Homo-Eroticon Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/8/2002

This DVD comprises two of Man's Best's earlier efforts: Dicke Dinger [Big Dick Club] and Eroticon. Dicke Dinger opens with a cute twink sitting on the curb. He is approached by three others who invite him home. (The video has unnecessary narration by a German speaker "der knaben ficken"-the boys fuck, etc. and sometimes the narrator is a woman YUCK!). Well, they sit around for ages as the narrator babbles on and then--BANG--pants are down and two guys are sucking the other two. (It is bad enough when Americans have sex with their shoes on. But Germans seem to do it in their shirts, or, in the case of one of these guys, still in a shirt, tie, and jacket. If they have poor bodies they shouldn't be in these films.) After about twenty minutes of sucking, one of the guys cums. He then puts on his clothes and leaves. The sucking continues on among the remaining three. After three years pass, they sit on the sofa and bring themselves off. The second scene is much better. In that, two cute twinks do the hour-long suck, and then one fucks the other bareback. He pulls out of the gaping hole and waves his dick around to show us that there is indeed no condom. Then back in it goes. (The guy being fucked is, of course, wearing a jacket through all this.)

Dicke Dinger having ended, we now move on to Eroticon. This begins with an adorable brunet bringing some photos to be developed. He takes them to a beautiful skinny blond twink who is turned on by the pictures so much that he lets the brunet blow him. The blond is totally naked! (At last!) He has a nice slim hairless body and an even nicer long slim cock, making us envy the brunet. Jump cut to: brunet rimming gorgeous, who jacks himself off. I kept wanting to see "mein blondes bebe" suck cock, but he was strictly trade. He does let brunet jack off onto his angelic bod. Then he tells brunet to fuck off. Oh, well! We then cut to three guys we have never seen before who walk along the street and enter an apartment. Jump cut to: two of the guys fucking on the dining room table, while the third looks on from the hallway and strokes his cock. When he finally approaches the others, the fucker tells him to wait his turn so he sits on a sofa and continues stroking until both cum. Jump cut to: voyeur fucking the guy was the fucker. (This is one of the annoying things about this film. We are always cutting to a suck or fuck in progress and never see the guys leading in to it. Geez, the seduction is half the fun!) In the last scene, a young guy approaches a well-built stud who is sleeping on the street. (He can't have been a street person long because he is very clean and freshly shaved.) The kind guy invites the street person home, sucks his cock and supposedly lets the guy fuck him. BUT, the guy never gets hard and the fuck is faked! The supposed fucker has coal black pubic hair. The hair on the close-up of the cock entering the ass has red pubic hair! Surely somewhere in their archives was a guy with black pubes fucking. But this director doesn't care. And that's what really pisses me off with this film!

There is such potential here with an attractive cast. It could have been really good with a director who cared a shit or took pride in his work, and with a decent cameraman. (The director is both. alas!) I've given a 4 to the extras, because the menu enables us to jump to scenes, has a photo gallery, and a preview of other films. (Yet, I couldn't help thinking when I was watching the previews--which were really a series of cum shots--that here, I was getting everything in one minute that I would have to wade through these entire films an hour or more for while they sucked, sucked, sucked, fucked, fucked, fake fucked or just sat around. What a hack job!