Ignition Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/4/2007

As a fantasy, getting it on with garage mechanics is right up there with cowboys and men in uniform. I’ve lusted after a couple myself but none of them were on a par with the Eastern European hunks in this film. If they had been, more than my car would have been there for a lube job.

In the opener Adam Rush who resembles Matthew Fox in “Lost” (minus the chest hair) starts making out with the achingly cute Michael Marc. They strip out of their coveralls to reveal lean muscular bodies and stiff dicks. Adam licks Michael's pits and then goes to work on his cock. Then Michael really goes to work on Adam’s hard member.
Another young mechanic (Marc Taylor) sees this and—when Adam signals him—comes over to join in the fun. Michael now has his choice of dick and makes the most of it.
A standing jack-off from all three ends the first part of the scene.
Adam now leans over for Marc to eat his ass while Adam sucks Michael’s cock. Then with Michael in the middle, Adam drives a cock up his ass while Marc feeds him dick. Of course Marc and Adam switch positions before Adam sits on a pickup’s tailgate and Michael sits down on Adam’s dick. Once again Marc has a turn at Michael’s willing ass when the latter lies back on oil barrel and allows him entry.
All cum.

Scene two begins when humpy Paolo Ramatti drives his car up on the rack. He and the mechanic Julien Veneziano goggle-eye one another’s crotch. At once cocks are out and Julien is licking Paolo’s hairless pits. (Sound familiar? Well unfortunately this scene and the one that follows are virtually identical to scene one. Only the names are different.) These two are soon joined by Mario McGabe who joins them as Paolo is sucking Julien’s cock. Marco offers his cock to Julien who gladly accepts it. Julien and Paolo share the intruder’s cock.
A standing jack-off from all three ends the first part of the scene.
Mario kneels on a pile of tires and feeds on Julien’s dick as Paolo inserts his cock in the other end.
As expected (remember scene one?) Paolo and Julien swap ends.
Paolo sits on the tires and Mario sits on Paolo’s dick (just as happened with Adam and Michael at this point in scene two.) You know what happens next, don’t you? (Sure, the same as in scene one) Mario lies back on the tires for Julien to give him a missionary fuck.
All cum.

The third scene begins with Joe Donovan and Onix Ian (in English and not Hungarian I think it should be Ian Onix) are locked at the lips when the scene begins and the deservedly popular Samuel Dolce is the one who joins them. You know the routine by now. Joe and Ian suck Samuel’s sweet cock.
All cum.
Ian gets on all fours on top of the oil drum for Joe and Samuel to play musical ends and etc. etc.

As you can see, the three scenes each contain three performers and each scene follows the same pattern. As a result, the film is like déjà vu only with different cocks. Variety is not only the spice of life—it’s the spice of porn as well. So in spite of the gorgeous guys, the film soon becomes predictable and rather tedious. A good old fashioned duo or a quartet would have made things much more interesting.