House Of Ass 13 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  7/27/2010

Overview:

To begin, the hot and tempting Briana Blair sports a brown dress, and then some flesh colored undies, followed by a plaid bikini. Despite the quickly changing wardrobes, Briana is in the bedroom getting interviewed until she pulls off her top and gives Tom Byron a POV-style blowjob. Briana administers a sure and steady bout of cock-sucking and jerking, and as a bonus, adds in some tittie-fucking. The scene soon changes to Tom chowing down on Briana’s pussy as a prelude to some doggie-style fucking. Briana eventually gets on top of Tom and guides the porn veteran’s cock inside her for some cowgirl style fucking, which entails a very nice close-up of Briana’ ass. The lovely blonde briefly sits on Tom’s face before remounting the guy to do little reverse-cowgirl boffing, followed by that wonderful mainstay, missionary style. After giving Briana the pussy pumping she needs, Tom spurts his gravy all over Briana’s gazongas.

As expected, Tom also hooks up his buddies, like pairing Justice Young with Madison James. Madison has the expected pre-sex interview, but once Justice enters the picture, the two of them get naked. As expected, Madison kneels down to smoke Justice’s baloney pony, after which Madison gets her hole poked in missionary, cowgirl and doggie-style. Madison later gives Justice some more head and then reclines on her side, followed by some missionary fucking, and ending with Madison getting her mammaries sprayed with ball batter.

Next is a hot little brunette, Ashlyn Rae. She lounges around for a while, but Tommy soon drops in and licks Ashley’s cooze. Ms. Rae appreciates Tommy’s skills, and soon enough, it’s a 69. Ashlyn shows off her oral skills, which certainly pass muster. Once Ashlyn finishes slobbing Tommy’s knob, she gets on top to ride the lust rocket in reverse-cowgirl. Ashlyn ends up on all fours, getting banged in doggie style. Tommy gives it fairly good to Ashlyn, because in a few instances, viewers can see Ashlyn’s eyes roll into the back of her head. Nice! Ashlyn gets back on top for cowgirl, and later opts for some missionary and spoon-style screwing until Tommy comes on Ashlyn’s lower face.

Ally Kay certainly looks all sunny-like yellow top out by the pool, but she quickly loses her clothes, and finds herself inside the bedroom. Jordan Ash is the lucky guy here, and after a minute (or less) of additional chit-chat with Jordan nearby, Ally gives her partner a blowjob, some of which is hands-free. Ms. Kay subsequently parts her pussy lips and invites Jordan in for doggie-style banging, occasionally interrupted with some blowing. Our couple also bumps uglies in cowgirl, missionary and reverse-cowgirl. Ally also dishes another round of schlong sucking, replete with some eye contact with the camera, then its back to a bit more missionary style boning until Jordan comes on Ally’s mouth.

Tom Byron returns in the finale, to bang his cohort, McKenzie Lee. As a lead-in to the scene, McKenzie graphically states, in her British accent, what will happen. Then the viewer gets to see McKenzie in see-through outfit (as shown on the DVD cover), in a variety of modeling-like poses. McKenzie gets naked, but then the scene changes to her and Tom somewhat clothed, in a bedroom. Thankfully, Tom quickly removes McKenzie’s knickers and licks the starlet’s holes. McKenzie shows her appreciation by inhaling Tom’s cock, with some ball-sucking, spitting and even a bit of deep-throating added for good measure. Even better, the action morphs into a POV-style blowjob. McKenzie eventually climbs aboard the boner express for some cowgirl style loving, undulating up and down as she works Tom’s cock with her pussy. But the fun soon shifts from McKenzie’s poon to her brown-eye, resulting in a watch-worthy bit of cowgirl-style anal. Following the expected session of A2M, there’s some reverse-cowgirl anal, more A2M, and doggie-style anal. For those hardcore aficionados that enjoy anal gaping, there is some gaping due to some missionary-style rectal ramming, all of which ends with McKenzie’s face getting frosted.

Technical and Other DVD-Related Stuff:

The technical aspects of the DVD was fairly decent and I sure didn’t mind the aforementioned closeups of Briana’s ass or the POV-aspects of Briana’s and McKenzie’s respective blowjobs. For those porn fans who enjoy DVD extras, there is a Bonus Scene (Nikita Denise from House of Ass 2), some Bonus Footage, a Photo Gallery and three Trailers.

Final Thoughts:

Despite the world “ass” in the title, House of Ass 13 isn’t an anal flick. (Just the final scene). Still, there are some nice looking ladies to check out, doing some naughty things.