Hot Squirts Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  12/1/2008

Squirting is the rage that's sweeping the industry and this is a DVD that capitalizes on the fun. It features the current squirt queen, Cytheria, along with Tianna Lynn, Missy Monroe, Flower Tucci and Kelly Wells. I'm not going to get into the debate about whether its real or not, but I have witnessed squirting with a former female companion, so I know its real. Of course, her stream wasn't as powerful as Cytherias, but, then again, I don't cum like Peter North so does that mean that I never have an orgasm?

Cytheria

The sexy queen appropriately opens the DVD as Randy West is shooting some pool. She shows up practically naked only wearing chains as a bikini. She starts by sucking off Randy and she gets him in pretty deep. There were some weird shadows on the couple almost like some blinds were open. Randy starts drilling her in missionary and that’s when the first monster squirt happened…a very powerful stream straight up. He fucks her in cowgirl and doggie and a couple more squirts happen, at one point drenching the camera. Randy finally gets in on the action and drops a load on her face.

Tiana Lynn

It’s Tiana’s turn wearing a form fitting outfit and she opens by masturbating on the staircase, squirting a couple of times. Nick Jacobs wanders by and offers up his cock for Tiana to enjoy. She sucks it like it’s giving her energy and maintains eye contact with a very sexy look. He fucks her in mish and it’s great watching her tits bob and weave. It doesn’t take long for her first squirt as Nick steps away and lets Tiana do it with her hand. He gets her off a couple more times before he cums on her pussy while doing her in reverse cowgirl.

Missy Monroe

Tony Tedeschi is standing by a fireplace when Missy enters wearing a purple fishnet outfit and purple panties…very hot! She lays down and gets herself off a couple times with the help of a vibrator and Tony’s fingers. He pleases her orally before it’s her turn and she has no trouble getting the entire cock down her throat. He plowed her in mish and doggie before taking her ass. He finally unloaded in Missy’s face. This was a good scene for most porn babes, but not for Missy. She barely moved and seemed disinterested compared to her other scenes.

Cytheria and Lily Thai

The 2 girls were dressed in apron’s and chef’s hats and decided to have some fun in the kitchen. They used whipped cream to spray on each other (and consequently lick off). The 2 girls used fingers, tongues and vibrators to get each other off and each squirted a couple of times. They had good chemistry together and seemed to enjoy each other.

Flower Tucci

Flower was up next wearing some light blue lingerie and fishnet stockings. She provided a good tease and got herself off in a bathroom with a vibrator, Johnny Zinn watching from the shower. In fact, she sprayed the shower door from 3 feet away. She then joined Johnny and he thanked her for the show by going down on her. She gave him a nice reward himself by allowing him to throat fuck her. He fucked her in mish, reverse cowgirl and doggie and Flower showed good aim by pointing at the camera and giving it a shower at one point. Johnny unloaded a huge blast all over her face and tongue.

Kelly Wells

Kelly was wearing red lingerie playing with a vibrator at the edge of a bed while Lee Stone slept. I almost didn’t recognize her as a redhead. Her wet orgasm caused him to wake and he exchanged the toy for his tongue. Kelly, in one of her early scenes, gave him a trademark wet, energetic blow job. He fucked her in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and doggie before depositing a load in her mouth which she swallowed down.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery, some trailers, a bonus anal scene with Alicia Rhodes and Frank Gun (from Jiggly Juggs) and a 36 minute BTS.

SUMMARY

A DVD with just what you would expect. I know some people have doubts about squirting, so those people shouldn’t even bother with this disk. For the rest of us, however, if you are a fan of the genre or a fan of any of the starlets, you should check this one out. The hottest scenes are with Cytheria and Tiana.