I Film Myself 5 Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  11/12/2007

I Film Myself 5
A Greedy Release


Starring: Faye Valentine, Vanessa Figueroa, Jessica Valentino, Thea Marie, Kenzie Kyle & Courtney Page.


Brief Synopsis:
An intimate video, from a starlet to you! C’mon, it’ll be fun! Really though, when was the last time you had twenty minutes, alone, with a girl and her camera?


Scene One: Faye Valentine
Relative newcomer Faye begins by having the opening credits stroll beside her. Wearing a white push-up bra and matching shorts (flecked with a lime green waistband and buttons), she begins by teasing, shedding her clothes to reveal a copious amount of pink skin, her face freckled and coy with desire. Her breasts are taut and perky, with the puffiest nipples I’ve seen on a newcomer since, well, Sasha Grey (Ms. Valentine is a close ringer to Charlotte Stokely; pale enthusiasts rejoice!). To the dismay of redheaded lovers everywhere, her pussy is shaved bald (but beautiful!), and she rubs into her clit for a spell. For a more furious workout, she grabs a small white bullet vibe, which she periodically sticks on her tongue, back to encircle her pussy. At one point, her efforts cause a leak of gooey white nectar to emerge from her pulsing slit, which she’s quick to load up onto her fluttering fingers. I nearly passed out in joy at this point, but Faye managed to rub a few more pangs of pleasure, and the scene ended. Seeing her work herself into a flurry of pleasure was delightful, and, quite frankly, caused me to become a bit woozy! I only hope her forthcoming boy/girl scenes can match this amount of energy. While some probably feel her performance could have been more over the top, it’s Faye’s comfort in front of the camera that’s integral to the scene’s success.


Scene Two: Kenzie Kyle
With light, pale-to-pink skin, Kenzie begins by teasing the camera with her oh-so-cuddlable breasts, squeezing and licking her nipples, pulling away her white ensemble (topped with slightly dirty ankle socks, oh yes). She flips herself over (ass in front) and back to facing the camera, teasing, until she begins work on her clit. Seeking deeper reaches, she takes out a jelly vibrator, and wastes no time in stuffing her pussy, quite deeply, for the rest of the scene. Her gentle coos are pleasant, as are her peaks of pleasure, and she finishes the scene by sucking the head of her instrument, briefly. Plenty of different positions are used to find just that right spot (ass up, doggie, etc.), and Kenzie seems to revel in her explorations. Though perhaps a little too freewheeling in her cycle of positions, I felt that Kenzie really pulled off the scene, even if the constant switch-up may be distracting for some. Still, she’s a very cute, Isabella Soprano-esque looker, and I loved seeing her in action.


Scene Three: Thea Marie
With a wide, bright red & toothy smile that could either be translated as mischief or wrath, Thea, the most outspoken of all the girls herein, begins by peeling her camo & grey long-sleeve shirt and her pink, multi-patterned panties. Her nipples are long and brown, sitting atop her droplet-sized breasts, while her dark brown hair has a few streaks of blonde within. Beginning her tease on the bed, the now naked Thea rubs her fingers along the outside of her pussy, a few fingers managing to wind up inside for a few glides. As her interlude on the bed shifts to a nearby chair, Thea sits upright, winding herself up, and bringing herself out of orgasm. Though her looks are quite appealing, and she’s willing to narrate, somewhat, her journey, I found Thea’s performance a little stilted. She does have some devilish qualities, but they seem to go unfulfilled. Maybe another time, perhaps?


Scene Four: Jessica Valentine
In brown sweats and a yellow cotton top, Jessica starts off filming herself as she flashes the camera into a mirror. Standing up, her tease is quite enjoyable, as she is quite slow to undress, allowing her camera to explore every inch of her newly bared skin. A slightly toasted color wraps her whole shape, and she continues her tease in bed. She squeezes her half-cup of tiny tits, slaps at her pussy, and brings out a long pink plastic vibrator, using both it and her fingers to grind out an orgasm or two. Hoping for more, she pulls out a thick, stout purple vibrator (with a ball as its head), which she uses in tandem with Mr. (Ms.?) Pink Vibrator from before. She shifts to an open-legged shot for her final climax, and jumps out of bed for a good once-over in the mirror, to close. Though I felt that Jessica was having a grand time, I wasn’t fully invested as I wish I could have been. That is, she’s very reserved in her expression of pleasure (and there’s certainly nothing wrong with that), but I felt like the tail end of the scene dragged a touch. Jessica is cute as can be, and that’s nearly enough for me.


Scene Five: Courtney Page
In neon green shorts and a long-sleeve shirt, Courtney begins by flashing in the mirror, teasing for a few minutes, and winding up naked in a nearby lounge seat. With deep set eyes and dark brown skin, she’s a relatively stunning girl, slightly lanky, and very trim. Using her fingers, she brings herself to near & final climax with her fingers alone. However, this scene was very brief, in contrast to the others, and I feel like she didn’t get enough time to explore. She seemed happy with her results, however, though I wish it all could have lasted longer. I feel a little cheated, too, by her performance, but maybe that was on par with the length of the scene. Ah, well.


Scene Six: Vanessa Figueroa
In a thin white cotton bra, Vanessa spends most of her time on camera in a fixed gaze at the preview screen of her camera, transfixed by her own self fucking herself (yes, I said that right). She’s a very cute, petite girl with light, honey-browned skin and a darling little face, but even as she rammed a long, purple vibrator into her pussy, I still couldn’t become interested. She does, however, seem to love getting off by seeing herself get off, and that was enjoyable (though maybe a little eye contact with the camera wouldn’t have hurt. Really!). It all almost felt like a non-event, but then again, maybe I was just expecting too much. I’d love to see her in the future, preferably with a partner who could sink her teeth into her more physical side, given that her attractiveness almost stunts her performance on this disc.


Bonus Features:
A bonus scene (from Boy Meets Milf, featuring Lauren Vaughn, which is a nice little scene), a photo gallery, a few trailers, and the usual company info all culminate to brew an enjoyable batch of extras.

How the Disc Looks & Sounds:
Shot by each respective girl, the camerawork may be a bit distracting for some viewers (body parts cut off, sometimes veering into the gynecological, no blemish left unturned). Fortunately, the girls are up to the task, using their camera’s preview window to frame themselves for maximum frame filling (or, as with Vanessa, a place to focus her attentions). Most were shot with daylight, all indoors, and all had a constant & steady color base, never leading to gross exaggerations of skin color, thank goodness! A nice looking disc.

Overall Thoughts:
As voyeurism on the whole begins to take over all of our lives, one by one, the I Film Myself series seeks to take us into a more intimate setting with young, newly minted girls of porn. The single novelty of this set-up will be enough for some, but others may get scared off by the close-ups, sometimes jittery camerawork, and solemnity of the performer’s workouts. This disc, especially, seemed to focus on lightly-bronzed, lanky Latinas (no complaints here), though the quality of the performances starts off hard & fast, and somewhat devolves by the end of the feature. Despite its few faults, I do, will, and have enjoyed this series, very much. But will you?