Horny Spanish Flies Review
Twisted Pink
Studio: Twisted Pink
Category: Latin
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Domino, Alexis Amore, Destiny Summers, Sophia Sandobar
Released on: 10/5/2005
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 12/11/2005
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   2005, 1 hours and 27 minutes Twisted Pink Video Produced by Lola, Camera by Derek Dozer Starring Alexis Amore, Domino, Sofia Sandobar, Destiny Summers & Megan Martinez  | |||||
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| “I‘ve signed some of the biggest and best male performers in the business because size does matter,” says Lola, the seven-year adult biz vet, owner and face of Twisted Pink. “We‘re going to shoot the best girls in the business who love having sex with the biggest dicks.” I used that quote before, in my review of TP‘s Big Tit Patrol. I thought it beared reiterating because in that video we didn‘t get to see either of the exclusive male performers that Lola signed in Julian and Ramon. In Horny Spanish Flies Ramon is here to take on the lions share of the big-dicked boning that takes place in three scenes while Rick Masters and Billy Glide reappear in a scene apiece. The female cast is as good as one can expect in this genre. Sexy vet Alexis Amore is on hand, energy goddess Domino materializes, the demure Megan Martinez is here and two ladies who are a bit older than today‘s average starlet but nonetheless are very hot, Destiny Summers and Sofia Sandobar take part. There is a lot to see and enjoy so we may as well get started: | |||||
| Scene One: Alexis Amore with Ramon | |||||
 Former Jill Kelly Productions exclusive contract performer, ex-Anabolic exclusive contract director and now exclusive contract performer and spokesperson for Video Team, Alexis Amore gets Ramon. She licks all around his knob and provides a standard saliva-drenched blowjob. She rides him reverse cowgirl (with a condom) first while she spits some spanglish. In cowgirl Alexis starts really screaming the Spanish. Ramon's cock looks as if it's splitting her open and for the most part it's only going halfway in. Alexis notices so of course, she asks for it deeper. He grabs her ass and spreads her butt cheeks apart, opening her pussy wider to accommodate her wishes. In mish, Dozer gets a great angle and an excellent view of the penetration, Ramon’s cock falling into Amore's deep snatch. "You feel so fuckin' good...yes, stretch that fuckin' pussy!" she moans as she plunges a french-manicured finger into her own ass. Amore mumbles something in Spanish again towards the camera. I remember when I first found that a turn on (back when I first discovered Justine Romee, though I‘ve been watching porn since the days of Tori Welles and Alicia Rio and even before). "Si, papito," "te gusta" and something about her "tetas" are all I manage to make out. This has almost become a refresher course in Spanish I for me. Doggie is up next and Alexis rubs her pierced clit while Ramon plows away at her gaping pussy. Amore pleads: "Make that fuckin' pussy cum!" Cut to her waiting on her knees before a rapidly jerking Ramon. He spills right on her tongue and all over her bottom lip. This was typically short by Twisted Pink standards but also typically enjoyable because of the unique swagger Alexis Amore brings to all of her work. This Peruvian really is just too sexy for words. | |||||
| Scene Two: Domino with Billy Glide | |||||
 Domino’s appeal, to me, has always been her playfulness but her deadly seriousness when it comes time to fuck. It’s that perfect combination of her wanting to have a good time but REALLY wanting to have a good time that makes her so fun to watch. If you’ve ever been anywhere near Los Angeles or any city with a high Hispanic population, she looks like the stereotypical “chola” you’d see on the street: long and stringy, perpetually wet-looking black hair down past her ass, thin high-arching eyebrows, dark lip liner and obscenely lengthy fake acrylic nails. But fuck it’s hot. Domino has awesome energy, a great smile and attitude, all of it infectious. She’s well aware that she's in the right business for a girl like her. She gets Billy Glide. As he stands alongside the edge of the bed, she begins blowing him, lying on her stomach. The minute his prick passes through her lips she looks at the camera and says "Ah, que grande!" And boy, does it look absolutely massive going into her tiny mouth. She has to catch her breath after nearly every suck. Billy tosses her on her back and goes to work licking her pussy. No condom for Billy with Domino. He slides his pecker right in her gash mish, making her yelp with delight. He's considerate, using only a modest amount until Domino asks for a little more and more at a time. "Your fucking dick feels awesome in there! Oh shit, that's it! Work it like that!" Domino gets up, turns around and ASKS how Billy wants her. "Doggie," he says. She turns over, bounces her ass up and down a few times and puts it in the air for Glide to stab. When he does, she squeals again. "Oh God...yeah..I'm taking that dick, ain't I?" At least she thinks she is. Billy starts to rail her from behind and damn near knocks the fucking wind out of her doggie. They move to reverse cowgirl ("Aye papi, te gusta mucho! Que Bueno!") where her eyes simply light up. Domino, good girl that she is, gets on her knees and works Glide to completion with her mouth and hands all by herself, stroking his pecker paste out onto her face and chin. | |||||
| Scene Three: Sofia Sandobar with Ramon | |||||
 Sofia Sandobar is from Rio De Janeiro. She has her long blonde braids pulled back, perky round implants topped with dark puffy nipples and her thick accent is...humorous at times. She draws Ramon and this guy has the biggest smile on his face. He always appears to be either having a really good time in the biz and considers himself very lucky (because he's not the least bit attractive) or he's constantly very impressed with himself whenever he looks down at his own schlong and seeing some hot chick‘s mouth attached to it. Sophia lets her hair down (a much better look) for her (condom) cowgirl ride. She looks to Lola when she’s in reverse cowgirl: "You gonna have to come and fuckin' try this...I'm gonna have to go to Cuba after this!" she says giving Ramon a smirk. I'm sure it's been said a million times already but the first thing you're gonna notice about Sandobar is her very large Vanessa Del Rio-style clit. She and Ramon exchange banter in spanish when he hits it from behind. When he goes up and over, Sofia lustily warns, "You're gonna make me cum like that." Missionary follows and this is where Ramon really buries his meat into her gash, sinking it like an achor almost, occasionally barreling in super deep while Sophia cups her firm upright bolt-ons. Sandobar gets on her knees and waits for the spunk shower. She gets it on her tongue and bottom lip and it runs over, spilling onto her chin. She licks and sucks the head of Ramon's cock before reminding us to visit the website. | |||||
| Scene Four: Destiny Summers with Rick Masters | |||||
 Having seen her only sporadically before seeing her quite a bit on the Bang Bros. ring of adult websites, Destiny Summers has become a favorite of mine. 26-years-old and half-Columbian, this Florida native has an out-of-this-world natural rack. Lola just HAS to suck her nipples, how can she resist? Rick Masters is on hand to eat her out briefly before she hops on top of him in a sixty-nine to have her face gently fucked. Summers maintains lots of eye contact with the camera during this. "Keep lickin' that cookie," she orders Masters as she drags her melons up and down his shaft. Destiny scoots back and plants herself on him reverse cowgirl (no condom), her jugs bouncing. The move to doggie next. Destiny's “pleasured” ad libs sound forced and contrived and that would be the single thing I can say I don't like about her. She grabs her black heels in cowgirl and rocks back and forth on Masters' prick. Destiny works his shaft with her hand until he cums all over her mouth. This scene had a somewhat different feel from the others in that it was shot in an actual room and not one of their warehouse sets and unlike every other girl included here, Destiny doesn't mention the website at her scene‘s conclusion. | |||||
| Scene Five: Brandy Talore with Rick Masters | |||||
 In the pre-scene interview with Megan, Lola establishes three things about her: She's horny. She's Spanish and she's fly. Funny Megan Martinez story: when she first got in the biz, someone showed me stills, asking my opinion of her, asking if they should cast her. Based on what I realize now were very poor stills of her, I gave her the thumbs down. And they didn't use her (at least not until much later after we both had the opportunity to see her in person). I felt terrible for the longest time about it, too. Because as I saw her scenes I realized I had made a mistake. Megan is so cute and I've enjoyed nearly everything she's done since (despite the rumor that Megan isn‘t really into guys at all). Megan has her hands and mouth full with Ramon who is wearing some old-man beige dress socks. Not really worth mentioning but it looks so funny and his chicken legs are so thin, it does draw attention. He lies Martinez back and gives her pussy a few brief licks and passes over her clit with his wet fingers a few times before filling her up reverse cowgirl (condom). In cowgirl, Ramon only manages to slide half of himself into Megan and she's not exactly begging for more like Alexis did in the first scene. Before you know it, she's on her knees having cum jerked out onto her tongue piercing. That felt rushed. I rewind the scene to make sure I didn't miss anything. Nope. Two positions. Reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, cumshot. That's it. Overall: This one is a bit lengthier than Big Tit Patrol but still not on par with everything else out there on the market. I understand that this is all web content but part of me wishes that, in a short while and a bit of growth, Twisted Pink branches out and starts to step things up production value-wise. The talent from Lola, to the cameraman, to the guys to the girls is all there. It just needs to be presented on a better, classier stage. Bonus Features:
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