions baby girl with her tits. Cut
to Natasha writhing in ecstasy from the vibrator jammed in her cunt,
Devon getting long stroked in mish anal, toy aided, alongside. Assgasm,
A2M, doggy anal, then up and over. Ferocious pounding with Devon twitching
uncontrollably. Natasha looks like she's trying to drive the dildo through
her body, intensity etched on her face. She cums, then a cut to her getting
railed in mish. Devon's got the vibrator again and she's also cradling
Natasha. Devon feeds Natasha some pussy, sitting on her face. Johnny
paints Devon's ass with splooge, leaving cleanup for Natasha.Check Prices for It's a Mommy Thing 3
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