I Have A Wife 3 Review

Synopsis
I have a confession to make. I got I Have a Wife 3 while I was on a Roxy Jezel kick. I’m not a fan of any of the other performers here, and I don’t so much like the idea of cheating on one’s wife, but I’ll try to be as unbiased as I can.

Scene 1: Audrey Bitoni
The opening sequence creates a nice story set-up, with Marco Banderas looking around a scared Audrey’s home to check that there were no intruders. Apparently Audrey called security hoping to get invaded herself, however, as she entices Marco to stay and make sure her whole body’s safe, even though he protests that his wife is waiting. Personally, her huge tits and padded body don’t do it for me, but if you’re a fan, then you’ll probably enjoy her throughout the scene, which features BJ, cunnilingus, missionary, both cowgirls, and doggie (all vaginal), before ending in the requisite cumshot to her face.

Scene 2: Lilly Kingston
Lilly’s interviewing in some guy’s home for a nanny position, and comes onto him once she realizes his wife’s not home. She drops down to her knees and gives a pretty hot BJ, and then he bends her over the kitchen counter and fucks her pussy. They do cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoons, and then he tries to jerk off on her mouth but gets most of it on the floor.

Scene 3: Phoenix Marie
Phoenix walks into an office, where some guy is overworking himself on a Saturday. She hints that his wife wants him to have some fun, starts caressing him, and then the action starts. There’s lots of tender kissing and touching, and then Phoenix gets on her knees for a BJ. He bends her over the boardroom table and fucks her doggie, then “missionary,” cowgirl (where Phoneix fingers her own ass a bit), and reverse cowgirl, all with BJs in between. Eventually, she drops to her knees and he jerks off on her mouth and tits.

Scene 4: Roxy Jezel
Roxy staggers home from a party with some married dude, but, lo and behold, she was only pretending to be drunk to get him away from his wife! Roxy gets right down to business, showing her awesome tits and sucking his cock to convince him to stay. After the BJ, they do doggie, reverse cowgirl, and then there’s an awesome sequence where he licks her ass, then they do cowgirl, spoons, and end with a facial cumshot. Roxy looks great as usual—love that body of hers, round in just the right places (although I wish she would grow out her bush!)––, but the video quality is pretty bad, especially when they do cowgirl: Roxy’s ass is moving so fast that it all ends up blurry, as if I were watching some censored Japanese AV. What a disappointment.

Scene 5: Felony Foreplay
Red-headed Felony pops into the bathroom wearing lingerie, where some guy is getting ready. Apparently, she’s going to watch the house for him and his wife. She waits for him on the bed and comes onto him; he can’t resist, so here we go again. BJ, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and doggie, with some BJs and cunnilingus mixed in between. At the end he pulls out and drops a load onto her huge tits.

The DVD
Pretty bare bones, which is fine with me as I’m not too into BTS (although the scene menu doesn’t break things down into positions, making it hard to navigate through the scenes). The blurriness in Roxy’s scene was just unacceptable, in my opinion, and ruined whatever this release had going for me.

Summary
Well, they earn some points for creativity, as the cheating husband scenarios are interesting and add some hotness to the scenes. And the girls all seem to have a bit of roundness to them, which is nice. If you have a thing for women convincing married men to cheat, if you’re a big fan of one or more of the performers, then go for it. For me, Roxy is the only girl I like, and that blurriness in her scene was really annoying. The rest was just standard all-sex porn with performers who weren’t really my type.