I Was a Teenage MILF Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  8/19/2009

Summary
“I Was a Teenage MILF” is a fun and light-hearted production from Vivid starring Savanna Samson, as a “MILF”, and Hannah West, as her eventual protégé. The plot is advanced through a narration-based style, and there are four sex scenes that are presented—all of them boy-girl-girl three-ways. These sequences range from good to excellent, with the finale featuring Savanna, Hannah, and Alex Gonz being the best of the group. Savanna doesn’t have anal sex during any of the festivities, but Victoria Sin and Kayla Quinn both do. While the number of scenes is less than what one would normally expect, the feature’s length is still good, and there are five bonus scenes that add even more bang for your buck. Savanna, as always, comes across as elegant and sensual, and her work truly stands out. The only real drawback is that there is a website watermark down in the lower right corner of the screen. This, however, really doesn’t take away from the action and is fairly minor. I would highly recommend this title to couples, fans of Savanna Samson, fans who like to see the actresses actually finish the actors off (happens twice), and fans of three-way sex.

Plot
The plot revolves around a wannabe-“MILF”, played by Hannah West, and her “MILF” friend / idol, played by Savanna Samson. Hannah is quite envious of Savanna’s “MILF”-like nature, and the storyline tracks the process of Hannah trying to achieve a similar status. Eventually, Savanna acts as Hannah’s mentor and puts her on her way toward potential “MILF”dom. The plot is fun, light-hearted, and advanced through an older-feeling narration technique. While not spectacularly intricate, it does serve to set up the scenes of the production well.

Inserting the Disc / Main Menu
Upon inserting the disc, the typical warning / information screens play, followed by a number of advertisements for Vivid-related products, etc. These can be skipped individually by clicking the “scene forward” button on the DVD remote control. After these commercials, the Main Menu comes up, and we find a number of options. The first three of which are “Play Feature”—which is where we’ll start, “Scene Selection”—a standard scene selection mechanism, and “Positions Room”—which plays through the chosen type of action from the various scenes in the movie. The remaining five options will be covered at the end of this review as Bonus Materials / Other Options. For now, however, let’s get things started with “Play Feature”.

Scene One (Savanna Samson, Kayla Quinn, and Alex Gonz)
This scene involves Savanna Samson, a long-time Vivid contract girl, and Kayla Quinn, a curvy, large-chested actress, in a boy-girl-girl scene with Alex Gonz. For the action, Kayla starts out in a black lacy negligee, black see-through thong panties, and black knee-high boots. Savanna begins in a brown bikini that has green designs on the front. Physically, Kayla appears to be a lot taller than Savanna and has large, enhanced breasts, a pierced womanhood that has shaven lips with a tuft of hair above, and brown, highlighted hair. Savanna, on the other hand, is more diminutive in stature and has dirty-blonde hair, nice-sized enhanced breasts, a well-toned physique, and female parts that are shaved but for a landing strip above the lips. The setting for the scene is a nicely decorated bedroom that has a fancy wooden bed with golden coverings and pillows upon it.


Savanna and Kayla—giving Alex a taste of what’s to cum.

The action essentially kicks off with Kayla masturbating and stripping down on the bed, while Alex peeps at her through the glass of the room’s outside door. Savanna finds him and brings him into the bedroom with her. From here, she and Kayla put on a brief—yet steamy—lesbian show for Alex that includes some making out, breast-suckling, and pussy-eating on Savanna’s part. Before long, Alex is included in the action, and a full-on three-way ensues. Over the course of the scene, Alex eats out and fingers both Kayla and Savanna, and he even gets in some rimming on Kayla. The ladies also gobble up each others’ goodies and both perform multiple instances of fellatio on Alex. Aside from some hot, between-position double-blowjob work, this girl-on-boy oral activity includes face-fucking, deep-throating, and handwork by Kayla, and mild face-fucking, some deep-throating, and handwork by Savanna. There are a number of combinations employed between the performers, and oral action during and between positions is frequent. In terms of the actual sex, Savanna takes Alex’s thick cock in a reverse-cowgirl position a couple of times and also in a missionary-like position, while Kayla gets it in a cowgirl position and also a sexy, doggie-style anal position. The scene closes out with a pop-shot by Alex (decent load) on Kayla’s back and ass-crack, followed by Kayla licking some of his semen off of her finger.

Overall, this scene is very good. Savanna and Kayla really put Alex through his paces, and the heat here is blistering (in a good way) throughout most of the festivities. While things sag just a bit toward the end, it doesn’t take much away from the proceedings, and it is still solid action. One drawback is that Savanna doesn’t do anal in this segment, which is not a terribly big deal but would have been a nice touch. The camerawork here is very good, and the camera angles capture everything well. In total, this scene is definitely a good one to look into.

Scene Two (Courtney James, Deena Daniels, and Alan Stafford)
This scene involves Courtney James, Deena Daniels, and Alan Stafford. Both ladies are early-20’s types, and the setting for the festivities is a fairly large sex shop. Courtney starts out wearing a plaid miniskirt, a white spaghetti-strap tank-top, and light-blue panties, while Deena is attired in a purple tube-top, a denim miniskirt, and light-blue panties. Part-way through the sequence, there is a cut to Courtney, Deena, and Alan by a stripper pole in the shop, with Deena and Courtney having changed into pink lingerie. Physically, Courtney is fully shaved and has nice-sized natural breasts and slightly-highlighted brunette hair. Deena has perky natural breasts, darker (and shorter) brunette hair, and is also fully shaved.


Deena and Courtney—just a typical trip to the local sex shop for a couple of college girls.

The festivities start out with some girl-on-girl action between Deena and Courtney, which includes the use of a violet vibrator on Courtney, and Deena eating out and fingering Courtney, as well. Once Alan enters the picture, a ménage-a-trois gets underway that starts out somewhat on the tepid side, but whose heat picks up substantially around the time of the switch to the pole-area. All told, both Deena and Courtney do some nice blowjob work on Alan. Deena’s oral activities include handwork and deep-throating, while Courtney’s include some handwork and slow face-fucking. Courtney gets a chance to return the oral favors of Deena from before, as she eats out Deena’s shaved womanhood. Alan manages to finger both ladies, and the women get in some finger-work on each other, as well. In terms of the actual penetration, Courtney takes Alan in a doggie-style position, and Deena takes him in cowgirl and missionary-like positions—the latter done with Deena supported upon Courtney’s knee. The cum-shot is very nicely done here, with Courtney administering a hand-job on Alan (largely two-handed) to completion, with some of the semen getting on Deena’s waiting tongue. This is followed by a touch of oral cock clean-off by Deena and a bit of cummy-kissing between the two actresses.

All in all, this scene is good. It starts out a bit slowly, but things pick up and stay solid until the very satisfying ending. The camerawork is good here, as well, and the angles that are employed are interesting. There does appear to be an instance where the voices don’t match up with the actors’ lips and movements in the setup, but this is fairly minor and doesn’t mess up the sex or the plot to any real degree. All told, this is scene is worth checking out.

Scene Three (Victoria Sin, Scarlett Fay, and Rocco Reed)
This scene takes place in a laundromat and involves Victoria Sin, a raven-haired European, Scarlett Fay, a strawberry-blonde early-20’s type, and Rocco Reed. Victoria starts off wearing a loose, predominantly-black miniskirt, black stiletto boots, a white tank-top, and white, lacy thong panties, while Scarlett is dressed in a denim miniskirt, a black t-shirt with some purple writing and lines on it, and white thong panties with black trim. Physically, Victoria is slender and fully shaved and has perky enhanced breasts and some cool tattoo work on her left arm and back. Scarlett has perky natural breasts, creamy skin, and is fully shaved.


Scarlett and Victoria—washing machines: the ultimate in arousal.

To start things off, both ladies have Rocco help them up on top of their respective machines and then start to grind and masturbate as they get into the good vibrations of the washing cycle. There are some girl-girl activities—including some making out, breast-suckling by Scarlett, and pussy-eating by Victoria—to start things off. Once Rocco comes in, business picks up, and there is a steamy double-blowjob, complete with cock-sharing, ball-licking, and handwork. Over the course of the action, Victoria eats Scarlett, as does Rocco, and Victoria does some breast-suckling on Scarlett. In terms of the actual penetration, Rocco takes Scarlett in a missionary-like position, while Victoria gets it in a doggie-style position and, later, takes a lengthy and heavy reverse-cowgirl anal pounding. While Victoria is in the doggie-style position, she gives Scarlett some oral affection and so does Rocco. Victoria does some nice cock-sucking out of Scarlett during her portion of the scene, as well. The festivities end very nicely with Victoria jerking off Rocco to completion, followed by both ladies providing some oral cock clean-off.

Overall, this scene lies somewhere between good and very good. The camerawork is solid, as are the angles that are employed, and the action is quite hot. The finish, much like in the last scene, is excellent. I’m unsure why more directors don’t have the women finish off the men themselves because it’s incredibly erotic when it does happen. Overall, this portion of the disc is definitely worth your time.

Scene Four (Savanna Samson, Hannah West, and Alex Gonz)
This scene features Savanna Samson and Hannah West, the star of the production and the main character, respectively, in boy-girl-girl action with Alex Gonz. The storyline behind the festivities involves Savanna teaching Hannah how to be a “MILF”, and the activities take place in a fancy, brick-walled, living room-like area with a yellow / light-brown, leather angular couch. Savanna is wearing a predominantly-white, lacy, shoulder-less top, a pair of denim jeans, and lacy pink panties, while Hannah is dressed in a black bra and thong set with a sheer, black miniskirt covering. Physically, Hannah is a slender brunette with perky natural breasts and a womanhood that is shaved other than a tightly-trimmed patch above the lips.


Savanna teaching Hannah—much to learn you still have, young one.

Featured in this scorcher of a scene is some sensual double-blowjob action by the duo of Savanna and Hannah, as well as Hannah doing some deep-throating and handwork of her own. One excellent sequence involves Hannah trading off between eating out Savanna and blowing Alex. In terms of the actual sex, Hannah is taken in sexy reverse-cowgirl, missionary-like, and standing rear-entry positions, while Savanna gets it in cowgirl, doggie-style, and missionary-like positions. There is a good deal of oral action interspersed / combined into this portion of the scene, with both actresses being eaten by the other participants and also Alex getting blown by both of the ladies. The festivities essentially come to a close with an ejaculation on Savanna’s mouth, face, neck, and chest, followed by cummy-kissing between Hannah and Savanna, some oral cock clean-off by Savanna, and some cum-licking by Hannah.

In total, this is the best scene on the disc, and it is smoking hot. The mixture of oral sex and vaginal sex is done quite well, and there is a good deal of chemistry between the various participants. Savanna’s natural sensuality and seductive nature—which have become one of her trademarks—are quite evident here and add a sexy element of class to the proceedings. Don’t miss this scene.

Bonus Materials / Other Options
The bonus materials are located in the Main Menu. They include a “Behind the Scenes” segment that is fun and interesting. There is a “Vivid Girl Extras” option that plays through / gives a choice of five extra, bonus scenes. These include a boy-girl segment featuring Sienna West (from “Catch Me”), another boy-girl sequence involving India Summer (from “MILFwood U.S.A.”), a boy-girl-girl three-way with Savanna Samson and another actress (from “MILFwood U.S.A.”), a boy-girl sequence with Devon Lee (from “On the Couch”), and girl-girl action between Lisa Ann and Alektra Blue, with a bit of masturbation by Stefani Morgan thrown in for good measure (from “The Visitor”). Also included here is a text-based bio for Savanna Samson. This is an amazing amount of bonus footage, and it is like getting another movie for free—excellent work! Along with all of this, there is a “Movie Gallery” option that plays through “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the shoot. Finally, there is a “Vivid Previews” option—which plays through a number of trailers for other Vivid productions, and a “Vivid Products” option—which plays through a variety of ads. All in all, there is a lot of good bonus material here.