International
playboy Mark Anthony introduces this global selection of sex scenes from
a hot tub, a bottle of wine in hand. He's a smooth operator. He promises
girls from Brazil, Hungary, the USA, and more besides, but first, a trip
to the Philippines…
Jessica
A brief glimpse of the sights of Manila leads in to a typical hotel room.
Darren James brings sleeping Jessica milk and cookies. The African-American
stud makes it chocolate milk for her by dipping his dick in it. Politely
playing along with the low-grade humour, she sucks it. The curvy little
Filipina wears frilly yellow things, and as Darren rubs his cock on her
pussy and slides into her, he frees her lovely boobs. One short burst
of sex later, he squeezes into her ass. She turns round, sucks him and
then rides him cowgirl, which is definitely better.
Mark wanders in and does the same "chocolate milk" trick. Really, it wasn't
funny the first time. Jessica obligingly sucks Mark's dick and then is
double penetrated for her troubles. That's not quite fair as she pushes
her round rump back against their dicks, quite happily. Mark enjoys anal
sex with her alone, and then comes in her mouth. Darren returns to the
fray, spunking into the glass of milk. Jessica drinks it all down and
dribbles over her chest. She seems happy after but this novelty conclusion
made me feel kind of queasy. I can't quite put my finger on why, because
I have, in the past, cheerfully watched videos involving much more extravagant
liquid-based depravity! I think it's more to do with the situation. Whatever,
it doesn't do anything to really enhance what it is really quite a mediocre
scene that fails to show off the cute girl.
Cathy, a clearly inebriated Australian girl, joins Mark in the hot
tub. Who mentioned, "typecast"? Can you believe Mark actually asks the
bottle-toting lass if English is spoken in Australia? Jesus. Let's move
on…next stop: Brazil.
Linda
A few tourist-style shots of Rio present the first of two Brazilian scenes.
I presume, anyway, as this pretty blonde shown as Hungary's representative
on the cover. Confusing. She fishes out what I presume is Mark's big dick
and puts it straight in her mouth. She's naked save for panties and does
look rather attractive through this slightly overlong sequence, shot mostly
from Mark's point-of-view and ending with a blink-and-you'll-miss-it come
shot.
Ohana
Cut to a tall, shapely, dusky girl dancing on a bed. Then she's in red
vest and yellow panties, kissing Kid Jamaica. Even allowing for her heels,
he's clearly shorter and looks like she's going to eat him up. As he smooches
her, off come her clothes allowing the camera to focus on two perfect
handfuls of bronzed Brazilian bottom. You can see where Kid's inches really
are as she drops down to give him a nice blowjob. There's a sexy arch
to her body as he eats her, then he carries her out to a terrace for some
sex.
This looks like a familiar location, and indeed even the furniture is
familiar as they leave the falling dusk to return indoors to fuck on an
unusual chair that looks made for the purpose. It's very similar to a
chair featured in the Nacho & Jazmine scene in Best Ass in the World.
Hey, after all those couches, something special sticks in your mind! Anyway,
this provides the perfect platform to show off Ohana's leggy form till
Jamaica comes in her pussy. The semen drips down immediately. But it's
not all over - there's some spoons anal before he tries to come again,
but not even some suspicious editing can help him do it. It's a slightly
odd scene, actually. It starts off like they're getting on well, but by
the time the anal sex comes around, maybe well before, it looks like their
ardour has cooled. Lacklustre or just laidback? I'm not sure.
New Zealander Britney joins Mark and Cathy in the hot tub. As the trio
chat about sheep, what language is spoken in New Zealand, and sip their
alcopops, someone says the cops are coming. There's a sudden cut, a caption
and then we see the girls kissing, indoors, while Mark explains the cops
came and took away his alcohol. Action with these boozing babes is promised,
but first, time to travel again…
Yara…or is it Taylor?
The familiar sights of Prague perhaps oddly introduce this scene. I say
oddly, as blonde Yara (or is it Taylor? The box is different from the
movie and in fact, she's usually called Nikita, and she's Ukrainian anyway
- examples: Private Reality 18, or better still Toni Ribas' Hungary for
Cock) is in a gym set used before by Christoph Clark, and I thought it
was in one of his usual locations in Budapest, Hungary. That's all beside
the point, anyway. I'm not usually a fan of solo scenes like this, but
despite her excessive make-up and exaggerated, painted-on eyebrows - I'll
spare you my pet peeve about those - Yara does a good job of selling the
scene to the camera. Initially I wonder if she's nervous or cold at first
as she appears shaky, and her responses seem a touch laid on at first,
but she wriggles out of her yellow t-shirt and panties, starts masturbating
till she has four fingers in her wet, pink pussy and ends up sliding up
and down on a thick dildo.
Susana
Susana turns out to be Luisa de Marco, a Czech despite the stage name.
She enters a room with the male performer variously known as Gary or Boldizar.
They start kissing and quickly get down to it on the couch, with the ravishing
raven-haired starlet spreading her black-stockinged thighs wide, her nylon-wrapped
tootsies curling tantalisingly inches from the lens. She responds to his
pussy eating by sucking him. The dark-haired sexy girl shows her usual
enthusiasm. So her boobs and stocking-clad legs look good during the spoons
sex, and her bum looks good during doggy, which soon enough takes a turn
for the anal. Sexually, however, is hardly a work of inspiration. Gary
may have become all sweaty by the time he spunks on her chin, but doubt
you'll be working up a lather over this one. With its bland proficiency,
it strikes me that this scene looks and feels different, quite out of
step with Mark's rough and ready style, in terms of editing, camerawork
and even picture quality, much more like a European-made scene. It's odd.
Cathy has Britney and Mark sucking her boobs, before he introduces
the next scene…
Coco
A few familiar Los Angeles views lead into a scene that starts with Mark
and Julian St Jox cruising the streets. By outrageous fortune, they chance
upon a fairly cute young black girl who actually introduces herself to
Mark as TT, making him snigger. She agrees to come with them to do photos
and so, much bullshitting later, the girl has planted her shapely bottom
on Julian's face. Mark snaps pictures as she blows Julian, and eventually
he fucks her, doggy style. This may look good from a lecherous viewer's
point of view, but Coco seems reserved and even uncomfortable. And then
just when she warms up, yelling "fuck me daddy!" they insist on inveigling
her in anal sex that may be painful to watch, but seems like a genuine
ordeal for her. It's not good at all. To cap off a lacklustre scene, and
a lacklustre showing from a man of his experience, Julian pops near her
face. She smiles weakly.
Mark introduces the penultimate scene, while his plump playmates fool
around with each other…
Apple
With no messing, we're in another nondescript hotel room, where a rather
sexy Thai girl, by the unlikely name of Apple, is already sucking Mark's
dick. He lovely boobs are rightly highlighted before Mark tongues and
fingers her ass and pussy. He nudges his cock in, doggy style, with a
finger in her anus for good measure. She has a well-rounded bum, full
pubic bush and wears nothing save for high-heeled boots for the duration
of the sex.
Sexually, this is a great improvement on the previous scene, and though
no great shakes itself, at least we see Apple actually responding as though
she were into it - there's even a hot kiss or two - and I felt there could
even have been some more mileage in it before we see Mark dripping come
in her mouth. He fucks her a little more, just for fun.
Cathy and Britney
With views of the Harbour Bridge, and the Opera House, not to mention
girls on the beach, we can only be in one place - Sydney, Australia. It's
therefore a little odd to find that rather than pick up some suntanned,
hard-bodied beach bunnies, Mark has ended up with two pale-skinned, soft-bodied
girls like Cathy and Britney. But then these two ample-assed Antipodeans
are perfectly prepared to do all the naughty stuff like sucking cock and
eating pussy, as required. It's not all about looks, you know…
Because there's also personality to consider. These two, who I guess have
had a drink or two, seem rather boisterous but soon start to get on my
nerves, loudmouthed Kiwi blonde Britney in particular. Though she starts
off riding Mark energetically, she ends up rather selfishly demanding
to be taken while putting damn all into it herself. She also annoys me
by shouting obscenities at Mark while coaching shorthaired and plain brunette
Cathy through the anal sex, telling her to breathe and so on - she's having
anal sex, not having a baby, for God's sake! Some of her remarks also
go near the knuckle. Mark good-naturedly plugs away, we see anal for both
girls, spanking, ass-to-mouth and a rather weak facial finish again, but
I can't pretend I enjoyed this scene at all.
Overall
Having seen Mark Anthony in action a lot of times now, and generally thought
him to be an easy-going, agreeable sort of fellow, I was keen for this
movie to turn out well. Unfortunately, I have to say it was a real disappointment.
Though there are a few awkward moments, the sex is largely quite laidback
in feel, but it just isn't enough.
Also, I like the way that a little local flavour has been mixed in rather
than simply using the anonymous hotel rooms that I moaned about in the
first edition of this series. However, it's only a little touch, and can't
take away from the notion that this is a rather slapdash selection of
scenes, picked up here and there as he toured the world in the company
of the likes of TT Boy.
Personal preference aside, especially where the rather modest cast is
concerned, International Booty 5 doesn't seem to have been assembled with
particular care and attention. It seems much like the amateur videos of
a sex tourist, and to be perfectly frank, I suppose that's all it is.
That may sound interesting to some, but I feel sad to say that I can't
recommend it.
DVD Comments
The picture quality is inconsistent and rarely excels. It's mainly rather
weakly coloured, sometimes overexposed, and generally adds to the low-rent
vibe. The sound is so-so, with some of the dialogue hard to make out.
It's not much of a problem, to be honest. Extras are as follows: photo
gallery, a text biography and a bonus scene. The latter again looks and
feels different to the bulk of the movie. It's a scene set in Hungary,
with the lovely slim brunette Zara turning out to be a girl seen before
as Orsi (in Orgy World) or Jenna, can't recall where. At least she has
some fun with Csoky in a typical boy-girl number, and even has a genuine
smile when he comes on her face.
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