In Da Booty Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/10/2004

In Da Booty

Running Time: 120 min.

Production Date: 10/2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

With a title like this, you had better believe that big booty women are getting their asses dug out! A couple few new girls and two vets round out the cast of an all out black, back attack.

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Marie Luv

This girl is getting more work than an outsourced hi-tech job. This one girl has hit the ground runnin’. Her hair length and style changes but the one constant is the fact that this girl gets nasty. Today she looks like Ashanti’s stand in.

Ms. Luv moans like her check depends on it, but unfortunately the best part of the scene is the camera work. Be thankful that Jordan lives up to his name and shoots the shit out of this scene, because there was no chemistry with the cast.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Sydnee Capri

I’d seen some stills of Sydnee and you couldn’t deny that wagon she’s draggin’. Her face and weave were lacking, but her looks are far improved today. Today she reminded me of a porn Alicia Keys.

Sydnee wasted little time throwing her ass at the talent, and for a newbie, she sure seemed to know exactly what I wanted to see.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Persia

I used to think that this girl looked like Lil’ Kim, but I see now that she is way cuter than the Queen Bee. I like this girl and if she ever decides to inflate her chest, she might become the baddest bitch on the block.

The wood issues continued here though. Maybe John E. should take a week or two off. His member was non-responsive.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Mya Mason

I’ve said it before and I am going to say it again. This is one ragged lookin’ ghetto girl. Her hair, figure and grill are shot. I don’t like attacking talent, but this girls looks have been on a steady decline since her first day in the biz. Her only redeeming quality is the fact that she is a “Do anything girl”.

She is a major turn off to me, and I can’t help but feel like I’m watching a homeless girl get fucked and that’s not my get down.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Jada Fire

Jada always looks good. She reminds me of Foxy Brown in her heyday. Those puffy nipples make a brotha wanna say UUUHHHHHH Na Na Na Na.

The guy is this scene had her ankles jiggling. He was in her spot so tough that she kept losing her shoes while he was stroking. For some reason, this guy couldn’t stay hard either, and that was the tale of this project.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 7/10

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If you ask me, this is the fall out of companies refusal to get solid, fresh, black male talent. Every last guy had SERIOUS wood issues in this title. The women looked better than any all black production I’d seen, and there was no excuse for these guys to go limp. Jordon hustled his ass off to get the shots, but he was working with B-Level male talent.

This could have been a classic, but it’s semi disposable because the male talent is over work and overused.

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