I Never Knew Kendra Jade was Such a Cock Up Her Ass Gang Bang Slut Review

Reviewed by 655321  on  6/24/2002

That was not an exclamation of surprize. "I Never Knew Kendra Jade was Such a Cock-Up-Her Ass Gang Bang Slut" is the name of this gem.

When one acquires a DVD centering on one performer, one runs a basic risk. I reviewed the DVD My Plaything: Gauge, and was very happy. Unfortunately, I had never seen (though I had heard of) Kendra Jade and took a stab because the DVD was cheap.

This is one astonishingly unattractive adult film performer. From her sagging belly, to her pimpled and bruised ass, to her ski jump nose, this is not a fun person to watch have sex. Prevaricating wooden puppets don't have honkers this big. The only way she'd have a problem with a gag reflex is if the guy had a 20" dick. The Navy could land F-18s on her schnozz. Of course, she improved things with tattoos. (Not!)

A scene by scene review is unnecessary. This is a compiliation of Kendra Jade's "best" scenes from previous Cream productions. Sound and picture are variable, the male talent runs the gamet from simply repulsive to convict, and the internal plots from each scene are sophomoric at best.

The only thing that gave this piece of excrement a rating above zero is the public service it performed. Namely, I have no need of ever viewing a gang-bang DVD.

The last two scenes are of Kendra and similarly unattractive women being banged in an assembly line fashion by rotating versions of "Mr. Floppy," "Mr. Stubby," and "Mr. Tubby." There is the occasional miraculous cum-shot, but one cannot reasonably join in.

A person must perforce ask, "What was Jerry Springer thinking?"