Inside Men 2 Review

Reviewed by Feels So Right  on  6/14/2001

This is sort of a fake documentary, in which Karen Dior (who appears briefly and is one of the scarier drag queens I've seen in awhile) invites men to have sex on her bed. Karen directed the very terrible Young Memories 2, so I went into this with a great deal of dread.

Features: Not much. There are six trailers on side B, including one for this feature and the original. They all pretty much suck as they don't really show enough to compel me to check them out any further. And of the six, four are mismatched on the menu. Way to go Metro. There is also an unspectacular photo gallery and the usual web crap. That's about it.

The feature: This is somewhat along the lines of a compilation, so nobody really has to act out any part other than "horny guy #_." Therefore acting and plot are thrown out. The music is pretty lame, for the most part, and the video is alright, but generally unspectacular. Karen provides an introduction (on camera...eek!) and speaks to the models (off camera) at the beginning of their scenes. Normally, just stuff like "What's your name?" and "What are going to do for us?"

The stars: Chad Conners, Chad Donevan, Dean Spencer, Joe Austin, Seth Black, Vince Bandero, Sam Dixon, Dean Spencer, Jeff Feliciano, James Perry, Dino Phillips, Eric Evans.

Scene One: Chad and Seth get it on. Chad does have an impressively large cock, though he was not all that great, looks-wise. Seth is alright looking, in a cherubic way. He tries to deep throat Chad, but never manages to get in more than half his cock. They 69 with Chad rimming Seth. Seth then takes Chad's cock into his ass. They fuck, and Seth comes while Chad is thrusting into him. Chad pulls out and does likewise. The boys whip out a good deal of cum, and the scene ends.

Scene Two: Three fairly hot guys (Joe Austin, Sam Dixon, and Dean Spencer) this time. It starts out with Sam blowing Joe, who blows Dean. They switch around a bit, with Joe attempting to suck Sam and Dean at the same time. Then Dean and Sam finger Joe's ass. Afterwards, Sam fingers both the other guy's asses at once. Dean fucks Joe, who blows Sam. They then switch ends for awhile, then Dean bottoms for Sam and sucks Joe. They too, then switch, and the scene concludes with a triple j/o.

Scene Three: We come into this scene already in progress, so I don't know who's who here. A hirsute beefy guy is being sucked off by a slightly smaller, hairier version of himself. Big guy tops smaller guy and they fuck for awhile until they both come. Not really much to the scene, but you may enjoy it if you like hairy asses, as the bottom does indeed have one.

Scene Four: Chad Conners does a solo. He's an impressively sculpted man, but there's not really much you can do in a solo scene that we haven't all seen before, and his dick isn't gargantuan, so it's nothing truly remarkable. Vince arrives from off-camera to rescue the scene, first sucking and being sucked. They 69 for a while and Vince goes bottoms up for Chad. They j/o to conclusion.

Scene Five: Jeff Feliciano and James Perry are put through the interview paces. Karen claims to be dating James, who seems a bit flustered by the revelation. All I can say about Jeff is that he instantly reminded me of a bigger version of Mango, the character Chris Kattan plays on "Saturday Night Live." He looks a lot like him, facially (which you may like, I did not) and acts very Mango-esque He also has numerous cheap- looking tattoos, which was a turn-off. To top it off, he has disgustingly large balls. If I were him, I'd get checked out for tumors because these things were scary. James looks like an ROTC kinda guy. Very cute with a good body. Anyway, they carry on about Mango having a big dick, and it is, but it's nothing all that great. Maybe they meant to say "balls" and it came out "dick." James admirably feigns attraction for Mango and sucks him off, going right down to the root, despite the danger dangling below. He even sucks on one of the nuts, but it's like he's trying to shove a water balloon in his mouth. It just ain't gonna happen. Mango does a little sucking, too, and then rides Jeff's face. His saggy sac drags up and down James' chest like a muffler hanging from a Pinto. Finally, James bottoms for Mango and those nasty nuts flop around relentlessly attacking poor James. He keeps his eyes shut through most of the fuck, and who can blame him? I assume he probably normally tops, but even so, I'm sure he'd rather not actually see what was violating him. To conclude the scene, Mango actually attempts to murder James with his sac of death by cutting off his oxygen. They both come, and James manages to live to see another day.

This is an okay disc. Had they fired a couple of the uglier models, I would have rated it a little higher. A definite improvement over Young Memories 2, but I'll be having nutty nightmares for a few days, I'm sure.