I Know That Girl 9 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/24/2013

I picked up I Know That Girl # 9 from MOFOS/Brazzers because of the cover shot of the super lovely, now retired Jessica Nyx. This POV release runs about 2 & 3/4 hours over the course of 5 scenes. I almost wanted to throw this piece of crap in the trash after the first 2 scenes for the annoying factor.

Extras: Cumshot recap, photos, trailer.

Jessica Nyx: We kick things off with the focus of Jessica’s scene being, not Jessica, but a fake vagina receptacle that a guy would use in lieu of a female. Really?????? Seriously????? You get the chance to film a super-hot fake titted blonde and you’re going to focus on a fake pussy/ass type of device. The overwhelming presence of this toy is not cute at all, it’s downright distracting. Once they get to the actual sex, Jessica keeps her thong on while they run through several positions. Jessica gets her cumshot onto her tits instead of that lovely face and she rubs it around a bit with one hand while holding her hair back with the other. I’ve reviewed several of Jessica’s scenes as of late and it’s becoming clear that, yes she is hot, but she delivers an average performance at best.

Indigo Augustine: Never heard of this chick before, but she’s covered in cheap tats include a couple of gun tats on her collarbone pointing down towards her tits. If you can sit through this scene, you’ll need the volume down, as Indigo has an issue with a guy in her life. Several times throughout this scene, a half dressed blonde, possibly the director or camera person jumps onto the bed and provides extra commentary or a hand toward the proceedings. Indigo eventually gets DP’d by the guys and takes both shots of cock snot to her face and mouth. Snot being the operative word as it looks like Indigo has a serious runny nose problem from all of the cum just under her nose. The scene is marred by the excessive berating of “the fucking guy with his fucking little dick who fucking cums too fucking fast, fucking this, fucking that, fucking the other thing, fucking etc etc etc!” Also annoying is the constant stopping of the sex so Indigo or the blonde who pops in every now and then can use both hands to flip the guy the double bird. Complete waste of a scene.

Belle Reese: No credits for this big titted black haired girl. This is also the first girl in the release that doesn’t have any bargain basement tats. She’s a little chubby, they run through a few positions and she looks great as she strokes the guy off onto her face and mouth.

Sierra Day: Sierra’s a cute fresh faced strawberry blonde with only 4 credits, but the painful chatter with her guy who is “fucking filming” “just fucking around with the camera” etc. etc. is just so fucking annoying that again volume needs to be turned down. Sierra has some nice tits and a nice body overall, but some ill placed cheap looking tats just ruin her. She strokes the guy off onto her tongue, but we lose most of it. She’d be worth checking out, but the guy is just plain annoying.

Gia Lee: A cute slightly chubby Asian girl with some cheap tats also. By this time, I’ve learned to keep the volume off. They run through a several positions before Gia strokes the guy off onto her tits. At this point, I was just waiting for this to be over. I'd like to see Gia again.

Pluses: Cute girls.

Minuses: The focus on the fake vagina in Jessica’s scene, the constant double flipping off of the guy in #2, the constant use of the work “fucking” as the only adjective ever known to man.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 5 for the DP and messy facial in #2.

Is it worth it? So much potential thrown away here with childish antics.