I Love Melissa Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  3/31/2008

Summary: Love is such a wonderful feeling to have and Melissa is definitely a great example of why. Here have on of the most beautiful women in porn, a blonde, brunette, raven haired beauty. Any woman with that many different looks and able to gobble down cock with each and everyone of her holes. If Melissa doesn’t woo you with her ample charms, maybe her incredible curves will be enough to get the job done. Whatever it is that she does to make men stand up and salute her it worked on me and I think it’ll work on you.

Expectations: The I Love series usually bats for the cheap seats. Is there a guaranteed sleeper in the bunch? Sure but you’re going to get at least four great scenes and unless you simply can’t stand one or more of the ladies involved in this you should be able to enjoy anything in the I Love Series. I don’t expect anything different from Melissa than I got from the other girls.

Scene One: Anal Retentive 4

So much for starting off slow and working your way up to an eventually high point. Melissa is going to have a hard time working her way up from this. She starts off by walking into a workshop and telling the guys that she is looking for some lumber and they are more than happy to take turns skull fucking her before spinning her back and forth for rapid pussy to mouth switches. As the guys stretch her holes out and occasionally decide to gag her with their cocks poor Melissa is just tossed about like a blonde fuck doll. The energy is intense throughout and Melissa almost seems helpless as the guys use her. Good energy, great scene. I’ve never sat through an Anal Retentive but I want to after this.

Scene Two: Big Cocks in her Little Box 3

Changing up her blonde hair for a raven hue Melissa starts off with a long tease that ends with her telling her a man he can look but can’t touch. Hair pulling and dress ripping quickly proves that not only can he touch but Melissa wants to be touched. She wants to be touched so badly that she doesn’t suck his cock, she just spreads her legs so he can plow her asshole. Melissa gets twisted and fucked in every way you can imagine. Any normal chick would have been begging for mercy by the time this scene. Instead Melissa’s stud was riding a hurricane and he should just be happy that he was still alive when it all ended.

Scene Three: POV Fantasy 7

I’m a vampire fan, die hard and true so stake me. Melissa in red and black with vampire fangs in a lair. It took me just over ten seconds to realize that this was a scene that I was going to be into. She plays it up like a champ slurping sucking and not being at all shy about showing off her fangs as she works that lovely body over our cocks. POV was a great choice of cameras for this and Melissa is stunning in every single position until she finally manages to earn her cumshot. This scene is a must for vamp fans but the rest of you might want to skip past this.

Scene Four: Big Cock Seductions 13

Melissa is a naturally beautiful woman so seeing her with so much make up on that she looks like a China Doll is a bit off putting but she still makes for an amazing blonde and now short haired beauty. She does start off the scene with heavy kissing which you don’t see often enough in porn. The babe follows up with a nice sloppy blowjob, not gagging but slurping and drooling so it runs down her chest. Her man gets behind her to lick her ass and she doesn’t waste any time with pussy sex and skips straight to the anal and he’s really pounding the shit out of her, and making sure that she’s sucks him clean whenever he wants, even a bit of light choking but nothing too extreme here other than constant anal.

Scene Five: Craving Big Cocks

She’s still a blonde here but you wouldn’t know that she craved cock by how long she spent posing and shit. Still once she found her way to a cock she started sucking and like the cock craving cutie that she is, and almost no time was wasted getting cock buried in her ass. Of course the guys know exactly what she’s best used for and they move quickly from hole making sure that they never leave any of her holes empty for too long, it’s a good thing she doesn’t are where a cock’s been before she sucks it because if she did this wouldn’t have been half as much fun to watch with the constant ass and pussy to mouth until she managed to coax both cocks into coating her with cum.

Scene Six: Squirting 101 vol 7

This is definitely a step above what I’m used to getting from a Squirting 101. I mean usually there is a bit of cock sucking and then a lot of aggressively fingering of the girl until they manage to get her to squirt. This time there is some actual fucking, throat gagging and everything. It still feels like a behind the scenes situation with a girl who’s willing to do a little extra while the guys set up the scene. I mean you can see guys sitting in the back ground and the lighting. Also she’s a brunette again. Cumshot is done right up her nose. If you normally skip Squirting 101 you might want to give this a second glance, even with the male spitting (I don’t mind it but apparently everybody else hates it). It’s still the weakest scene of the DVD.

Scene Seven: Mr. Pete is Unleashed

She has long platinum blonde hair in this scene. They don’t waste time with her either, this time she’s just used like a piece of meat first jamming his cock down her throat gagging her over and over, then her panties are pulled down to her knees so she can get pounded in the pooper. She doesn’t give as much ass to mouth as you’d expect from her in a scene like this but it’s hard to complain when you’ve got a ten getting anally pounded for all she’s worth.

Heading Out: I do love Melissa and I’ll tell you why. This woman could easily take the place of three or more porn stars because of how different she’s capable of wearing her hair. Long and blond, brown, black, short she looks great no matter how she wears her hair and she changes it almost scene to scene. She loves it in the ass, she’s got the energy, the look and the attitude. She doesn’t hesitate to do the nastiest most depraved acts that you can ask of a woman. She doesn’t give as much ass to mouth as you’d expect from her in a scene like this