Horny Poles Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  2/5/2006

“Horny Poles” features a cast of 13, young, hot, and whom I assume are Polish, studs in a somewhat lackluster production. 13 after all is an unlucky number, directors take note. Actually its not so much the direction but the storyline, music, editing, and lighting. The cast is attractive, well hung, and seem to be enjoying every moment but the scenes audio is this annoying looping soundtrack that I could only take for so long before turning the volume almost completely off. If Poles Studios are going to continue making films they should try to use the natural audio and let us hear these studs enjoying themselves. Another fault was the editing. In some of the scenes it was cut quick and choppy and was a bit hard to keep track of what was going on or who was doing who. Storyline, forget it! This was all over the place, not that I’m looking for any Oscar winner, but at least try and keep it somewhat consistent. Finally, the lighting. For the most part its really not bad but quite a few of the penetration shots are washed out or over lit which makes the hues off. It doesn’t happen a lot but enough to be noticeable.

It begins with Jarek Piegus as he picks up a guy on the street and takes him back to a hotel room that he has reserved. The guy he picks up is Max, a bald, somewhat built young stud. They begin getting it on and as Jarek is going down on his new found friend there’s a knock at the door. Jarek ushers Max into the closet to hide and then goes to answer the door. Przemek is standing there, a leather type guy who makes his way in. They being fooling around until Przemek finds Max hiding and pushes him onto the bed. The three begin getting it on. Max ends up fucking Jarek after some brief sucking and then Jarek sits on top of Przemek and rides him as he sucks on Max. the editing seems choppy. Przemeck fucks Jarek as he lies on his back and end with Max and Przemek kneeling above Jarek and jerking off.

Przemek tells Jarek he cannot stay with him as he can’t believe him anymore and leaves. Jarek says that is who he is and cannot change. Przemek boards a train and then in a series of flashbacks he remembers him and Jarek together. But gets a bit confusing as it jumps around and doesn't really make much sense.

Jarek and coverboy Karol are in the next segment as Jarek is at a bath house and goes to take a shower only to find Karol who beckons him in. Jarek drops to his knees and sucks on Karol’s erect cock then proceeds to give him a nice rimming. They move into a room with a bench where Jarek fucks Karol doggy style. Jarek fucks him briefly then shoots a small load onto his ass. Then Jarek gets fucked by sitting on top of Karol and rides his big trusty cock. Jarek then lies down and takes it some more before they both jerk off.

Jarek is hitchhiking and gets a ride from Kordek another blond but a bit older. Kordek pulls into a garage while Jarek sleeps and asks about his car. The mechanic, Jacek, is a young, cute stud with a decent size cock and nice build. Kordek goes down on him and sucks on that big, hard cock. Not to be outdone, Jacek gets down and blows Kordek. Jacek eventually fucks Kordek and while he does a young man appears at the window, Greko, a dark haired, goateed young man. Jacek spots him and runs out and grabs him and brings him in. He pushes Greko down and him and Kordek make him suck on their cocks. Greko gets fucked from behind by Jacek as Greko sucks on Kordek’s cock. Then Greko fucks Kordek while he takes Jacek in his mouth. Greko shoots a decent load onto Kordek’s ass then Kordek shoots a load before Jacek cums on Kordek’s side. The music is really annoying here and throughout the techno-ish noise it sounds as if a bird is screeching or something.

The next scene takes place in a shipping factory and features four guys, Eryk, black hair, pierced ears, a brunette named Sebastian, Cygan, and Martin. It begins as a four way but just into the scene Martin disappears and it becomes a three-way. By this time the music really began to bother me so I turned off the volume completely. The three take turns sucking and fucking one another and then Martin is back in the picture. The editing is too quick and choppy it was hard to distinguish who was fucking or sucking who. And most of the time the shot is from behind that is washed out or over lit.

Meanwhile we’ve jumped back to Jarek who was still sleeing in Kordeks car when he gets a phone call from Przemek who invites him to see his photographs. Przemek is in the middle of a photo shoot with Maxim who is almost completely covered in tattoo’s. Jarek and Kordek arrive and as Przemek takes pictures of Maxim Jarek and Kordek make out. Greko is also there sitting on a sofa while he plays with himself. Przemek catches him and makes the move on him. The whole scene was all over the place and seems to make no sense. A blond Tomek is also in the scene sporadically sucking off Martin. There’s plenty of fucking and sucking throughout, and even a nice facial cum shot with Przemek. It culminates in an all out orgy with everyone fucking and sucking one another.

Overall it’s hard to recommend this and I really think the biggest downfall is the audio. Had it not been for the annoying looping techno, new wave music this could’ve been really hot. The cast was decent and nicely hung and seemed totally into it, and there were some decent cum shots, but it was just hard to get turned on listening to the monotonous soundtrack. The dialogue was dubbed over and did have subtitles and the video was fine for the most part. DVD extras include a ton of trailers from usmailinc.com, a photo gallery and scene selections.