Hustler XXX Video 23 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  5/9/2004

"Hustler XXX #23” is a typical Pierre Woodman offering – that is, plenty of hot babes getting fucked hard. Of course, the viewer also has to endure the usual fake moaning (by the girls and the guys!), dumb sets, mini-orgies, and idiotic editing. In other words, typical Euro crap! I hate the Euros!

Woodman starts off interviewing streaked blond cutie Barbora. The audio sucks and, even if it was crystal clear, we wouldn’t be able to understand them through their thick accents. She’s slim with medium tits. Joachim takes her through a ton of position changes, including an anal piledriver. He comes on her pussy and ass, then she cleans him up enthusiastically. Twenty minutes of action, and it seemed like 30!

That’s the last one-on-one, as Woodman brings his usual cast of thousands into the rest of the scenes. Is it an economic thing or do the Euros really enjoy watching a lot of people in their sex scenes?

Brunette Aisha takes on Bob Terminator and Reda next. She’s semi-cute with medium tits on a slim body. They both fuck her in a few positions (but no anal) and finish with a double plastering of her mug.

Very cute blonde Sharka Blue is next. She finds Alain Deloin and James Brossman in a printing shop and does them right there amongst the presses. There’s some anal, DP, and a double facial for the smiling Sharka.

Back to the comfort of a couch in a house, cute dirty blonde Sarka does a lap dance for us. Roly Reeves and Titof join the fun and are soon screwing her senseless. She gets DP’d, does some A2M, then takes two loads to her tongue.

The last scene is a perfect example of why I think the Euros have no idea what we as viewers want. There are two girls in this scene (but the credits don’t give us a clue which is which). I’ll call the first one Agota. She’s a slim blonde with a horrendous tat on her stomach. She takes a dip in a river and attracts the attention of two nearby guys. They join her in the water and soon the threesome is going at it on the rocky beach. The three are getting dirtier with each position change, including an anal and DP.

Across the river, another couple is watching the action and they get turned on and start their own romp. I’ll call this one Irina. She’s a very cute blonde. The camera switches back and forth between the action until, Voila!, a third guy joins the original threesome. Before long, Agota has taken three facials. Meanwhile, Irina is giving her buddy such a good blowjob, he cums in her mouth without any screwing! Frustrating!

Next we see “Will Come Soon” on the screen and about three minutes of a brunette named Monica who is – just sitting there! No playing with herself, no nothing! It’s a preview for “Hustler XXX #24.” What, is she the only girl in it? Are we supposed to be so excited about her that we’ll run out and get the next volume? Stupid!

Okay, so we have pretty girls, most getting fucked by multiple guys, most doing anal and facials. No condoms were seen. And in two hours and 15 minutes, I never came close to shooting my wad. The sex is stale and uninspiring. The fake moaning gets old in about six minutes. Wake me when this Euro crap is over!

The DVD included the standard extras: Cast List, Previews, Slide Show, Director’s Profile, Sex Talk, and Website info.