I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 7 Review

Reviewed by Steed  on  8/16/2006

Pretty simple premise here. Cute girls try to handle the huge cock of Shane Diesel. Fun to watch, but be warned,if you're a female porn viewer, this should come with an advisory not to attempt at home. Just the site of Mr. Diesel's penis would send most amateurs screaming into the night.

The 7th installment in this series definitely has some highlights including the fresh, new talent of Lorena Sanchez and Crystal Clear. Both take on the big guy and both fare pretty well. If you like girls taking on big cocks, these scenes should work well for you....Then there's Mysti May. Many of you already know Mysti, who is becoming well known for lots of dirty talking and giggling during almost all of her scenes. If you like her style, and I do most of the time, this is a pretty hilarious romp. The comments she makes while trying to ride the Diesel are laugh out loud funny. If you're not into Mysti's chatter, then I'd advise skipping right by this scene.

As far as the BTS, every once in a while I come across a priceless behind the scenes moment and sometimes it's the highlight of the DVD for me. That's the case with this movie. Leading off the BTS you get a look at the warmup between Shane Diesel and Crystal Clear (some might know her from Howard Stern). It's interesting to watch as Crystal is asked to get Diesel's very limp penis to rise up to its full,intimidating,erect glory. She knew he was big, but seems genuinely stunned during this sequence.. As she sucks and licks, the cock begins to grow and it becomes so huge she starts to question whether she can even do the scene. Nice reality check for viewers here. Even as porn cocks go, Shane Diesel is fucking massive in length and girth.

If you like this series, #7 probably fits in very well with the first six, and you get exactly what you expect. The only drawback for me, is that the girls seem happy to just survive their encounter with a very huge dick. None really seemed to be getting off on the experience. That drops this one to rent only status for me.