Horsedicks 1 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/26/2006

There are only a couple of guys here who could truly be said to possess horse dicks. The film is interesting for introducing Tony Donovan (who does qualify for horse cock). Tony appears here as “Jake”.

The real star of the film however is the young beauty seen prominently on the cover. He is Steve Cainen and he is gorgeous. Only 18 and on his high school swim team, Steve has a svelte swimmer’s body totally devoid of hair since serious swimmers shave. He is the only one interviewed. He tells us he had his first sexual experience at one of the swim meets when he and a player from the opposing team loitered in the shower after the others had gone. The rival swimmer eventually dropped to his knees and swallowed down Steve’s cock. Steve said it felt so good that after he shot all over the guy, he wanted to thank the guy so he reciprocated. Now he says his favorite thing is sucking dick. We’re told he will blow guys his own age up to those who could be his granddad. Steve is model-handsome and could certainly blow me anytime. He cums sitting on the floor in front of the front door with a faux cock up his butt. Unfortunately the lighting here poor and the camerawork is amateurish.

The lighting is better for the next scene as it is filmed outside. Young Sean Banning with shaggy blond hair and the looks of a punk skateboarder nearly pulls his penis off in his frantic jack off technique. Sean will come into his own in number 4 of this series where he is interviewed and does a pretend slave boy routine with dog collar and chains on his nipples. Except for the fear he will injure himself, his appearance here is unremarkable. After all that exertion he produces a minuscule cum drop.

Mikey is a cute blond with a reddish pubic bush (I think). His scene is filmed in what appears to be an unfinished house. With the lack of proper lighting and stupidly filming in front of holes where windows will someday appear, the glare into the lens makes Mikey more a shadow than a man. Only his cum shot onto a worktable is clearly visible.

Jake—who will later be known as Tony Donovan—comes off better as he is filmed outdoors. He never removes his black athletic shirt but does remove his trousers so his enviable cock can be seen in all its turgid glory.

Last is Jeremy who makes his living cleaning houses in the nude. An androgynous skinny youth with shoulder length hair, you could put a dress on this kid and take him anywhere. When he strips to begin his house cleaning we see why he is so successful. Between his slender legs is a gargantuan cock with a lovely puckered foreskin. We follow him around as he does the laundry and makes the bed. Afterward he sits on the sofa and strokes his massive meat to orgasm. I didn’t like the fact that he never removed his socks. When he comes to clean for me, he’ll have to get rid of them.

The technical aspects get better as other films of this series come along, but here in the first of the series they are pretty bad. Steve Cainen goes on to appear in several others of the series and is always an uplifting performer. I would love to see him do more than see him just masturbate. Sean and Tony appear in others also. I would recommend them over this first one.