Hotline (Metro) Review

Here we have a couples flick from Metro starring the busty blond L.A. LaMann. I must confess to never having seen her before but she looks hot that's for sure. There are some other hotties in the cast so we should see some good sex. The storyling seems to be L.A. and Mark Wood are dating and have a series of hot conversations over the phone during this film. Seems L.A. likes to date her men for 3 months before letting them into her cookie jar since she's been burned in the past letting men fuck her to soon then dumping her. So in the first conversation we hear between the two she is describing how she lost her virginity which leads to our first scene.

L.A. tells Mark about her going to a concert and being given a backstage pass whereupon she gets to meet Alex Sanders who's is playing the part of a famous 80's metal drummer,lol. Anyway the two go back to his hotel room and this is one of those times she lets the guy fuck her early on in the relationship,lol. The two start off with some good kissing and then Alex moves down a bit to sample those glorious hooters! I must also confess to liking how L.A. has her hair in this scene. Alex also pleases his fan by licking her juicy pussy. There is also some vigorou finger action done to her cookie by Alex. The wide open pussy shot always looks hot! You are also offered option angles of the action. This is available during different parts of each scene. Next we see a very nice slow blowjob for Alex with nice eye contact. When it's time to ride cock we get to see:

Cowgirl-- Alex's condom covered cock gets a good fast rhythm going into her cookie. Had her breasts been natural they really would've bounced around here.

RC-- This was shot well and I always love watching girls ride cock in this position.

Doggie-- Good close shot of her pussy as Alex slams into it! For the popshot we get a pretty good spunk deposit in her mouth, though she does no cleanup. Mark was impressed that L.A. lost her virginity to a band he liked back in his college days.

bono-Meter: 7.0

The next scene continues the twosomes phone conversation when L.A. asks Mark how he lost his virginity. Mark says it was during his college years and as he recollects we see Mark joined by Ashley Blue and also his roommate Trent Tesoro. Mark then states that Ashley told them two guys she couldn't decide who she would sleep with so she decided to do both at the same time!! The guys seem down with that as they start kissing and fondling her tight body. Ashley begins with some cock sucking to Mark while Trent goes muff diving. Ashley delivers her patented wet blowjob and her energy is good like it usually is. Ashley also sucks on Trent's cock some, though she spends most of her time swallowing Mark's schlong. When it's time for boinking we get to see:

Cowgirl-- Ashley's gorgeous ass gets some screen time plus you see some great throat fucking from Mark to Ashley's eager mouth.

Mish-- Mark gets to power into her lovebox plus the throat fucking continues this time from Trent's cock. Not long after going to mish the guys get to bust their nuts all over her face. Nice scene for Ashley, though not great as her backdoor wasn't even touched ;(

bono-Meter: 7.0

Our next scene starts in L.A.'s office and we see she is talking to one of her girlfriends about really wanting to make it with Mark but she wonders should she continue her 3 month waiting period? Zora Banx decides to try and help out her friend by taking her to meet with another girl, Pantera and possibly getting a 3-some going. L.A. begs out of the g/g action but agrees to stay and watch. So the two other ladies start out with some nice passionate kissing before each gets to sample the others gorgeous pair of titties. Zora is the older looking one and she gets down on her knees to eat Pantera's Russian pussy as she is in a standing doggie. Pantera is seen licking her lips as she looks at herself in a mirror. Soon Pantera gets to bury her face in Zora's cookie so more fine pussy licking for us!! Actually the girls keep up with the pussy licking switching one more time so each gets a second go around!! You also see Zora gazing at herself in the mirror as Pantera pleasures her lovebox. The girls soon end this fabulous scene with a kiss. There were no toys so I really liked this scene!!

bono-Meter: 8.5

Next we see the two phone buddies enjoying a dinner. Steve Hatcher checks on the two who are just about finished. He goes back to the kitchen where he hooks up with Alexis Malone. She has a very nice body which gets some good attention from Steve. He starts by kissing her breasts then working his way down for some hot pussy licking. Our vantage point is quite good as Steve gives her pussy a tongue bath. Alexis seems to enjoy herself as she moans softly. Steve then does some serious fingering to her cookie causing her moans to intensify. Soon Alexis gets to wrap her lips around Steve's cock and we see a very nice blowjob with excellent eye contact plus some killer close up shots of the action. As for what sexual positions they try we see:

Mish-- Alexis spreads her legs wide open allowing Steve easy access to her cookie. Steve slows the strokes at times before speeding back up.

Doggie-- A fine shot of her ass is shown as Steve powers into her from behind. Soon Alexis takes a good facial but keeps her mouth closed. This was a decent scene for her.

bono-Meter: 7.0

Next we get the two lovebirds on the phone and L.A. wants Mark to describe the last porno her watched. So he tells her about a scene involving Mark Davis and Aria. The scene starts off with Mark as the patient lying on an examining table. Aria as his nurse naturally takes off her top revealing some sexy white lingerie. The two share a few kisses before Aria makes her way down to Mark's cock and she does some fine cocksucking, really swallowing the entire package!! Next Mark is feeling pretty good and gets down for some good ole fashioned pussy licking. Mark really works that tongue all over her pussy plus he uses his fingers to rapidly enter her cookie. When it's time to fuck we get to see:

Doggie-- Good shots of her ass as Mark eases his power tool into her pussy.

Mish-- Fine overhead shot of her spread pussy. Mark has a good steady rhythm to his strokes. After some good hard fucking Mark unleashes a particularly good load which Aria lovingly takes all over her face. Superb cleanup from this babe.

bono-Meter: 8.0

Next Mark and L.A. continue their conversation about watching porn with Mark asking L.A. to describe the last scene she watched. So she tells him about a scene with Nikki, a very attractive brunette who in the scene was housesitting for a friend and decides to go outside for some sun. Soon Nikki in by the hotub and after discarding her bikini she gets down to some serious masturbating and also caressing her lovely breasts. Fans of solo scenes should like this action as you get great looks of her pleasuring her body with her fingers and later with a toy.

bono-Meter: 6.5

We finally get the scene where the two hook up. Turns out L.A. was on her way over to Mark's as she was describing that last scene. The two go right at it kissing rather passionately. Soon Mark pulls her top down and he samples those twin juggs of hers. The music playing added to the slow burning passion between the two. Plus you see a nice romantic fire going in the background. Soon Mark gets to bury his face in her pussy so we're treated to some great pussy eating! Next L.A. engulfs Mark's cock with her mouth and she really stuffs that bad boy all the way in! As for the sex you see:

Cowgirl-- Mark eases his condom covered cock into her pussy. I liked the way she bounced up and down plus her ass looked great!

Mish-- Mark lies sideways as he powers into her wide open pussy. It is nice and easy which really helps the "passion theme" they seem to be going for.

Doggie-- You look through a wine glass initially as Mark slides into her cookie. Then you get a fine close shot of her ass as his cock enters her. We end with L.A. getting a good jizz facial and smiling up at him.

bono-Meter: 8.0

I thought this was a good couples film with some hot sex to boot. L.A. was hot to watch but my favorite scene had to be the g/g with Pantera and Zora!! There are some good extras to check out including a Behind the Scenes feature, some interviews with various ladies in the cast, and a nice photo gallery. This is worth a rental for those into good couple flicks but the hardcore raincoater might want to stay away as the sex is hot but no anal to speak of which might not satisfy them.