I Dare You Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  9/26/2006

Tyson Cane has moved from being in front of the camera to behind the camera with his Tyson Cane Holdings. His recent release of I Dare You is one of his newest products and shows potential, although still a work in progress. The story behind this video is guys receiving a dare to have sex with another person and then following through with it; however as the video proceeds, this concept is lost. The script is lame and the models do an obvious poor job of following the script. Tyson as the director apparently does nothing to correct it. Before we get to the start of the movie, we have to sit through previews of other Tyson Cane videos and also an advertisement for Tyson Cane Bodyware. Who wants to pay for a DVD and then have to sit through that?

In the opener, Brandon Aguilar is talking on the phone to some friend telling him about this game called I Dare You where he had received a letter slipped under his door daring him to have sex. We must assume this dare was with a bartender since that is whom he has sex with. He is telling of his encounter of being at the bar near closing time and after the bartender closes up, Brandon seduces him. We see Brandon sitting at the bar nursing his drink when The Dicksman (I sear that is the name on the credits) comes back from locking up and sits on the stool where Brandon has been sitting. Brandon’s tank top has the word “pig” on the front and he makes every effort to be a pig here. I am just going to call The Dicksman TD for simplicity here. Brandon pulls out TD’s big black dick and begins sucking it. Brandon is about average looking and TD is a tall athletic built guy. Neither is all that special to look at except TD has a dick about 10 inches long. Brandon sucks and sucks but TD’s schlong never really gets fully hard during the blowjob. Brandon shows us he can deep throat it many times, but TD never really looks excited about it. After an eternal suck job, Brandon gets up on the bar on his back while TD fingers him for a few minutes. After stretching Brandon’s hole out some, they move to a couch and TD takes Brandon’s ass first in the doggy style position. This goes on for a while and there doesn’t appear to be any chemistry between these two up to this point. Brandon flips over on his back for some missionary style fucking and TD bends down a few times to do some kissing and Brandon seems to be enjoying this fucking and he seems attracted to TD as he smiles and tells him how hot he is. When TD sees that Brandon is about to shoot his load, he pumps his ass harder and finally Brandon blows a load spreading it all over his stomach. TD pulls out and while stroking shoots his load all over Brandon’s face.

In the second scene, Mary Mario is in his kitchen when he gets a knock on his door. Without looking he opens the door (that has three deadbolt locks in addition to the lock on the door knob) and reaches down to pick up this letter. The letter tells him it’s a dare for him to have sex with the guy in the letter. It goes on to say that this other guy also has the letter that makes it a double dare. He goes to the phone and calls someone named J to come up to his apartment. He invites J Scorpion in when he knocks on the door and Marty tells him he has something to show him. Without mentioning the dare or the letter or what he has to show him, he unzips J’s pants and pulls out his dick. The script is lame. The acting is worse. He proceeds to suck on J’s thick dick with ease and skill. He stops sucking to rise and the two strip. Both of these guys are good looking muscular black men. J is harder and more ripped than Marty but both are hot. They exchange some kisses that have me feeling my own dick harden. Marty is back on his knees sucking J’s cock for a while longer and then hops up on the kitchen counter for J to return the favor. Marty lays back some so J can also rim his ass. Once J is finished with this, Marty gets off the counter and bends over it so J can fuck him doggy style. He changes up his speed sometimes slow and methodical and other times he is drilling that hole hard. Marty gets back on the counter on his back for J to fuck him missionary style and during this pounding Marty blows his load. J continues fucking him and finally pulls out to shoot an equally nice load.

In the third scene, the two skip the part about the dare as Junior Delcruz, a short Hispanic guy with a shaved head tells J Scorpion he has something to show him and just like Marty, Jr reaches for J’s dick instead of showing him the letter. Jr drops down and gives J a decent blowjob. J undresses as his cock is being sucked. Jr removes his shirt to show a pudgy body. Once Jr is finished sucking, the two kiss and J asks him if he wants to get fucked. He says yes, of course, and Jr is finally naked and on his back while J gives his ass a rimming. J doesn’t suck Jr’s dick like he did Marty but he gives him a much better rim job than he gave Marty. He stands to give Jr the fucking he promised him and for the next 7-8 minutes we hear this table Jr is laying back on rock all around bouncing around the floor drowning out the background music and the two’s voices. When will directors learn you cannot fuck on tables that are sitting on any surface other than carpet? J fucks him missionary style and during the fucking Jr must have failed to let the cameraman know he was about to cum as he shot his load without them getting a close-up. J pulls his big meatstick out of Jr’s hole and delivers a second cumshot of the day as nice as his first one.

We are finally to the final scene and Tom Gay, a tall thin white guy is walking into an adult video arcade store where he runs into The Dicksman from the first scene perusing DVD’s. The two exchange glances and are on their way back to the arcade. We have a view of the hallway where two other tall thin black guys come out of their booths and one opens a door to show us Tom on his knees sucking TD in a booth. The two guys, Cee Kay-1 and Skyy stay in the hallway and Skyy is on his knees sucking Cee’s dick. None of these guys are much to look at, but they all possess some big dicks. The sucking continues for quite a while and we still get this odd background music that sounds a lot like a late night easy listening radio station. The sucking has become so monotonous I find myself more interested in the music than the blowjobs. Austin Edwards, the store’s clerk is seen leaving the register to go back to the arcade. About 2 minutes later he makes it back there and tells them he has something to make it interesting holding up a big dildo. The scene changes and Austin is standing in between Cee and TD while Skyy and Tom are on their knees sucking the three. TD is actually showing interest in this scene—much more than he showed in his scene with Brandon. The three standing exchange kisses, mutual dick stroking and some mutual nipple licking while the other two service their cocks. No hot bodies or handsome faces here, but several big thick dicks present. The guys all seem to be enjoying the action, as they get very intense with each other. This is the most intense sex in the entire video. The guys spread out and Austin has pulled out the dildo using it on Tom who is now on all fours and sucking Cee’s dick. Skyy and TD are over to the side with TD fingering Skyy’s hole as Skyy is on all fours. This goes on for a few minutes and then TD and Austin swap places and TD is shoving the dildo in Tom’s ass while Austin fingers Skyy’s hole. It’s Austin’s turn to get fucked and he is on his back while TD and Cee use a different dildo on him, and Tom sucks Austin’s cock. I don’t understand the use of dildos when you have all these huge dicks present, but they finally put away the dildos and start using their own equipment. Austin fucks Skyy doggy style while Tom sits on Cee’s dick and sucks TD as the same time. TD has been like a totally different person in this scene as we have seen him playing with the other guys’ dicks (although briefly), playing with his own nipples a lot, playing with the other guys’ nipples, etc that we didn’t see in the first scene with Brandon. He really surprises us when he sits down on Cee’s dick and rides that big slab of meat with no problems sitting down on it all the way. Cee give shim every inch of his dick and TD rides it. Over to the side we see Austin sucking Tom and Tom sucking Austin. Skyy has disappeared. The fucking is going well and hot and then abruptly stops and the guys are all standing around Tom and one by one they shoot their cum into his mouth and over his face. What doesn’t make it into his mouth is wiped into it and he swallows it. Once everyone has emptied their cum in him, he shoots his own load.

The closing credits in this video are not something I normally pay attention to, but in this case, I had to laugh. It showed Executive Producer: Tyson Cane; Producers: Tyson Cane, Hard Top Video; Cinematography: Tyson Cane; Photography: Junior Delcruz, Tyson Cane; Special Effects: Tyson Cane. Why would you want to advertise your video as a one-man show?

Extras for this DVD include a photo slideshow and previews of other Tyson Cane movies.

The video had a very amateur look to it, but saving some of the scenes from being a total loss were hot guys like J Scorpion and Marty Mario. The final scene did not exactly have the hottest looking guys, but they gave some hot sex. And of course, there was some big dicks in the cast. Tyson’s skills as a director need more work and they need to decide to either stay with the script or not, but don’t do a lame ass job of it and then pitch it half way through because the models can not follow it. When the viewer can spot this, it is pathetic. I would watch the scene with J and Marty again, but not the rest. If you are all about the big cocks and nothing else, then you probably would like this movie. But even if you want more, it might still be worth a rental. There is too much other stuff of better quality out there to suggest buying this film.