How To Get More Pussy 2 Review

The gist: The usual Rodney Moore shenanigans, but arranged in a different way. It has the concept of an interactive DVD, but it stops well short of implementing any interactivity.

For each of the three ladies, there's an intro in which we see her out in public somewhere. The screen becomes a menu with four pick-up lines to choose from. But it doesn't branch. After you choose a line, Rodney speaks it and she reacts -- and then you go right back to the menu. I guess that way you can see what happens with all four lines before you move on. Two will be successful, and two will end with a brush-off and an old-fashioned "Boing!" sound effect.

You never progress out of the menu, you just have to select your way back to the main menu and try "Get Advice from ..." to move on to an interview segment. Here the woman chats with Rodney about pick-up lines and dating and such. When it's over, you can go on to the usual Rodney-style sex scenes. There are also short outtake reels.

The play-by-play: Amee Donavan appears in running shorts and a tshirt for the pick-up lines, and in a red plaid skirt and open white shirt for her work on the couch. The chapters are broken down thusly: Foreplay, Blow Job, Girl on Top, Cowgirl, Joyrider, Reverse Cowgirl (anal), Doggie (anal), Cumshot.

What's this "Joyrider," you ask? Perhaps it's been in other Rodney movies, but I've never seen it before. Remember those old children's rocking horses suspended by springs? This is a toilet seat that bounces on those springs. It's been set up at a height so that he can slip under it, and she can bounce on his cock without the muscle strain of reverse cowgirl. Ingenious, really, if a little silly-looking.

The blowjob is lengthy, which I like, and the anal segments are pretty good, including a little gaping. Some of the action is recorded POV, some of it isn't. The Rodney blast goes mostly around the lips, and we get a long post-pop sequence following Amee into the bathroom for some chitchat before she cleans up. A solid all-around scene: call it four stars out of five.

Jamie London appears in a heavy tan coat for her outdoor bits, nothing sexy. Inside, she wears a green plaid skirt and black halter top. The sex chapters are: Pussy Licking, Blow Job, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie, More Mish, Cumshot. None of it is shot POV. Jamie gets a little histrionic, but at least she's energetic. The pop all runs down her left cheek. Three stars.

Claire James appears outside in jeans, a ripped sleeveless T, and a fuzzy hat. Inside, she wears a short hot-pink dress. Her chapters are: Pussy Licking, Spanking, Blowjob, Doggie, Joy Rider, Ass Licking, Missionary, Cumshot. I have to admit I'm not overly enthusiastic about this performer. Plus there are some annoying lens flares. But at least she gets to play on the Joyrider. This time, Rodney takes a turn in the seat for some prolonged analingus, which is one of those things I think is a lot better to experience than to see (I mean, even more so than everything else in porn). It doesn't seem very dynamic on the screen. But maybe that's just me. Rodney achieves full facial coverage on the pop, and we get more post-pop patter in the bathroom. 2 stars.

Pros: Amee's pristine pink pussy looks as inviting as usual, and I hadn't heard that friendly chuckle in a while.

The Joyrider is pretty cool.

Cons: It's not the greatest value in the Rodnievision line (shouldn't that be Rodneyvision?) with only three women.

I wasn't really excited about the entire cast.

Honestly, the interview segments bored the shit out of me. I may be getting tired of Rodney's shtick. His voice is a little sleep-inducing, and there's an awful lot of it.

I might have been more tolerant of all of this if it had delivered what it seemed to be promising: a game. You know -- try a few lines, pick the right combination of two or three in a row and bingo, win a sex scene. On the other hand, that might have annoyed me, too, if it took too long. It's such a fine line between clever and stupid.

DVD notes: There are no extras, unless you count the "outtake" segments that are on each of the girls' sub-menus. There's no time code during any of the segments. The menus are all that annoying kind where you can't move in all directions -- right and down just move the cursor in one direction, and left and back move the other way.

Summing up: The concept is almost a good idea, the pick-up lines are very nearly amusing, the interviews are close to bearable. The sex, fortunately, is pretty watchable. Amee Donavan fans may find it worth checking out.

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