Honey Bunny Review
Vivid Alt
Studio: Vivid Alt
Category: Alt-Porn
Directed by: Vena Virago
Starring: Dino Bravo, Tyler Knight, Marie Luv, Alex Gonz, Adrianna Nicole, Page Morgan, Max Mikita, Jordan Ash, Varla Vexx, Poppy Roxx
Released on: 9/7/2008
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Reviewed by picman on 11/24/2008
| Prologue I don't often indulge in Vivid product, and I can't define alt porn. In fact, I never understood what alternative music was supposed to mean. I'm guessing from the liner notes and imagery on the cover that this is a takeoff on Alice In Wonderland. Certainly not the first time it's been done in adult movies, but the cast is intriguing. After star Page Morgan, there's a string of super gonzo girls. Marie Luv, Adrianna Nicole, and Max Mikita. Varla Vex and Poppy Roxx are complete unknowns to me, but I'm willing to bet they're pierced and tatted up. Director Vena Virago touts this as a personally revelatory piece of art. We'll see. |
 Max Mikita, who really knows how to rock a crew cut, is drawing a portrait of Jordan Ash while he's doing some rigging in a warehouse. She joins him and gets shackled, bent over, and eaten from behind. Bush lovers are going to freak when they get a load of Max sportin' a full bearded clam. Jordan lays her back and seriously mines that pussy. Max is a giver also, and she returns the favor and then some as Jordan fucks her face. They fuck in mish, then doggy with leg raised. Cut to a squatting CG, Max giving it a nice ride and shaking her tail feathers on the big cock. P2M, and a cut to doggy. Up and over, then spoon. Max is a sweaty mess with mascara running down her face as Jordan moves into a side angle, then mish. Laying flat on her back, Max's nipples rise like the twin towers, but go untouched. Cut to a bj, and another cut to standing doggy. Pullout, and the cum rains on her butt cheeks.I've seen Max a few times and can say with little reservation that much more could have been done with this setup. The hint of bondage could have been expanded, and she likes to play rougher than this scene delivered. Not a bad scene, but it had so much more potential. |
 A leather rabbit mask covering her head, but the unmistakably lush body of Adrianna Nicole, swathed in diaphonous pink lingerie. She's being teased with a feather duster, then a magic wand, wielded by Tyler Knight. He eats that juicy pussy as Adrianna's moans settle into a contented purr. Unmasked, they have a short romantick interlude, then a 69, with a prime illustration of why Adrianna's face should never be covered. Aside from her raw beauty, she has that wide mouth that was made to envelope cock. They start fucking in doggy and Adrianna's tits wobble seductively in the way that only big naturals can. P2M just to show off her deepthroat skills and cop a taste of twat, then back at the doggy in earnest. Nice back and forth with some rough play that Adrianna can't get enough of. Tyler slips a collar on her while she's scarfing his dick again, adding a blindfold to facilitate a surprise. The only surprise so far is that he's not pouring his essence down her slutty throat the way she's working his cock. Doggy again, but this time anal. That could only be a surprise in Vivid land. Up and over, balls deep, and the magic wand is in her wet crease. Spoon anal, Tyler trying a little too hard to keep the position open and distracting visual effects encroaching on the frame. A cunnilingus interlude, then anal piledriver. Tyler deposits some cream on Adrianna's face to finish things off.Some nice moments here with good chemistry between the performers. |
 Nominal star, Page Morgan has the first real Alice allusions as she gets it on with Alex Gonz. Phsychadelic flashes and trippy voice overs can't disguise the grittiness of their attack on each other's bodies. He sucks her pretty little titties and she puts some starch in his stalk with her throat. Page rides CG, really putting some ass into it. 69, then CG again. P2M, and CG redux. More visual junk hits the screen. Doggy delivered with some force and spanking. Spoon makes Page dreamy, and eventually gets Alex into high gear. P2M, then RC. Deep missionary with legs peeled back. Alex cums on Page's tits.The camerawork is too unsteady with too many genital to genital closeups. Alex seemed to be having problems early on, but was able to ramp up the intensity by the middle of the scene. |
Platinum blonde Varla Vek presents green haired Poppy Roxx with
a birthday cake, and the eternal promise that blowing out the candle will
make her wish come true. If that wish was having hot wax dripped on her
breasts, then she got it. Her pierced tongue is another landing pad before
they start playing with the cake. Poppy is tied up and has to watch as
Varla uses her rabbit (the dildo) in her big bald gash. Poppy helps her
along by sucking her tattooed tits, then cleaning the tasty toy. Varla
uses a heart shaped riding crop to spank Poppy's pussy, diving in with
tongue and fingers, then spanking her twat to orgasm. Her real present
comes in the form of a flogger that looks like a carrot. First whipping
Poppy with the green strands, then fucking her with the orange shaft. Varla
knows how to make Poppy's body come alive, spanking her tits while ramming
the dildo. She cuts away the strands of crepe paper that "imprisoned" Poppy,
then bends her over a table to redden her ass and thighs. A little dirt
hole tease before Varla pulls down her skirt to show she's sporting a purple
strapon, which Poppy kneels to suck before getting porked in the ass from
behind. Varla draws a rabbit silouette on Poppy's ass and sticks the carrot
up her pooper. Varla goes back to dogging her ass with the fake appendage,
getting nice and wild as she cums hard. It's quid pro quo time for Varla,
who puts a tiara on the birthday girl, then spreads her meaty, tattooed,
pierced pussy for Poppy's talented tongue. Juicy beef curtains are parted,
exposing a canal that could take Mandingo with ease. Poppy knows how to
work that gash with her tongue, and especially her hands, and I'd bet she'd
be in there up to her elbow if this was another, more liberal, era. As
it is, she gets Varla trembling with pleasure, and they seal the scene
with a kiss.I liked the fetish here. More time with the wax would have been nice, but they didn't seem to be faking or playing at this sort of sex. Varla is very butch and Poppy is definitely the femme. Tattoos abound, as well as piercings, and it all fit nicely. There was more video garbage passing through, but this scene maintained its heat very well. |
Marie Luv and Dino Bravo are dancing in black formal wear. If you want to know why people are always late for parties, check Marie out in that dress. Dino is peeling her out of it, showing Marie's stunningly buffed bod, and he's nibbling on every inch he can get a lip or tongue to. Marie has a g-spot dildo. The exact one I got my girlfriend last Xmas.  She buzzes herself a bit before Dino takes over with his tongue. Marie's wet, and now she only cares that he has a hard cock for her. The bj gets a visual fucking over as the video mirrors Marie and has her melting into herself as she bobs on the dick. They get back to relative reality as Marie finishes the hardening before getting a CG ride. She uses the vibrator to tease her asshole, and as before, where the toy goes, the tongue will follow. Dino lays some pipe on doggy and Marie vibes her lips while he's stroking. Cut to mish and Marie's got a new toy to press on her clit. Her skin's got a nice sheen to it and Marie's abs are ripped and heaving as Dino gives her a good pounding. He inquires about her ass and she tells him it's "real tight". He tries it out for himself in mish, his ropey cock ticklin' her innards while she maintains the toy in her juicy lips. Up and over doggy anal helped by the g-spot toy again, then RCA, eventually earning a reach around that, along with her toy, has Marie making wild animal sounds as she quivers and cums on Dino's cock. Mish anal for the almost worn out Marie, sweating profusely, yet cumming extremely hard once again. And yet again, as Dino acknowledges her goose bumped flesh, giving him license to cum on her face and in her mouth. Marie does some loving cleanup to end the scene.After a trippy start, the editor just let the scene speak for itself, as Marie's orgasms were more psychedelic than anything that could be contrived. She was awesome, achieving an animalistic beauty that transcends her obvious glamour by scene's end. |
| Epilogue Throughout the video, there's a mix of existential
blatherings, pornstar roll calls, and talk of bunnies. After Marie's scene,
the bunny allusions are crystallized as several of the participants repeat "Fuck
like a bunny", which is what I guess they did. The sex itself started out surprisingly weak considering how edgy a performer Max Mikita can be. Even Adrianna Nicole didn't seem as intense as I'm used to, and my thinking was that this video was just going to be a watered down, appeal to the civilians, don't ruffle any feathers, pedestrian porn. Not bad scenes, just nothing particularly compelling. Page Morgan's scene wasn't shot well, and there seemed to be wood problems, but she did appear to be into it and injected some energy into it. My opinion of the whole production changed with the Varla Vek, Poppy Roxx scene, which wasn't a typical porno lipstick lesbian fake fuckfest. They maintained their roles and played convincingly on the edge. The only real complaint I have is that they didn't spend enough time on the fetish aspects like the hot wax, or it was edited too tight. Marie Luv ended the video with a must see barn burner. She transcended the artistic pretensions and ran the gamut from elegance to primal beauty. While I admittedly don't have a handle on what "alt" is, I can see where the cast here is very different from the idealized Barbie dolls that Vivid is known for. Strangely, the one performer who could stand with their contract girls in terms of covergirl looks is the one who put in the most un-Vivid like scene. Marie Luv sets this video above the mundane. |
| The Disk BTS, trailers, photo gallery, and an art gallery of images used in the video. |
| Recommendation Marie Luv's fans will want to pick this up, and it isn't a bad choice for a rental if you're in the mood for something a little different. |
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