Internal Eruptions Review

Title: Internal Eruptions
Released by: Red Light District
Reviewed by MD James

With a title like “Internal Eruptions”, there really is no big mystery as to what this video is about. It’s all about internal climaxes or cream-pies. Line up a bunch of hot babes, stick some huge human salami in front of them, and then see how long it takes before the dudes give babes a “cream filling”.

Okay, first thing… I have to give credit to Red Light for a quick startup for this disc. You put the video in and after the disclaimer you go right to the menu page. (That really should be the standard for these videos… screw what mainstream does to mess with the consumers!)

Once you get in, you get right to the fun…

Scene 1: Jayden James with John Strong (director) and Mr. Pete

We start this off with a little disjointed music video of Jayden playing with herself and prancing around in her pink stripper’s outfit. Then we see her kneeling on the floor as two hard cocks come to her face. You can actually see a tear rolling from her right eye as she swaps between cocks both sucking and tit-fucking them. Pretty soon she’s picked up off the floor, bent over, and fucked in standing doggie position.

She’s led to the couch where she loses her hot pants and is fucked hard and fast in spoon position as she’s sucking the other guy’s cock. Then they change positions and she’s fucked in doggie style again. They move this back to spoon position and again she’s fucked hard and fast. They change up again and she’s riding one guy in reverse-cowgirl position while the other guy is slapping her boobs. (WTF dude?) Another changeup and she’s getting fucked a half-missionary position while the slapping dude is slapping her ass and trying to squeeze her ass checks like he’s trying to pop a zit. (Again, WTF?) Then it’s back to doggie with the first cock with the occasional ass-slap and dick-jousting. Then they change up again in the same position. Then it’s missionary, half-missionary, cowgirl, standing cowgirl, half-missionary (twice), doggie, then finally it’s half-missionary again for the internal pop, with just a minute break between the two dudes.

We leave with the remains dripping between her legs and a very tired look on Jayden’s face.

It certainly is an intense way to start this video, although maybe a bit TOO intense for this reviewer. Remember guys, this isn’t a BDSM video! And what the hell was with the zit-popping ass-squeeze? That was her ass, not a blackhead! If you can’t get it hard and engage in the old in-out-in-out without delving towards the ultra-violence, then you REALLY need to lay off the Viagra!

Scene 2. Chelsie Rae and Mick Blue

We start with another disjointed music video featuring Chelsie showing off her waif-like body as she pushes aside her stripper outfit and masturbates. As the screen comes back to normal, she’s got fingers deep in her pussy and ass as Mick comes into the scene. Mick is still clothed, but he’s stilleager to lube up her ass for his finger as she continues to finger-fuck herself in the pussy. She helps him out of his pants and makes a grab for his already-hard cock. She goes down on him quickly, her eyes seemingly locked on the camera. He pulls off the rest of her clothes and she rides him in cowgirl position. They change to missionary position so he can take off her jersey. They move this into spoon position, then into reverse-cowgirl on the floor, then she does a little duck-job on him for a bit.

They go back to the couch, and she gets on top of him again, this time for anal reverse-cowgirl. Then it’s anal spoon, regular doggie, and then regular missionary so he can blow his load deep inside her pussy. She swivels over the couch so it can dribble back out of her, then the camera pulls back to show her very tired but satisfied.

Now THIS is the kind of intensity that should have been shown in the first scene. Intense but not delving towards the violent. I just wish she spent more time looking at the guy and not at the cameraman.

Scene 3. Tia Sweets and James Deen

Tia’s disjointed music video has her bumping and grinding on top of a carpeted stairway as she’s wearing yet another stripper’s attire. The music video put a lot of emphasis on her bouncing butt and tattoo, although by the end of it we do see some more of her front as she plays with herself.

When the screen comes back to normal, James is coming up around the bend, dick already hard and ready for her. Obviously a dick at face-level means she’s going to suck it first. (Obviously.) And so she does, very sloppily and noisily too. After a sloppy duck-job, she peels off her thong and he enters her in half-missionary position in the carpet. Then they go to spoon position, doggie on one flight of stairs, and then she’s led on all fours down another flight of stairs to a living room where she bounces her bubble-butt up and down until he sticks his cock inside her ass in anal-doggie with the occasional spank of her butt and boobs. (Dude, WTF?) Then some more oral with some slapping, then back to anal doggie, anal spoon, anal reverse-cowgirl, some more oral, back to anal reverse-cowgirl, then normal reverse-cowgirl, anal reverse-cowgirl, anal cowgirl, a little switch between normal cowgirl and anal cowgirl, then some more oral before switching between missionary and anal missionary. Fortunately our stud remembers which hole he needs to have his dick in so he can pump his cum inside her pussy. She then squats down so the cum can dribble into her hand and she can lick it up.

Okay, first complaint here is the degrading and violent activities. There is sexual intensity and then there is degradation, and THIS scene delved into the latter. Even when the dude isn’t getting a little rough with her, the moving about on all fours and the scene right after the pop-shot were just wrong. This is a woman, not a zoo animal. Get rid of the degrading elements and it would have been a really hot scene.

Scene 4. Red Foxxx and John Strong

Red’s disjointed music video shows her showing off her body and pushing aside her pink-and-leopard-print stripper’s outfit so she can do a little masturbation on the couch. As we get back to normal, Mr. Strong’s dick comes into view. (It’s good to be the king… err… to be the director.) She gets on her knees to suck it. The rest of John’s naked body comes into view as he sits down on the sofa while she’s still sucking his dick. She gets on the sofa and he enters her in spoon position and fucks her hard with the occasional slapping and spanking. Then it’s missionary, some more oral, reverse-cowgirl (this is a really long scene – even her shoes come off here), cowgirl, a little more oral, then standing cowgirl, missionary, doggie, and finally in standing doggie where he blows his load into her. He tries to finger some of it out her, but he doesn’t know that his cum already dripped down from his dick as he was coming inside her. We wrap up with a tight-shot of her bubble-butt.

Okay, this WOULD have been an extremely hot scene if not for the slapping and spanking. Seriously, the Viagra-violence needs to come to an end. Did it ever occur to the director-slash-dick that the reason why she was holding his hands a lot was so he wouldn’t use them for slapping?

Scene 5. Harmony Rose with James Deen and John Strong

Our last girl of the video is wearing a red mesh top with matching stockings and black rubber panties, which get quickly discarded during the disjointed music video so she could play with herself for the camera.

First the director comes in wearing jeans and guides her down to his groin. She unzips the package and starts sucking away with a little “help” from his hands. She then crawls over to the couch, where the other slap-happy dude is sitting there with his own hard-on. As she’s sucking, the first guy is fucking her doggie-style and spanking away. Then they change positions and she’s getting fucked in the ass while she’s sucking away. Another changeup and it is double-penetration with a lot of finger-swallowing, slapping, and spanking. She changes from reverse-cowgirl to cowgirl position so she could get double-penetrated without getting slapped around by the slap-happy dicks. She does a little anal-spoon with the occasional suck, then as she was changing positions again her sleeve got hung up on her belly ring, so that had to be removed. (The belly ring, not the stupid top.) Then it’s missionary, moved to standing missionary, then standing double-penetration, back to anal missionary on the couch. Slap-happy dick cums in her ass, which she then pours out into a bowl to drink up. Then the director cums in her pussy, which also gets put in a bowl for her to consume. (YUCK!) She then smiles and blows kisses as we fade out.

Okay, this would have been a really great intense scene if not for the fact that it was degraded by all of the slapping, fist-swallowing, dog-walking, and bowl-licking. What’s wrong guys, can’t you fuck some beautiful woman WITHOUT the Viagra-violence?

Okay, once this scene ends we go to a little aftermath scene with Jayden talking about how she enjoyed her scene, and a little bit about her sexual history as the credits roll. This isn’t too bad. It certainly beats what other videos offer, which is either to have a blank screen with lame credits, or nothing at all.

But wait! There’s more!

Bonus Scene: Bobbi Starr and Unnamed Girl (“Skipper”) with Mark Wood

I really don’t know if this was originally part of the video or from some other video. There’s no mention of where this came from. We start with Bobbi wearing a black mesh top, fishnet pantyhose, and silver stripper’s pants and talking about how she picked up a “Skipper” (Catholic school sluts, as how she defined them). As she’s talking to the cameraman, the Skipper is busy sucking on Mark’s dick in the other room. After showing her tits and camel toe to the camera, she joins in on the party in the other room.

Skipper is sucking away as Bobbi pulls her panties aside and starts licking away. The nontraditional thong panties get peeled off (and fed to Bobbi - YUCK) and Skipper starts riding Mark in cowgirl position. Then we see Bobbi without the pants and top and riding Mark in cowgirl position as Skipper watches and occasionally gets involved by grinding on Bobbi’s face. They change up and he fucks Skipper in spoon position. From here it’s a little tag-team dick sucking until he blows his load, which goes right into and around Skipper’s mouth, which she shares with Bobbi back and forth.

Okay, THIS scene was somewhat lame because most of the action was taking place outside of the camera, but it was STILL better than some of the degrading and violent scenes of the main feature.

In terms of other extras, we have a cumshot recap, a static plug for Red Light District’s subscription site, an automated slideshow featuring another static plug for RLD’s subscription site, and a little behind-the-scenes video. The BTS video has a post-climax interview with Chelsie, a scene setup with Jayden, a post-cum interview with Redd, and then a post-cum interview with Tia. They would have done a post-cum interview with Jayden, but it was used in the ending credits. Missing here is a post-cum interview with Harmony, although after what went on in her scene, I can understand why there wouldn’t be a post-cum interview for her.

There are some GOOD things to be said about this video. Chelsie’s scene was certainly the best of the whole bunch as far as this reviewer is concerned because not only did she get completely naked by the end of the scene but also because hers was the ONLY one without the Viagra-violence. Actually having ending credits are a plus, as is the lack of any forced trailers when the disc first starts up.

Unfortunately there were more BAD things to be said about this video than good. The disjointed music video at the start of each scene featuring each of the girls doing a little show before the guys show up was way too long and way too confusing. That kind of introduction needs to be just long enough to give the girl’s name and then that’s it. The scenes also would have been a whole lot hotter if the girls completely removed their stripper attire by the time the sex started happening. It’s one thing to have the ugly attire at the start, but if the guys have to get totally naked, so do the girls. It also avoids getting it caught on belly rings like Harmony found out.

Also annoying is the obsession to zoom the camera tightly into the face and the genitals. I’m not a gynecologist, a proctologist, or a dentist, and I have no interest in seeing a screen-filling close up of either areas of professional expertise. Pull the camera back a bit! You don’t need to have it right down their throats or up their asses to get the action!

And then there are the degrading and violent elements. I’m sorry guys, but slap-happy dicks are a serious scene-killer as far as this reviewer is concerned. An occasional slap on the ass in the heat of sex is one thing. Slapping a woman in the face repeatedly as you’re having sex with her is WRONG. Period. And the general degradation from two of the scenes really had me looking for the fast-forward button. If you’re going to be a slap-happy dick then my advice is to only do videos where your co-star is of the blow-up variety.

All-in-all I was extremely disappointed with this video. It had the potential to be really good, but there were just too many things wrong with it that really can’t be fixed in post-production. I can only recommend this video to people who get turned on by watching “A Clockwork Orange”, because this is only the kind of stuff that a “droogie” would like.