Inside the Booby Hatch Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/23/2010

The Little Details

Running Time: 93 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Cash Markman

Cast: Audrey Bitoni, Briana Blair (aka Brandy Blair), Chloe Cruize (listed here as Chloe Conrad), Jewels Jade, Madelyn Marie, Bill Bailey, Danny Mountain, Ramon Nomar, Randy Spears, and Seth Gamble

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Penthouse has put out some fun little couples films. I'm hoping this is another of them.

Initial Reaction: There's nothing new here, but for light and fun couples porn it does its job very well.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting porn that's about being fun and sexy

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of variety to the sex or natural boobs

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice a single background noise. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. There's very good attention put into the lighting and the picture has a soft look that works well for the movie.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu has a little animation and a few stills for an okay first impression. The chapter menu is simple, but shows a touch of care letting you choose a scene based on a still of each scene along with the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Some people say that Randy Spears needs treatment due to his love of big beautiful breasts right down to electroshock and a frontal lobotomy, but he thinks all he needs is a pair of big beautiful breasts. As he passes time in his cell, he tells stories about his friends, as well as himself, and what they do to get as many big boobs as possible.

When janitors Jewels and Bill get cold in the rain unloading their equipment, Bill suggests they start in the showers where the water gets nice and warm. After lathering up, busty brunette Jewels drops down to suck and stroke Bill's bone as well as letting him fuck her tits. She lays back on a bench for him to fuck her bald beaver missionary style before sitting up as he eats it. Jewels takes him back in her twat reverse cowgirl before finishing up with a decent facial finish.

This is a decent scene. Jewels is cute with a nice body and a nice rack. She and Bill have decent chemistry, but nothing special. That about sums up the entire scene, as there's nothing bad or below average, but there's also nothing to really help it out. This is a very average scene.

Bra salesman Ramon does well meeting women at his job such as hot brunette Madelyn. He helps her find a nice black bra that goes on easy, and she makes sure he shows her just how easy it comes off as well before guiding his hands to her breasts. Ramon kisses them as well before letting Madelyn lay back for him to eat her pussy. He mixes in a few laps at her ass as he eats her before letting Madelyn work on his cock with her mouth, hands, and tits while mixing in some great eyes and little smiles. Madelyn mixes in a little more oral as she rides Ramon reverse cowgirl style, and also lets him spoon her. He mixes in a little oral as they fuck as well, and keeps it going giving it to Madelyn from behind before introducing her face to his potential descendants.

This is a very nice scene. Madelyn is very hot despite her obvious implants, and has a great smile. The opening is light and fun, but works well to lead into the scene. The action moves at a nice pace, and is nicely captured as well. This scene worked nicely for me.

Randy couldn't help but daydream about nice big tits while at work, such as having busty brunette Audrey visit him wearing a white shirt during a rainstorm with her car broke down in his neighborhood. After she comes in to call for help and have a cup of coffee she strips down to warm up and has Randy whip out his cock so she can go to work on it with her tits, mouth, and hands. Randy licks and fingers her in return before letting Audrey ride him cowgirl style. He also bones her bald beaver in bow and arrow and from behind before decorating her big fat titties with his joy juice.

This is another fun scene. Yes, the opening is a bit cheesy and generic, but Audrey and Randy play into it well to help it out. Audrey looks great through the scene, and it moves at a nice pace. There isn't anything new here, but this is still a hot little scene.

Seth works his massage business into getting chicks like big tittied bottle blonde Chloe. As soon as she rolls to her back she makes a minor move on him that he quickly returns to kiss her mouth and tits as well as rubbing her pussy. She sucks and strokes his cock in return before riding it reverse cowgirl style, and then lets him spoon her. Seth also gives it to Chloe missionary and doggie style before she has him shower her tits with his seed.

This is another nice little scene. Yes, the masseuse setup can be a bit generic again, but Seth and Chloe still make it fun. The chemistry is pretty average between them, and there's a few times when she seemed to be pushing her vocals a little extra. That said, there was still something that I really liked about this scene, and I hope to see more of Chloe in the future.

After checking on patient Randy, busty blonde nurse Briana gets it on with Danny in the observation room by Randy's cell. He helps her out of her bra and pushes her against the glass where Randy tries to get at her tits while he plays with her from behind and lets her suck his fingers. Briana sits back on a hospital bed to let him have a good taste of her cunt before eagerly sucking and stroking his cock in return. She bends back over the bed for Danny to fuck her from behind before letting him take her missionary style. Finally, Danny pulls out and pops around Briana's cunt.

This is another decent scene. Briana looks fantastic in her little nurse outfit, and I love how they tease Randy fucking on the other side of the glass from him. There's a nice pace to the scene, but at the same time I would have really liked another position or two. Even with that minor gripe, this is still one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

Inside the Booby Hatch is a nice little couples movie. There's nothing here you haven't seen before, but everything's kept light and the cast appears to have a lot of fun with it. That really helps to take generic setups like the broken down car, masseuse, and nurse from what could be ho-hum scenes and turning them into something that still seems fun and worthwhile. Although there weren't any scenes here that knocked my socks off, I did enjoy every single scene in the movie and had fun doing so. Inside the Booby Hatch is a nice little couples movie that's worth checking out if you want something light and fun.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about four and a quarter minutes with about seven seconds per nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Cheating Sex, Interoffice Intercourse, Scorned, Asian Erotic Dreams, Professional Girls, and 5 Filthy Fetishes. There's also a bonus scene with accompanying photo gallery and internet information.

The bonus scene comes from Opposites Attract. Mason and Evan start out in biker dress with Mason showing off plenty of ink in a black bikini top, cutoff jeans, and sexy black boots. Evan moves her shorts down to her boots to lick and finger her pussy before Mason slides them all the way off to allow him full access and so she can pull his face into her twat. He fingers her to a good squirt before pulling out his cock to fuck her scissor style to a few more squirts. She keeps gushing through reverse cowgirl and eagerly sucks and strokes Evan before squirting as he gives it to her from behind, bow and arrow style, and cowgirl style. They finish up with a bit of squirting missionary work before Evan pulls out and pops on Mason's tattooed pussy.

This is a hot scene. Although Mason's excessive ink didn't do a lot for me, her outfit and squirting definitely did. There's great chemistry between her and Evan, and they put out plenty of energy and great vocals. The scene also moves along at a nice pace and is nicely captured. This is a lot harder scene than I would normally expect from Penthouse with all the squirting in it, but that isn't a bad thing and it works into a very enjoyable scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Penthouse DVDs can be found online for between about $17 and $25 with several stores offering them for around $20. I'd aim low here. There's nothing bad about the movie, but nothing too special about it either. It's just light porn that's meant to be fun and sexy. The technical aspects are pretty good and the technical aspects show a touch of effort with a nice bonus scene. This is a fairly simple release, but also an enjoyable one.

Note to Penthouse: Thanks for showing that couples porn doesn't have to be boring and insulting to the viewer.

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