I Film Myself 2 Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  9/12/2007

I Film Myself 2
A Greedy Films Release
Length: 1hr 50min

Starring: Samantha Sin, Marlie Moore, Renee Perez, Krystal Jordan, Cassandra Cruz & Elena Rivera.


Brief Synopsis:
I Film Myself 2 is exactly like it’s predecessor (and subsequent sequels): girls solo, all filming themselves on consumer-end video cameras, specifically for their significant others (or, as the case may be, the auditions of the I Film Myself mailroom). Either way, this title delivers what it promises, with the exception that the girls herein are professionals, not wholly of the amateur persuasion (model releases barring that, for the time being). Each of the girls engage in a healthy amount of teasing, stripping, and other states of undress before climbing into their solo, masturbatory territory, and are helped along with a variety of devices (but most of the time just a single one, sometimes more) to bring themselves off for the camera. Here goes…


Scene One: Samantha Sin
In an oversized, black leather chair, Samantha starts things off by spreading her legs apart, slapping her crotch sternly. What’s beneath that pair of black underwear isn’t a mystery at this point, and the stars emblazoning her pelvis guide us like the northern lights (but, you know, not really the northern lights). She zooms in on her crotch as she warms ups her pussy, flipping around for a good, long stare into her ass for a bit more tease. Grabbing a red jelly vibrator, she fellates it (“my best friend”, she says), and caresses her nipples with its head. On the floor, ass up, she works the vibe for a while, her legs extended into the air again, fucking herself on and off, ending with a mouthful of pussy juice straight from the head of the pink vibrator. A very cute girl, short brown hair with deep eyes, but the scene still left me hanging a little. Not bad.


Scene Two: Marlie Moore
Marlie, static blonde on the box cover, meets us in jeans and a grey & green striped t-shirt, in square-framed glasses which echo her tight little mouth. She’s thin with a smattering of gorgeous little freckles on her neck and chest, a handful of breasts below. She slinks away to the bathroom to strip and tease for the camera, seats her naked self into a chair, and begins to fiddle with her pussy. She accidentally knocks over the camera with her feet, but recovers it, planting an angle to catch her cradled in bed. Pulling out a purple dildo, her pussy creams all over it as she strokes herself off. A few minutes later, satisfied with her effort, she tastes the results, and grins. A beautiful girl with a nice amount of energy, but I felt a little stymied by the near-gynecological amount of close-ups. I like seeing girls masturbate, but I also like to see their faces once in a while, too! Still, an enjoyable scene, nonetheless.


Scene Three: Renee Perez
In a frilly white camisole, we meet Renee in a posh hotel room, mirrors everywhere. She begins teasing in a few different positions, and brings out a white bullet vibe, which she works into her crotch, in recline. Her head buried, then raised, she takes out a long pink dildo, straddling the carpeted steps extending through the middle of the room. Through the creamy frenzy she pulses herself into, she maintains eye contact with the camera, a trait which most of the other girls banish by way of forgetting where the camera is (or getting carried away, maybe?). Renee finishes by tasting her tools one by one. Not bad at all.


Scene Four: Krystal Jordan
Krystal, presumably on her daddy’s bed (but the whole house seems very familiar, from scene one), is auditioning for the series, this scene being her demo tape (take from that what you will). She’s wearing a red cotton top with matching panties, and is petite with pale skin and cropped chestnut hair. After a bit of tease, she grind her fingers into her stubbly mound, then takes out three dildos (one glass, one rubber, one firm/I couldn’t tell what it was made of). After a little bit of adventure featuring all three players (never at the same time, though), she climaxes, and order in the universe is restored once again. Even though her arsenal of dildos maybe hinted at an orgasm-laden soul journey through the cosmos, Krystal’s performance was pretty average and could stand to use a bit of work. But if she’s your type, then have fun! More fun than me!


Scene Five: Cassandra
Cassandra, a long-haired vaguely asian, brown-skinned lady, begins by teasing us in her camo-printed shorts, curling this way and that in a small bedroom. Gliding a turquoise vibe against her sheer purple panties, she teases herself a bit, fingering her pussy and a little bit of ass (for good measure). Turning to a nearby mirror, she fucks herself with the vibe, ending up on the floor. She plunges the whole vibrator into her pussy, spreading out to push it out from time to time. A neat trick, but I was still left wanting more. Even as she tasted the base of the exhausted device, I still felt a little cheated. Her performance wasn’t spectacular, and my reaction wasn’t, either.


Scene Six: Elena Rivera
Ah, Elena. After all the near-middling and lackluster scenes behind us, seeing her sparkling visage and matching, glowing brown body was like seeing a whirlpool in a stretch of salt-flat. In a loose pink top and matching polka-dotted panties, she teased her smooth features, reaching for a pink, pearled remote-controlled vibe (shaped like two bowling pins glued together), which she uses to grind away. After a full shot of her working the vibrator, she holds the camera in one hand, showing us her point of view. It was a nice change of pace, but still felt like I was taking the world’s cheapest OBGYN course on the internet (only through my TV; it could happen!). A shame! But some may love this little stunt who are less crotch-based (visually speaking) than I. Is this another sub-genre waiting to be exploited by millions of boxcovers in the coming years? I guess we’ll have to wait (but not me). Toodles, Elena!


Bonus Features:
A bonus scene with Lela Star & Brother Love (from Busty College Co-Eds), company info, & a few trailers round out the package. Not awesome, but what do I have to complain about? The front menus was very appealing (every menu in large type!), especially for those of us who watch porn either half-asleep, half-drunk, or half-something else in the middle of the night. I’m sure grandpa agrees, too.

How the Disc Looks & Sounds:
Shot on what seems to be the same handheld, consumer grade camera, the whole disc was relatively consistent, save for a few scenes where the auto f-stop correction/lighting self-correction wasn’t engaged (sadly, in the Elena Rivera scene, which made her panties veer from white to pink to green, all within the span of a few long, confusing minutes). I thought I had sunstroke for a few scenes, but overall, a strong image regarding the nature of the series. Next time, let the girls practice their camera placement skills a little! It would be worth it.

Overall Thoughts:
I Film Myself 2 promises pretty much what it boasts, if you’re looking for professional girls rubbing themselves out with a variety of toys and devices, with varying degrees of enthusiasm and results. Nearly all the girls seem hell-bent on copping the cold-stare sex face/attitude (What for? For whom? Is sex scary now? Why didn’t somebody tell me?). That type of attitude can be atom-splitting at its best, but at its weakest, can just come off as half-hearted and weak. Perhaps if the girls really cared about enjoying themselves with the camera, alone, the results would be more dynamic, less boring, and, dare I say it, almost personal. Until then, we have discs like these. But I’d be a stone gargoyle if I said I didn’t have a little fun, anyway.