I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 9 Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  10/10/2007

I Can’t Believe I Took the Whole Thing! #9
Directed by Brother Love
A New Sensations Release
Dates of Production: 10/13/06
Length: 2hrs 7min.

Starring: Barbie Cummings, Aaliyah Jolie, Lexi Bardot, Trisha Rey & Jayma Reid
With: Shane Diesel


Brief Synopsis:
Each girl takes their respective turns tackling Shane Diesel’s oversized member, and I’m happy to report that they all perform quite well, and are more than up to the challenge. Let's take a closer look…


Scene One: Barbie Cummings
Beginning with a bit of clothed to naked tease for a bit of introduction, the scene continues with a re-clothed Barbie, finding Shane residing on the outdoor patio of a house. She's almost too darkly tanned for my tastes, as her natural color (with her mop of dark blonde) is more appealing to my eyes, but any Barbie is good Barbie! In her thin cotton short-sleeved collar button up top and blue jean skirt, she begins to blow Shane. After a touch of mouth wrangling, Shane flips around, and Barbie sticks her face into his ass, tossing his ass with her tongue while stroking his oversized horn. A bit more trombone playing follows, and the two continue indoors. After a bit of cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, Barbie tastes his member, and they continue onto doggy. In between her hushed dirty talk, Shane unplugs her from time to time, gaping Barbie’s pussy for the camera. While fucking, Barbie sticks four of her fingers into her pussy, along with Shane’s unit, as if to say "I could easily take two of these at once, so why not right now?" We don’t get to see that imaginary wish fulfilled, but Barbie does continue to stuff herself silly while Shane pumps away. The two continue on the floor (Barbie on all fours), onto a bit of spooning, some reverse cowgirl, and into straight missionary. Barbie takes in every inch of Shane’s cock toward the end of the scene, and she milks his cock, slurping down the results. There is a bit of choking in this scene, so be warned, but it isn't too harsh for virgin eyes (I don’t think those exist anymore, anyway). Barbie is her usual gangbusters-delivering self, and truly makes the scene.


Scene Two: Aaliyah Jolie
We find Aaliyah laying naked on a flat black leather couch, talking about her desire to take in a monster dick. Shane arrives thus, and she proceeds to blow him. Aaliyah is a very thin girl, pale skin, very lightly freckled skin, with a thin head of whitewashed-blonde hair atop her head. Following the blowjob, Aaliyah's hair is a little more sweaty as a result, and Shane bangs her pussy from behind. A bit of cowgirl bounce follows (with a little choking), followed by reverse cowgirl. Aaliyah's tiny tits are like perfect little erasers, taut and at the ready as she’s service, even though her skinniness veers on the dangerous side sometimes. Missionary on the floor brings Shane to climax, and he does so directly into her mouth. Aaliyah's enthusiasm is of the smoldering variety, eyes closed, small bouts of tight energy bursting forth every once in a while, feeling every inch of Shane’s trunk as it’s stuffed into her little pussy. I would have preferred a bit more tease at the beginning, but nonetheless, she brings the goods.


Scene Three: Lexi Bardot
In a convertible, Lexi drives around looking for a cock, and, after parking, wanders into an empty house. Seeing a sunbathing Shane on a beach chair, poolside, she's delighted with her discovery, and begins to strip her casual wear quite quickly. In a purple and black camisole and g-string, she crawls on all fours, sneaking around at first, and proceeds to blow Shane’s cock. "I've waited my whole life for this", she says, and they continue onto a bed indoors. Kneeling on the bed's edge (Lexi is quite tall, after all), she continues blowing Shane, working from his taint to his tip, continuing with a bit of salad toss, and ye olde rusty trombone, as in Barbie’s scene. Shane eats her ass and pussy as she straddles on all fours, and he works her pussy from behind, her fingers rubbing her clit for a bit more spice. Shane sticks his foot next to her face, and Lexi sucks on his big toe. If that digit could experience an orgasm, I'm sure Lexi would have brought it to its brink, if only. The two continue with doggy, and Lexi tastes, and Shane chokes her from time to time. Onto cowgirl and its reverse, and into spoon, the two conclude with full-on missionary pounding. At one point, Shane dismounts and finger fucks Lexi’s pussy until she squirts a puddle onto the bed. Lexi returns the favor by blowing Shane until he spurts into her mouth, and, in turn, swallows. Lexi's great spirit in the scene is matched by her long frame, sweeping black hair, and beautiful, mid-slung tits. She does have a few tattoos coating her shoulders and arms, but if that somehow gets in the way of enjoying this scene, then you are just way too picky (or not). Not to be missed!


Scene Four: Trisha Rey
In the garden outdoors, Shane meets Trisha: petite, slim, and compact frame, thick head of raspberry & blonde darkened hair (with pink barrettes), and a cute little face, she wears a transparent pink top, with her legs wrapped in stockings featuring tiny black stripes, and footed with red-strapped, clear elevator pumps. Trisha wastes no time getting to know Shane’s unwieldy tool, and blows him nearly the second he shows up. Moving indoors, she reveals a black bra, her pussy trimmed with a bit of shadow growth. Landing on a couch, she takes out a tiny, remote controlled vibrator (purple, finger-tip sized), and massages her clit, leading to Shane fucking her simultaneously. At one point, she arches her lithe legs upward, almost behind her head, but still above, vibe stuck on her clit: quite a sight! Some doggy and missionary on the floor, onto reverse cowgirl on the couch, and little spoon later, with Trisha still working the vibrator for most of the time, Shane chokes her all the way through (not strong, but light, of course) each position. He unloads into her mouth, a well earned prize for the both of them. Trisha's heat in the scene is relatively constant, but it seemed like she was more interested in the vibrator than Shane's wang. Either that, or maybe she couldn't survive one without the other (what?), or the vibe was her ticket through it all, but she still seemed to have a great time. She was delightful to watch!


Scene Five: Jayma Reid
Quite tanned and with glowing white teeth, Jayma begins the scene by teasing with a touch of masturbation, her undies a matching color of blue, and her hair the healthiest brown I've ever seen. After Shane arrives, she blows him, and the two cycle through the usual positions. Jayma just couldn’t match the other girls on this disc, and though her performance isn’t exactly negligible, it is a low part of the disc. She seems more interested in the camera and less on the king-size dick prodding her, but still she's not quite invested as she could have been. I admit, I was a little off-put by her appearance, especially her tan (she’s a few degrees from being orange-colored), but she’s still a very cute girl, but not for me, not here, not now. Maybe next time, I hope?


Bonus Features:
A Bonus Scene (a full scene featuring Liv Wylder and Mr. Diesel from I Can’t Believe I Took the Whole Thing #8) is the highlight of the section, and worth a look if you’re unfamiliar with Liv's work. She delights in taking Shane’s trunk for quite a while, riding and working on his unit with aplomb. A 30+ minute Behind the Scenes feature is also included, with each girl getting a 5-10 minute interview about their career in porn thus far, and is a nice addition. Pick Your Pleasure Menus (Tease, BJ, Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggie, Spoon, Cumshot), a Model Gallery, a few Trailers, and the requisite company info round out the disc.


How the Disc Looks & Sounds:
Steady camerawork all around, the outdoor scenes actually look as good as the interior-shot work (an anomaly in porn, as far as I've seen), and the whole disc is evenly lit and great to look at (perhaps too great, as Barbie's foundation/skin color on her face can be too revealing). Most of the disc is lit with outdoor light hitting indoor scenes, and is nicely balanced. Nice!


Overall Thoughts:
On the whole, nearly all the girls pull their weight in each scene, and the performances are mostly even throughout. If you're wary of male receiving salad tosses or a little choking, staying away from this title may already be in the cards. For those who like seeing a little more adventurous sex (with big dicks in tow), this may be just the right title for you. As with most Digital Sin discs that I've seen, you know pretty much what you’re getting into (a near-even amount of position time, good camerawork, enthusiastic girls), and that’s satisfying enough for me.