Implode Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  1/9/2005

Director : Chi Chi LaRue
Cast : Dasha, Brooke Alexander, Sophie Evans, Mario Rossi, Trevor Zen, Dillion Day, Julian, Kurt Lockwood, Trent Tesoro

DVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, multi-angles, behind-the-scenes, photo gallery, trailers, bonus clips, weblink, sex ads

Trailers : "C-Men", "Cake", "Blonde Jokes", "Body Language"

5 Bonus Clips :
Dasha, Cheyne Collins & Dale DaBone in "Dashed"
Dasha & Eric Masterson in "Round She Goes"
Dasha & Eric Masterson in "That Girl is Crazy"
Kobe Tai & Julian in "Haunted"
Kobe Tai & Julian in "Jade Princess"

Behind-The-Scenes (10 mins) : Interview with some of the crew, including Mark Spiegler, who explains how he became a talent manager & Dasha, telling us this is her last shoot for Vivid (liar, liar !!) and simply being her charming, down-to-earth self. Lots of glamour shots of the main stars. Very nice featurette.


SCENE BREAKDOWN :

1) DASHA & MARIO ROSSI

Dasha steps out of her swanky swimming-pool, a wet vision in white panties, immense pearl choker & stiletto heels (never forget your stiletto heels when you step out of the pool), to join Mario on a reclining chair. The scene happen outdoors, by a very sunny afternoon. I don't how many beads there are to Dasha's choker, possibly one million, it's the size of my intestine, but she doesn't show the strain as she swallows Mario's perfect penis, even using the pearls as an impromptu cock-ring. The photography is impeccable, and both performers are at their most gorgeous. The aerial camera slowly pans on their flawless bodies as they go through the motions in missionary & spoon, and even though it all lacks a bit of passion, it's difficult to stay insensitive to the outstanding beauty of it all. A most excellent introduction. Mario comes on her groin.

2) BROOKE ALEXANDER & JULIAN

All clips in this vignette series feature a silent Playboy-like "meet the model" glamour prologue happening in various cutesy settings. Buxom brunette Brooke join hunky lover Julian near a fountain, then she lies on a sofa to receive his oral affections. Well, it's a sofa, but at least it's outside. Once again, it's impossible to resist the sheer beauty of both perfomers. ChiChi knows his frames and always chooses the best angle at the best moment, alternating close-ups with aerial full-body shots during foreplay. Great little moment when Brooke and Julian stand up, and Brooke seizes Julian's fat pecker between her thighs while they grind their bodies on each other. After the doggy, they swiftly switch to reverse cowgirl as Brooke's back continues to massage Julian's heaving chest. That's the kind of position where it's difficult for the dick not to pop out all the time, but Julian has some advantage. After more standard cowgirl, the lucky stud sprays an abundant load on her chest. Another sweet feast for the eyes & groin.

3) DASHA & DILLION DAY

Dasha looks stunning in a raven short-cropped wig and matching black corset, as she descends the stairs of a luxury mansion to greet real-life lover Dillion. She caresses his bulge with her black satin gloves, then sits on the stairs and elevates her lean, long legs to stroke it with her thigh-high leather boots. He finally drops his pants and she proceeds to a hungry, loving blow-job, keeping her gloves on, sometimes looking straight at the camera. She really puts her heart into it, and everybody should blow their loved ones the way she does. After some brief return of affection (as well as rimming), they move to anal reverse cowgirl on the stairs, then Dasha puts one leg on the banister for a full-throttle vaginal doggy before he comes on her face. Dasha fans will love this one.

4) SOPHIE EVANS, KURT LOCKWOOD & TRENT TESORO

Kurt & Trent work out in a gym-equipped garage when Sophie walks in. Sophie, how do you expect Trent to grow any pecs if you keep on interrupting him like that, especially in high heels & a pale pink corset. It's anybody's wonder why Sophie is so under-employed in couples' movies, she's one of the cutest natural honeys from Europe and pulls off nasty with class. After a double b/j, both young studs enthusiastically finger her ends, making her moan with delight. The foreplay sequence is rather long, as usual with LaRue, then they get down to business, first in doggy, then in a hot DP that's for the most part shot in close-up but with varied & efficient angles. Both guys come on a mirror, which Sophie proceeds to lick off.

5) DASHA & TREVOR ZEN

At night, Dasha, dressed like a gypsy with a rose in her hair, greets Trevor at the door, and they kiss in a passionate embrace. Trevor warms up her pussy by the doorstep, then they walk inside for more comfortable pussy-eating. The colors are warm & intimate. Dasha pulls down Trevor's cotton boxers to work at his already erect dick. Another passionate, hungry blow-job by the blonde beauty, as she runs his tool on her face & boobs, then lays on a table for a scissor missionary. Very satisfying angles throughout. They switch to doggy, with just as varied angles, especially a long low-angle shot that should appeal to women where Trevor's thighs & pecs look massive. He comes on her boobs. A simple but deceptively great scene.


THE LOWDOWN : An unrelated series of 5 glossy vignettes, "Implode" is an overlooked little gem that may have suffered at the time of its release of an absence of promotion and a lackluster boxcover. Director ChiChi LaRue momentarily drops his cheap lego aesthetics to pay homage to those silent Playboy model videos that are all lush colors & pretty babes. Vivid may not have Hugh Hefner's budget, but Dasha more than lives up to the task, a vision of beauty in all of her 3 scenes, sometimes the lithe swimsuit model, sometimes the black-corseted amazon, always a diamond on legs. While the sex in itself may on occasion lack a bit of spontaneity, the excellent photography & the talent of the performers more than make up for it, and I left "Implode" aroused & elated. A very pleasant surprise.