Inglorious Bitches Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/15/2012

Reviewer Note: There appears to be a U.S. release as well as a European release for this title. The European release is a two-DVD set including a fairly extensive behind the scenes featurette as well as a few other extras, while the U.S. release is fairly bare bones for extras. This review pertains to the U.S. release.

Running Time: 107 min.

Production Date: 5 / 1 / 2011

Director: Max Candy

Cast: Aleska Diamond, Anastasia Devine (aka Anastazie), Anna Polina, Bridget, Cindy Dollar, Defrancesca Gallardo, Eufrat, Jenna Lovely, Kety Pearl (aka Katy), Kristi Lust, Michelle, Nataly, Niki Sweet, Silvie Deluxe, Suzie Carina, Tarra White, Denis Reed (aka Pavel Matous), George Uhl, J.J., Jay Dee (aka Marcio Gonzales), Leny Ewil, Martin Gun, Neeo, Richi, Steve Q., Thomas Lee, Tim, and Wein Lewis

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me with mixed feelings. The audio is dubbed pretty well, and there's a good balance through the movie. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is where my problems come in. There's some very nice effort put into certain areas to give the movie an aged look with a bit of a wash and sepia tones, as well as a little black and white footage mixed in near the end to make things a touch more artistic. The rest of the movie shows a good hand on the camera but seems a little overly soft and often a little on the dark side.

The Movie: Tarra White leads the Inglorious Bitches, a group of whores that she's turning into an elite fighting unit in the resistance against the Nazis. As they gather information, they learn that they might be able to stop a critical Nazi operation. Something that big, however, is not going to be easy and there's plenty of risk to take them down.

Colonel Steve watches as smoking hot dirty blonde Aleska and brunette Anna start out on a couch letting their hands wander around each other before sampling each other's tits. Anna crawls over to help Steve out of his pants to suck his cock as Aleska watches and plays with herself before coming over to help work on him. Steve gives Aleska the first fuck doggie style as Anna watches and plays with herself with a few kisses from Aleska mixed in before spooning Anna while the girls continue to play with each other lightly. He also taps Anna's tushy doggie style before going back to her pussy missionary style. As soon as Steve pulls out to pop on Anna's shaved slit, Aleska finishes him off from behind.

Redheaded farmgirl Tarra plays around with Anna in front of Thomas and a fire as she flashes back to her time before the resistance. They kiss and suck each other's tits before Thomas helps Anna strip down and she sits on his face to help Tarra suck his cock. Tarra watches and plays with herself and the others as Thomas fucks Tarra doggie and reverse cowgirl style. Tarra watches and diddles herself as Anna rides him cowgirl style before laying back to take it missionary style as Anna rides her face and kisses Thomas. Anna gets another go with Thomas' cock spooning and taking it doggie style while she eats Tarra before Thomas titty fucks Tarra to a decent pop on her nice big titties.

Blonde Anastasia plays around with Jay, Leny, and Wein letting them slap her ass as she gropes them before sitting up to let them play with her tits while she gropes and sucks her way around them. Finally she lets them spray their seed on her tits.

Blonde Cindy and brunette Jenna head to a back room with George and Steve to pump them for information and more while Anastasia works on the others. Jenna sucks George as Cindy takes on Steve orally before Cindy lays back so Steve can eat her while Jenna rides George reverse cowgirl style. Steve moves on to spoon Cindy and fuck her missionary style as George takes Jenna from behind standing up and then taps her ass missionary style. The guys also team up to DP Jenna cowgirl style as Cindy watches and plays with herself. George gets a chance to take Cindy doggie style and pop on her ass as Steve takes Jenna from behind and then lets him suck and stroke her to a pop on her tongue.

After getting all horned up with a bit of torture, eyepatch sporting Kristi heads to the back room with fellow Nazi Leny. She gropes him through his pants as he lays back on a stack of pallets before she lets him strip her down a little and lays back for her to suck his cock with some nice throat action mixed in. Leny fucks her from behind before she sucks him clean and rides him reverse cowgirl style. Kristi also lets him spoon her pussy before laying back to give up the ass missionary style. Finally Leny pulls out and sprays a small load on Kristi's stomach.

While in the hospital recovering, patient Bridget dreams of getting some special treatment from Eufrat and Cindy. She sits up to start kissing Eufrat as Cindy's hands wander around her, and soon after is laying back for Cindy to eat her while Eufrat eats Cindy from behind. The girls move around to tongue and finger each other without ever showing a preference for one over the other. There's a very nice balance of giving and receiving as well as a little double team action. Finally they close things with a kiss and Bridget waking up.

Tarra takes on soldiers Martin and Tim by a tank. She lets them suck and grope her tits before dropping down to stroke and suck her way between them. Martin takes the first fuck with Tarra bent over in front of him as she sucks Tim before jerking it and playing with her tits as Tim fucks her bow and arrow style. Tarra also rides Martin reverse cowgirl style before letting Tim tap her ass missionary style while she sucks Martin. Finally Tarra lets the guys spunk all over her nice big titties.

After the General has a few of the girls come up to give him a little tease, he claps his hand to have the entire group start their orgy while he watches. He calls up girls and couples to perform for him at random while enjoying a little brandy as well as having an underling shoot a little film of the orgy. There's plenty of oral and fucking, as well as a bit of group action mixed in, but surprisingly I didn't notice any anal.

Inglorious Bitches is a very ambitious movie that almost constantly left me wanting more. The story isn't bad, but often seems a bit on the light side. The same can be said for the sex, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody when you have eight scenes plus a story in under two hours. Keeping things as short as it did rarely left much chemistry to develop in the scenes, but I will say that I was plenty impressed with both Anna Polina and Tarra White in their scenes and enjoyed the amount of anal that came out through the movie. The orgy was a huge disappointment for me, as I'm not sure it even lasted fifteen minutes, and much of it was shot at a distance so you couldn't really see much to begin with. That isn't to say that I didn't enjoy Inglorious Bitches, as there's some obvious effort put into the production aspects and the short scenes reminded me quite a bit of classic porn scenes. At the same time, with how short the movie was for everything that happened, I couldn't help but wish that the movie had at least an extra hour to it so that not only could the story be fleshed out a little better, but the sex as well. Inglorious Bitches has plenty of style and effort put into the production values, as well as a very large and good looking cast, but sadly the substance was never there to back it up.

The Extras: A Digital Copy of the movie is the only notable extra. It's too bad nobody cared enough about it to subtitle or dub the extras on the European release for the American market.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: Rent it.

Note to Video Marc Dorcel: It's great that you want to aim high with releases like this, but if you're going to aim high make sure you have enough powder in the chamber to get there.

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