I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 1 Review

Directed by:Xavier Mann and Brother Love

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Initial Thoughts: The great girth of man meat, known as Shane Diesel, makes another appearance, ready to take on a whole new group of tight little babes. I recently reviewed another Digital Sin series featuring Shane,"Stretched Out Snatch 2", and if only we could combine the two series, there may be close to a perfect porno in there. I like this disc, a great deal, it has some distinct advantages over it's sister series, but it also has a couple shortfalls. On the strength side, the sex is pretty fantastic, it's much more up tempo, the girls are generally incredibly enthusiastic with Shane, and Shane himself seems much more comfortable and charismatic in the scenes, and it brings the heat of the sex up there to the realm of the pants breaker level. The only real issue that puts the negative side into play, is the run time, and to some, that don't care about such things, this won't even matter, however the feature barely breaks 100 minutes, and when the somewhat average gonzo (all sex) title these days runs around the 140 minute mark, this is a little down, there are solid extras on the disc, but they just get the total disc run time up to snuff on the 140 plus mark, and you all know my lack of love most times for previously released bonus scenes. I'll be honest, if I hadn't just checked out "Stetched Out Snatch 2", this issue would not be nearly the problem, but that disc out distanced this one by nearly a full hour of content, and suffered no ill technical side effects because of it, so I just feel this disc could have achieved more in that regard, however, it's a superior disc, Xavier Mann and Brother Love may not have matched Tyrone Shuz on bang for the proverbial buck, but they definately cranked out a lot of quality in what they do give us, and this is a fantastic big dick title.

Technical Considerations: I'm actually pretty happy with the technicals, on pretty much every front, it comes off very well sorted and nicely arranged, the camera work is just fine, lighting really has only a very minimal issue here and there, and sound and picture quality are quite good. The menus are nice looking, and the layout is very nice to navigate through. I also should say, that In my view, Digital Sin do a fantastic job of labeling things, it comes off a tad over advertising of thier product with all the replayed intros, but it's a nice way of telling us who is who and what films and the like the bonus scenes are from. Nice to see that.

Condom Usage: None

Disc Duration: 151 minutes

Feature: 102 minutes

Extras: 49 minutes

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Scene Breakdown

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Scene 1: Julia Bond and Shane Diesel

Duration: 20:08 mins

Position Chronology: She teases and shows off her pussy, she rubs herself, Shane enters, he licks her pussy, she blows him on her knees, sixty nine, doggy vag, PTM, cowgirl vag, PTM, reverse cowgirl vag, PTM, missionary vag, sideways vag, doggy vag, he strokes off up to her face and mostly on his hand. BJ cleanup.

Scene Rating: 4 stars

Scene Thoughts: Things get off to a nice hot start here, when covergirl Julia does a little teasing for us in a sexy green and yellow outfit, not all that long, but she has a very sexy and ready look on her face before Shane enters and gets to work on her muff. There is a little bit of vocalization and a lot of unspoken chemistry with some hot looks back and forth, and a very good rhythm to the scene, the two of them have a great scene together. I loved the enthusiasm that Julia had, she just kind of snaps to sucking his cock out of her pussy and she really seems to enjoy getting stretched out nicely. This is one of those scenes that live up to the moniker of the film, Julia is sexy and pretty tiny, and seeing her take on a really big black dick is pretty enjoyable and something to see. The facial is a real letdown and part of the reason for only 4 stars, he basically just jerks off on his own hand, and Julia doesn't get much of anything on her face or other parts, and she didn't really get down there and get herself messy either, but still a hot scene.

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Scene 2: Nadia Sin and Shane Diesel

Duration: 15:12 mins

Position Chronology: Posing by a mirror, sexy outift, she rubs her snatch, Shane enters and licks her muff, she blows him on her knees, spoon vag, PTM, cowgirl vag, he fingers her ass, he stretches her pussy with her fingers, doggy vag, doggy anal, anal gape, spoon anal, he jerks off on his back, he rubs some cum on her face, she licks some cum off his hand, BJ cleanup.

Scene Rating: 4 stars

Scene Thoughts: Nadia is looking fine as can be, she has on some fishnet stockings (black) and a tight black top, and a collar that says "Bitch" on it, she shows us her breasts and poses by a mirror before Shane shows up. This scene had some real heat to it, and a lot of energy once again, but it seemed very rushed, and with only 15 minutes in length, it just watched that way too, the at times seemed rushed in thier actions and there was no need for it, other than that though another strong scene, Nadia and Shane had reasonable chemistry, although not incredible but she did her best to inhale and take on his cock, and it was impressive to see her little ass take his dick so easily, but she did nearly gape instantly to some pretty stellar proportions if your into that sort of thing. The pop was another letdown, as he jerks off on his hand again, but Nadia makes some good effort to save the finish by getting in there and rubbing her face on his cock, and slobbering and licking around for some cum.

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Scene 3: Poppy Morgan and Shane Diesel

Duration: 19:46 mins

Position Chronology: Sexy Lingerie, in a tub, rubs herself with some suds, she blows him in the tub, he licks her muff, missionary vag, PTM, spoon vag, sideways vag, cowgirl vag, PTM, reverse cowgirl vag, she rubs his balls, PTM, doggy vag, he oils up her ass, from behind vag on her belly. She strokes him off into her mouth on his back, BJ cleanup.

Scene Rating: 4.5 stars

Scene Thoughts: Poppy has a body that just makes you want to drool with anticipation of seeing her get naked. And since this is an X rated film we just may see that happen, oh hell, you know it's gonna damnit, so stop sulking. She has on some very sexy black lingerie, but it doesn't last long, and we soon see her playing with herself in the tub, but again we don't see her alone too long, and she gets a major slab of man sausage to suck on, and she gives a good try to swallow his hog whole, very hot enthusiasm from the lovely miss Morgan. Shane is all game to tap that smooth looking muff of hers, and she seems just as excited, and gets a good fast paced rhythm going as she rides him after being fully broken in on her back. Poppy has this great kind of frantic mood in this scene, she really has the look of a passion frenzied woman trying her complete best to get her large membered man to bust on her. The pop is again done at a crappy position for a facial, but Poppy does the work this time round, and gets some good shot right into her hot little mouth, and does a sweet job with the cleanup.

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Scene 4: Christie Lee and Shane Diesel

Duration: 23:32 mins

Position Chronology: She teases, she blows him, face fucking on her knees, she pours water on his cock, two handed handjob, spoon vag, reverse cowgirl vag, PTM, missionary vag, doggy vag, piledriver vag, spoon vag, she rubs her nipple as he fucks her, he strokes off on her face, she rubs his cock on her face, BJ cleanup.

Scene Rating: 5 stars

Scene Thoughts: This is just a fantastic scene, Christie is just smoking hot in some black and pink lingerie but her boobs are popping out of it right from the getgo, but much of the outfit stays on for the duration of the scene which is hot. This is one of those scenes that you can sit and watch, and appreciate as something a little bit more. You can watch this scene and nearly, if not completely forget that these two people are paid performers having sex for a camera, Christie is just completely lost in passion to his cock, she has this incredibly sexy giddy nature to her, kind of like a 6 year old with a brand new toy, she is just thrilled to no end with his cock, and she lets him know repeatedly, it's really one of those cute and sexy scenes, they get into some spirited stuff for a while, and Christie is either really getting off, or academy award winning capable, she is so hot in this scene and her enthusiasm for the sex is incredible. She plays a bit of a primadonna at first, just to kind of do a little character thing, and it may have been a theme they were gonna use, but she just melted to passion when she got his dick inside her. They finally got the facial right as he spurts on her face with her on her back, and she does some nice post cum cleanup. Great scene.

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Scene 5: Victoria Sin and Shane Diesel

Duration: 24:46 mins

Position Chronology: She talks and teases in some white frilly outfit, she fingers her ass and pussy, Shane enters, he kisses her, licks and fingers her ass and pussy, she blows him, ball sucking, two handed handjob, doggy vag, cowgirl vag, he rims her, doggy anal, ATM, spoon anal, reverse cowgirl anal, ATM, she strokes him off, partial facial, BJ cleanup.

Scene Rating: 4.5 stars

Scene Thoughts: I did not think that much could do a decent follow up to that last scene, but Victoria and her oh so sexy looks did a darn good job of trying. This woman is one of the sexiest babes out there, and I don't think she gets anywhere near as much recognition as she deserves, she is incredibly sexy, and oh so nasty, what more could you ask for in an adult film star? She does a little more chatting and teasing than anyone else in the disc, and is very sexy and up beat and frisky. She just has such a good body, and it soon gets put to full use with Shane, she is plenty enamored with his tool, maybe not quite to the degree that Christie was, but she is up there, and makes mention about how she cannot believe that that cock is in her ass. The chemistry is up there and the energy again steals the show, with a lot of good enthusiasm from Victoria, it's something to see her really petite body accepting Shane's incredibly thick unit, she is suprising in the anal segment, really taking a solid pounding, I have seen this sweetheart take on a black man gangbang in the past, but nothing could have prepared her to take on this girth. The doggy anal was very hot, and she covers pretty well for another pretty lackluster cumshot with him sitting down as she jerks him off.

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Extra Stuff

Behind the Scenes: Julia posing, bonus BJ from her, interview while blowing, some teasing and posing again in between sucking sessions. Bonus sex, Nadia showing off her ass and blowing some bubbles, Poppy topless interview, Victoria interview. 23:29

Bonus Scene: From Naughty College Schoolgirls 34, Roxy Sweet and Mr Pete. they kiss on the bed, he spits on her panties and rubs her pussy, he slaps her tits and fingers her, she blows him, face fucking, he strips her as she sucks, deepthroat attempts, kissing, ball sucking, doggy vag, PTM, spoon vag, reverse cowgirl vag, she rubs her clit, spoon vag, he chokes her, cowgirl vag, PTM, sideways misssionary vag, a pretty weak facial, she looks at the camera. Nice fast paced scene, good chemistry and energy, slightly rougher, good stuff. 20:23

Photo Gallery: 20 pics, full screen hardcore shots.

Other Extras: Trailer reel, web trailer, company info.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

Despite my earlier ramblings that this disc is in fact nearly an hour short of "Stetched out Snatch 2" which is in nearly every way, an identical series to this one, same male star in Shane Diesel, same layout, same idea, same studio, same everything but the director. Despite that though, this, in my view is the superior feature, the sex in this disc is just very good, the girls really respond to Shane, and it's not just a big dick shoving into a tight muff or ass exhibition, it's some pretty damned hot sex, and there is a lot of good outward charisma from most of the performers. The extras are pretty decent in this disc, although the bonus scene not exceptional and was old footage. Just to see some of these girls take on a monster dick is probably worth a purchase, but if your not really into the genre or any of the girls, you may want to rent this one first. My biggest wish for this one, is simply that they would have taken thier time with a few of the scenes and used that extra room on the disc that Tyrone obviously was not afraid to give us. The co direction thing seemed to work quite well, and I just think they could have packed a little more punch with the overall. Very good effort though despite that. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.