I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 5 Review
Digital Sin
Studio: Digital Sin
Category: All Sex , Interracial
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Starring: Jada Fire, Kayla Marie, Dana Vespoli, Shane Diesel, Haley Scott, Kaci Starr
Released on: 2/22/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 5/8/2006
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| Prologue NS/DS seems to have put a lot of eggs in Shane Diesel's basket, running several series around him and his extraordinarily wide protuberance. You know the ladies are going to get stretched in this video, so it's a size queen's delight. The cast includes covergirl Kayla Marie, who has brought Mandingo to his knees with her tight pussy. Haley Scott is no stranger to size, and neither are Dana Vespoli or Jada Fire. I don't know Kaci Starr, but it's guaranteed she will be tested. Let's see how the girls work it. |
 The video starts off with super sexy Kayla Marie giving us a flash of nipple, then vag, peeling her panties off and stroking her slit. Her tight tits get pulled out of their cups and the pear shaped beauty can't wait for some dick. Shane is stroking his monster on the couch next to her and Kayla gets to work mouthing the massive appendage. She works it from every angle she can but the head is enough to stuff her maw. Kayla has no trouble sucking his balls, taking a great deal of delight rolling them in her mouth. She mounts the cock in CG. For the uninitiated, this is a prime position for the asstastic Ms. Marie. She works that hog in deep, getting a slightly glazed look in her eyes. P2M augers a switch in positions. They fuck in RC. Kayla really puts that pussy on him in this position and there's a cut to mish. Maybe her little dick dance and grind was a bit too hot and he had to cool off. Shane fucks her slow and seems to be having some wood problems at first. He gets his groove back and deep dicks Kayla in an up and over. Her cunt looks like raw hamburger. Cut to doggy. Shane gets a little inspired in this position and gives Kayla a brief pounding. Cut to spoon. Deep penetration has her nipples ready to cut glass. She wants him to fuck hard, but he has to pull out for P2M. Cut to Kayla pumping Shane's cock into her mouth, taking his thick load and spitting it out and down her chin. She plays with the dying cock into the fade.Kayla hasn't lost a bit of heat over the last couple of years and there are a couple of scalding moments here. Nothing gets sustained and the editing is draconian. A good scene nonetheless. |
 The new, more angular and inked up Dana Vespoli is masturbating in a bathroom. The mirrors give us a dual look at this beautiful woman. She's still got a great face and ass despite the obvious weight loss. She stealthily crawls up on Shane to take his cock out of his hands. Dana lays across his body as she attempts to take Shane's whole length into her little mouth. She gets about half before her eyes start bugging out. They go right to a mish penetration that makes Dana squeal. She works her clit to help lube up the fuckhole but tells Shane she really wants him in her ass. He spoons the sphincter and even licks her armpit. A Dana specialty. She smacks her own face while he chokes her, then A2M. More spoon anal, then a quick cut to up and over doggy anal. Her face starts showing the rapture and Shane sticks his dick in it. Back to the up and over, then regular doggy anal with Dana stroking his cock as he pumps in and out, almost making Shane lose it. He lays her flat and totally fills that ass. Dana's legs are shaking, her brow knitted. Cut to Dana on her back, asshole gaping open, waiting for the mish penetration. She spreads her pussy for a lovely shot of pink and Shane goes extra deep in her ass. Shane pulls out for an open mouth facial.Some great shots of the anal here. Dana keeps her focus on Shane and not the camera, making for better chemistry than I'm used to seeing from him. Another good scene. |
 Haley Scott is no stranger to big dick. In fact, she's an absolute bon vivant for huge black cocks. Shane walks up to her and sticks his half hard in Haley's mouth. She takes a great deal of pleasure in bringing Shane to full tumescence, even offering up her throat for fucking. He can barely get the head all the way in, much less enter her throat. They start the fucking in mish and Haley has a few surprised squeals as Shane touches parts of her rarely explored. Haley shows that pioneering spirit by stretching as wide as she can and staying completely open for the deep thrusting. P2M throat impaling, then back to mish. A shift to side entry with Haley begging for a pounding. Shane speeds it up for a bit but there's a cut to doggy. Haley seems to be bottomless and she'll take whatever Shane's got to give. This becomes as big a test for him as for Haley. After some good, hard thrusting in the canine position they move to CG. This is a position of truth for Haley as she grinds the dick deeply into her womb. Shane pulls her back into what can only be described as a reverse wheelbarrow. Both of them are ecstatic and Shane needs a P2M break. RC has Haley showing her inhuman capacity and a huge pussy gape. Cut to piledriver as they move toward the end. Haley verbally coaxes Shane to orgasm while trying to eak one last one out for herself. Shane pulls out and leaves his dick droppings on her tongue. Haley's a swallower and she laps up the strays. They fade with Haley's impression of Oliver Twist.Haley Scott will never be the biggest star in porn, nor adorn dozens of boxcovers, but this is her arena and she displays unbridled passion for big dick. There's a great stretch here where Haley is just using Shane, which is as it should be with a decidedly undynamic performer. He's the prop and Haley does the fucking. I fear she's ruined for normal sized men. |
 I don't have access at the moment to all the cast lists of this series, but I think it's a bit unusual for a black woman to be included. It's a testament to the sexual force that is Jada Fire to be here regardless of the normal criteriae. Jada's adorned in a one piece, teal, crocheted mini dress. She looks fucking hot. A few moments of tease for the camera, then each other as they masturbate across from each other. Shane gets fed a taste of pussy from Jada's fingers, then she attacks his dick with her hungry mouth. After a bit of oral worship she gives up the pussy in mish. And I do mean gives it up, as she rocks back at Shane and spurs him on to harder and deeper plunges. When he gets happy in her hornyhole she warns him that she'll pee if he keeps it up. So he fingers Jada to a little squirt. The moral here: Never warn a man that something nasty is coming and expect him to stop. It's what we want. Cut to a CG penetration, Jada riding with gusto. She's not only taking the whole thing, she's working it. Jada's body is getting sweaty as she turns for RC for another good workout. Cut to doggy, a hot POV shot showing Shane's cock coated with cum and lube. Jada goes face down, ass up, and a lovely hot pink pussy gape. Cut to spoon, Jada working the load out of Shane with her squirming body. She assumes the position and takes his babies in her mouth, playing with them, then drooling over her chin.First observation: Jada's lost her braces. Second: She's one of the hottest fucks in the business and can take more dick than most of her contemporaries. She thrives on it. Her mouth and body were non stop here. |
 Kaci Starr is a cute brunette with nice tits, but she's very young looking and a bit chubby. After a very short tease, Kaci has Shane's large lump in her mouth. It doesn't look like she really knows what to do with it, and Shane's not great at instructing her, either. Some two handed pumping and a quickly aborted titty fuck. Shane gets a little aggressive and bends Kaci back for what could have been a disastrous skull fuck, but lets her suck at him from underneath. He enters her in mish, and you know she's never had anything like this in her life. Kaci's not pulling away, and from the way she's squeezing her tits, I'd say she's enjoying the new experience. Shane manages to bury himself deep and bring the pussy cream out. Cut to CG, Kaci really getting into the swing of things and Shane needing to slow down. P2M leading to RC. Kaci's body goes on autopilot as she bounces in delight, burying the bone all the way and almost causing a couple of scene enders. Here I thought this girl was out of her league, only to find that her pussy is ravenous. P2M, then a cut to doggy. Slow and deep. Shane asks if she'll take it in the ass. Sensibly, she reasons that it's too big. Reentry into her pussy makes for some sexy sloshing sounds and a Kaci orgasm. Up and over has her in a rapture. More P2M and a cut to mish. Kaci's soft pillowy body really looks good here and Shane manages to bring her to orgasm again. P2M, then spoon. Kaci's reached her limit and begs for a facial. Shane almost doesn't get it to her on time as he splatters Kaci. She rubs the goo in as the video ends.I was pleasantly surprised by how good this turned out. Kaci's visual appeal is limited, although any man who's been with someone built like her knows what a tactile delight she could be. Her oral skills are almost non existent. Her capacity for cock, limitless. Kaci got fucked good and enjoyed every moment. She even got prettier and sexier with every orgasm, of which there were a few. Good enough for me. |
Bonus Scene from Harder Faster Vol 7Jean Yves LeCastel introduces two women to us. The first is dark, stacked lovely, Black Diamond. The other, a petite brunette, Susane Brend. The girls put their wares on display. Diamond's big natural tits and Susane's big butt. There's an unveiling of Black Diamond, then a cut to both girls naked but for shoes. Another cut and JYL is flanked by the two women, his massive hog being fondled. He nurses on Diamond's tit and Susane sucks on his lifegiver. The ladies switch roles, then team up on his cock. The oral is desultory and uneventful, going on for too long with no payoff. Cut to JYL sucking pussy, Diamond in doggy, Susane in mish. His fat cock pierces Diamond's defenses, Susane doing P2OGM. She gets her pussy pumped in mish, Black Diamond licking clit and wet dick. Cut to Diamond sitting on Susane's face while JYL prepares her asshole with some fingering. The anal penetration starts in mish. Cut to side entry anal, Black Diamond just watching and playing with a gold vibe. Another cut to CG anal. Diamond riding the vibrator in her pussy in similar fashion. Doggy anal, Diamond spreading Susane for JYL. Big gaping here. Cut to Black Diamond getting fucked in spoon, P2OGM for Susane. Cut to CG for Diamond. More P2OGM. Doggy for Diamond, Susane masturbating. JYL titty fucks Black Diamond till his cock spouts like a fountain. Susane licks at the glorious mess and the girls do a tongue tango.This could have been a great scene but was so broken up by editing and multiple P2OGM's that it lost its way. It's obvious that the entire reason for Susane's presence was to do anal, which I guess is an absolute prerequisite for a JYL scene. Black Diamond is the real draw here and I would have liked to have seen him concentrate on her alone. It would be different if the girls had some substantial interaction throughout, but that wasn't how it played. The cumshot was great and should be done more often. Black Diamond's heavenly pillows are definitely blast worthy. |
| Epilogue I don't usually advocate shooting around the male talent, but truth be told, Shane Diesel is a very homely man with an extraordinary gift. That said, the videography here was well conceived and executed with great shots throughout the DVD, capturing some very hot women enjoying a unique experience. There wasn't a weak scene here sexually. Maybe the only drawback is related to using one male for every scene. The pace and style never deviates. I'm never crazy about the limitations that NS/DS put on their scenes with regard to time, and it forces more edits than I like. Transitions are non existent and some good positions are left too early. But within that, an ultimately satisfying production has survived. Kayla Marie shows once more why so many people locked in on her when she first arrived in the valley. Dana Vespoli sizzled despite her anorexia. Haley Scott might have put on the performance of the video with her love of size. Jada Fire made sure she got hers also, and entertained us with her verbal barrage. Kaci Starr may be inexperienced but she knows how to fuck and what she likes. Most of the scenes are shot by Xavier Mann (I think), with one by Brother Love. That would not be so noteworthy but for the fact that their respective cameras have different proportions, causing a change from full screen to letterbox in the last scene. Multiple directors is a very odd practice. |
| The Disk Besides the bonus scene, there's a BTS, photo gallery and some trailers. Scenes are broken down to Pick Your Pleasure. |
| Recommendation This one has my stamp of approval. Good for at least a rental, if not a buy. |
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