Invasion of the MILFs: High Score Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  7/21/2009

Overall opinion: Invasion of the MILFS: High Score is one of those WTF were they thinking releases. I relate this release to the McCain/Palin GOP Presidential run in 2008. Just like McCain, the director here goes out of his way to fuck up a perfectly good cast of MILFS. This is a two disk set from Hush Hush Entertainment and contains ten scenes. Over premise is a hot MILF with a loser guy that can’t get laid. The director here works the concept of a May/September setup with an older woman and younger guy. While this pairing works well with an eighteen year old girl and daddy’s three construction worker friends who’ve all shown up before daddy gets home from work, it doesn’t translate well with a hot MILF and some loser guy. Each scene starts the same, hot babe sitting there and the camera man approaches and chats with her, the pathetic loser guy is introduced and then we have the off camera voice trying to get him laid. For roughly 8-10 minutes of each scene, sometimes longer, the camera pans back and forth between the babe and the goofy ass loser wearing an incredibly stupid hat to make him appear even more pathetic. I mean, really! In one scene, they present the guy as a retard loser wearing a disposable plastic rain hat. Throughout the other scenes the loser wears a knit Heidi hat. In one scene, literally its 17 minutes before we see any actual head giving by the MILF. Plenty of goofy shots of the guy, but not of the MILF doing what she’s paid to do. Give it to the guys at Hush Hush and director Jonaloser to think that the focus of porn is on the guys. Once the actual sex starts, the loserness of the guys takes a back seat of the to the MILFY goodness of the likes of Alana Evans, Aline, and super hot babe TJ Hart. But even then, at least once a minute or so, the camera pans up for us to see the loser’s face so he can let us know how it’s going. Even after the MILFS take shots to their mouths, bodies (TJ), or either a vagal or rectal cream pie, all very nicely shot by the way, the overall moment of the MILF having a little cum play is killed by going to the loser for some post pop commentary. What we have here is one DVDs worth of material stretched out over 2 disks by waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy toooooooo muuuuuuuccccccchhhhh loserness of the guys. If they edited out 20 minutes per scene of the loser, we’d have some hot sex by some very MILFY babes culminating in some pretty good popshots.

Extras: Pick Your Pleasure, photos, etc.

Pluses: All babes very MILFilicious, popshots on target.

Minuses: Major editing needed. Too much face time by the loser guys.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 1. Director Jonaloser really missed the boat here.