How Do You Like This Tushy, Seymore? Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  9/25/2001

Directed by Jessie James released 4/2000, 2/2001 on DVD
Cast: Jessie James, Veronica, Annie, Ashley Lynn, Tess, Alex, Jeff, David

Jessie James has been making movies for a long time. She's a tall, curvy dirty blonde woman who specializes in getting buttfucked. She's not bad looking, but her best trait is her enthusiasm, she always has fun. Seymore Butts demands that his performers always seem as though they are having the time of their life, so it makes sense that he would take Jessie into his production team. She works out of Florida, and this series is supposed to show her "auditioning" or trying out new talent. So it will have a different feel from a movie Seymore himself made.

We begin with Jessie and Seymore talking to each other cross continent via speaker phones. Seymore isn't shown, but he does his typical schtick of filming his desk to show what he is doing. The thought of Seymore's greasy black locks (has anyone seen him on camera these past 18 months or so? He looks terrible, like he's dying of something) seems to excite her, so Jessie breaks out a dildo as they discuss how the movie will be made. Jessie and Seymore dirty talk each other, and she fingers her clit and inserts the dildo rectally, while he jerks his meat. Eventually, he cums on some papers on his desk, and she claims to have cum too.

The movie really gets going when Jessie drives across town to pick up Veronica, a pretty, slender brunette who looks older than 20. Jessie has explained that Veronica is an anal virgin, and that she has a lot of experience in introducing girls to the wonders of rear entry. The two drive off to a secluded lake, and change into bikinis. Veronica announces her need to "tinkle," and so removes her bottom piece and squats in the grass. She then lets a short, but fun to watch burst go. Jessie tries also, but is too camera shy (odd how the mind works, she has no problem being sodomized on camera, but when attempting to urinate, she freezes up). The two then give each other enemas, but of course these are not the real enemas that would have cleaned out their anuses well before this. Since fecal matter and such isn't shooting out, this is also fun to watch.

Now it's butt time, and Jessie warms up Veronoca by eating her out, while lubing a butt plug. She can't get much in, but tries for a while. Turn about being fair play, Veronica straps on a strap on (what else would you do with it?), and Jessie gets into her announced favorite position, down on her knees. As Veronica takes her from behind, Jessie's big breast dangle sexily, and overall, this feels very real, and not contrived like most porn. The sex isn't great, even as positions change, and Jessie DPs herself with a dildo, but it is entertaining. The best part is the finish, with both women inserting long, multi-balled toys down their rears before pulling them out slowly.

Veronica was a bit too smooth overall, while not sexy as a performer. Much better is the next victim, Annie, a young thing with glasses who we first meet as she has her face deep in Jessies shaved crotch. Annie is apparently an exotic dancer, she has a lovely slender youthful body; the sort you'd like to find in real life. I'd say she's sucked a few clits before too, since she has no hesitation in tonguing Jessie. They switch, and Annie proves to have a genuine brown eye, instead of the pink of so many porn professionals (including Jessie). Annie gets really excited as Jessie eats her and extends a membership in the four finger club (I guess any actual fisting is left for Seymore and his lawyer). Even more than the first scene, this seems REAL, and Annie has just the right blend of shyness and enthusiasm. She's even more hot and bothered as Jessie bends her over the couch, and rims her while vigorously thrusting a dildo in and out of her pussy.

Next, Annie lies back on the couch and spreads her legs wide. Jessie works a vibrator several inches up her tight butt, causing Annie to pant loudly. She never screams, or yells, "I'm cumming," but is obviously arroused, and this is the best moment yet in the movie. Annie again shows no hesitation when called upon to finger Jessie's pussy and rim her. Jessie is in her preferred doggy to take a vibrator up her ass, and then switches to mish, so that Annie can show off more of her great oral technique. Annie gets a bit more action, riding reverse cowgirl on Jessie's strap on, then taking it mish, both times in her pussy only. A little anal was plenty for her, and that is fine, because it all seemed so genuine. Annie walks into the bathroom and pees into the toilet to end a very hot scene.

Jessie is then seen in a greenhouse, announcing her need for real cock. She has invited a fan named Alex along, a regular looking young guy who is in decent shape (I bet Jessie has a lot of fans with huge beer guts, thanks for not inviting them!). They briefly lick and suck each other, but that's not what this tryst is about, so Jessie quickly bends over a chair and lubes her asshole. He eventually manages to get some steady pumping going in her ass, with his less than rock hard cock. After quite a while in standing doggy, they switch to missionary, giving us nice shots of her body. They almost look like a real life couple, which should be enough to make most viewers appreciate the time the European mafia guys spend in the weight room (I'll stop taking Alberto Rey for granted). After fucking Jessie's ass for a while in piledriver, Alex overcomes his performance anxiety and shoots a small load, and Jessie sucks him a bit post cum. If you are disappointed to hear that Alex doesn't pee on camera, you aren't part of the target audience.

Finally, Jessie meets up with cute, trashy blonde Ashley Lynn and not as cute, but equally trashy brunette Tess. Apparently Ashley has done plenty of nude modelling, and Tess is supposed to be a veteran of one of those series of Mardi- Gras/Spring Break type deals. Jessie finds them making out in a hot tub, and jumps in to join the action. The three move to a nearby bed, and Ashley is introduced to anal pleasure via fingers and dildo. Jessie and Tess strap on strap ons, and give Ashley a DP. Ashley moans and groans as though she had never done this before, but gets the pieces of plastic surprsingly deep up her ass.

Jeff and David have been watching, and now the women join them for a group grope. Tess seems far more into women than men, and after a while, walks into the bathroom. She avoids the toilet and pees into the bidet, then uses it to clean herself. As partners and postions switch, Jessie also has to urinate, and she too uses the bidet instead of the toilet. This time she overcomes her nerves, and pees a nice stream, and then almost has too much fun using the bidet in the intended way (I remember a female friend once describing a shower that came with a "who needs a man" nozzle setting). "Well Seymore, you saw us all pee," she says into the camera, though Ashley is never shown :-(

Ashley lubes her ass and a guy's cock, and then takes him fairly deep in doggy. She sucks him ass to mouth briefly. Across the room, Tess is on her back to take the other guy, who has on a condom, up her ass. She actually seems to be anally inexperienced, the guy has a hard time getting it in, and when he finally gets two inches inserted and starts pumping, she starts shreiking. Jessie works a vibrator on Tess' clit the whole while, and the guy finally cums on Tess's torso. The action finishes with the other guy mish fucking Jessie very energetically in an undetermined hole, and finally cumming.

The DVD is rounded out by a long photo gallery, a nice printed catalog of Seymore titles, some Seymore ads, and trailers for three other Seymore DVDs.

I first watched this a year ago on VHS, and loved it. By now I am a bit sick of it all, but if you are going to watch the movie for the first time, be prepared for basically an amateur show (with good production values). If you want to see gorgeous babes in the nastiest action allowed by law, you may want to skip this one. But if you have the urge to watch (mostly) anal virgins get broken in, give How Do You Like This Tushy, Seymore a try. I found it gets better in vol. 2, though there is no peeing (which may be good or bad, depending on your point of view).

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