Iron Maidens Review
Diabolic
Studio: Diabolic
Category: Anal , Interracial
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Starring: Obsession, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Ashley, Layla Jade, Bella, Caramel, Belladonna, Nikita Denise, Calli Cox, Tommi Rose, Judy Star
Released on: 10/16/2002
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The First Word: I have no idea why this video is called Iron Maidens. I think it should have been named Girls Getting Fucked by Lex's Huge Black Cock since that's the theme of this all-sex video. What's It About?: The leadoff scene starts with Jewel De'Nyle teasing her clit with a vibe. Not particularly exciting, especially since we can see, thanks to the super close-up, all of her razor burn and pussy stubble. Jewels Jade (a brunette with fake tits) enters to eat her pussy, which is a yummy-looking tongue probing but but is too short. Then, out of the blue, enters Lex's long dong. His cock has its own zip code as one girl can suck on his balls while the other one is blowing him. Along with the obscene penetrations. it's mesmerizing to see his dong disappear and then when he withdraws, it keeps on coming out ("Geez, when will it end?!?"). Some of the nicer moments: Jewel talks dirty to Lex to the point that he has to take a break from the action, there's a nice doggy on Jewels, and Jewel takes vigorous RC anal plugging up to his balls (wince). Weaknesses: the girls' loud screaming (and potty mouth: "Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Son of a Bitch! Oh!"), a lot of ATM, and the girls' fake balloons. Next, British blondes Layla Jade and Ashley start out by trying to attract Lex's attention, who pretends to be more interested in playing pool. Ashley sports real, petite tits -- very refreshing compared to everyone else's bolt-ons. Once they get down to business, the camera captures great open doggy vag and anal penetrations (like it's a challenge to get a nice visual with a dark cock as big as his!). My love for the acrobatic positions is satisfied with a flying reverse cow at the same time Ashley licks Layla's pussy. Fans of pussy gapes won't be disappointed either since Lex penetrates & withdraws his monster to create the gapes. The scene ends with Lex beating off, and his pop goes right up Layla's nose! Fortunately for me, the natural boob trend continues with the next scene starring Tommie Rose (a cute brunette with a nice ass) and Obsession (a light-skinned Black girl with tattoos and pierced nipples). I didn't care for Obsession at all -- tattoos on breasts are automatic disqualifications in my book, and her bushy pubes and dangling labia are also strikes. And except for a few seconds of anal cowgirl where obsession is leaning forward to allow a clear shot of the penetration, it's a really boring scene. Even the ending of the scene is disappointing as the girls lean back and out of the way to dodge his pop shot. The lovely French-Canadian Judy Star starts out the fourth scene by masturbating with a silver vibe. She's soon joined by Lex who licks her pussy a bit. The video cuts to Nikita Denise, who's wearing a nifty pair of open-crotched stockings. She plays with a stringed ball toy that makes a cool rattling noise inside her. Both Lex and Judy appear, and after an all-girl affair, Lex drops his cock off in front of Nikita's face for attention. By this time, the action is pretty tedious (I was asking Lunacy, "haven't we seen this position before?"). While the sex is pretty much the same, it's amusing to hear Nikita and Judy scream and moan in their native languages and in heavily accented English. The cumshot is the most interesting, if not unorthodox, moment of the video: Lex is fucking Judy and gets so excited that he pulls out, but apparently he's too late. He pops a little on Judy's face, but then he screws her some more, and then with some of Nikita's accented dirty talk, he is urged to another facial pop with surprising volume. But wait -- there's more! He goes from the CS to fucking Nikita in the ass before the final facial! Amazing... The final scene features a trio of girls (Belladonna, Calli Cox, and Caramel) lavishing attention on Lex. Caramel is the first one to ride the Steele shaft, and frankly it's not a pleasant visual to see her cellulite jiggling. Compared to her, the other girls look like supermodels. At this point, I'll give anything to stop watching this video and am looking at the time remaining display on my DVD player to figure out how much more of this I have to watch. Even the vag on Belladonna is ruined by her "au naturel" unshaved look. Some of the best sex of the scene doesn't even involve Lex as Bella puts a dildo in her mouth and fucks Calli from behind. Okay, I'll take that back -- it is pretty hot watch Belladonna's ass to get completely filled with his horse-sized cock, but it still doesn't save the scene. What I liked: Massive penetrations: You're buying this title to see one thing: girls getting stretched by Lexington Steele's huge, long penis. And this title delivers the great visuals that you would imagine a foot-long cock (give or take an inch) would deliver. It's amazing to see these girls actually take most, if not all of his length and girth in both their asses and pussies. If you don't whistle in amazement or wince in sympathy, there's nothing in the world of porn that will faze you. What I didn't like: Boorrrringggg: The sex gets more repetitive and more painful to sit through as the two hours and 20 minutes elapses. I mean how many times can you watch the same positions and same action in every scene? It also doesn't help that Lex is the only guy in every scene -- that's great if you can't get enough of Lex, but it's possible to have too much of a good thing. I'm pretty sure your fast forward button will get ample use to make up for the sins of the editor (Sorry, Cal, but this shit is just too long and too alike). NYPD Blue: I don't like the spastic, roving camera techniques, including moving the camera around on the fly, as well as zooming in and zooming out on faces and action in what I call "gonzo in need of Ritalin." Just because one can do those things, doesn't mean that one should. It's to the point that it's distracting, and at worse, you'll get motion sick from the constant camera movement and shake. DVD Extras: This is a flipper disc, so aside from the movie and the photo gallery on the main side, there are 22 previews on the side B. Although the variety of extras is disappointing, there's enough promotional sex on the flip side that you probably won't notice. I'd rather see DVD-9 discs instead of flippers, especially for the price of Diabolic releases, since I'm a lazy bastard. A/V Quality: The video quality is excellent as you can see from the vidcaps to the left. There aren't any serious lighting, video, or transfer problems to speak of. The sound is a little worse since it's hard to make out what some of the girls are saying, especially in the Layla/Ashley scene. But overall, nothing to cry over. The Last Word: Not being a Lex zealot, I can't say that this is the best interracial or big cock title I've seen, but it's still very good. The penetrations are massive and the girls are mostly good looking. I would probably rent or trade for this title though, since I found it to be fairly boring after an hour of seeing Lex's dick. And I can't figure out why this porno is called Iron Maidens since even Lex's sizeable rod doesn't even resemble the medieval torture device, nor are the ladies made of steel. See, they should have called this DVD Girls Getting Fucked by Lex's Huge Black Cock!
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