Homegrown Video 847 Threesomething Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  9/1/2013

An all amateur release from the king of amateur porn. 4 scenes covering a little over 90 minutes of adult entertainment. The couples sent in their tapes for submission and this is what they came up with!

Wild Pheonix, Fred and Tyler

One skinny guy with an average dick and one fat guy with a small cock hang their meet over the girls face. She sucks them off and is having a hard time getting the tiny dick hard. The girls goes back and forth on the two guys before the fat guy starts banging her in mish. The guys crawl along and exchange places. The girl starts moaning like crazy but I can’t imagine it feels too good. The skinny guy inexplicably leaves leaving the other two go at it. It’s almost like seeing 2 whales fuck each other! The skinny guy comes back and the chick takes two facials. Thank God this one is over!

Ginger and Josh Karton

Josh is sitting in his car with a bad accent saying he’s going to take his girlfriend’s ass today. It’s almost like it’s an American trying to do a British accent. It doesn’t sound realistic. They go to Ginger’s place, a fairly attractive redhead and she gets naked. Ginger rubs one out and Josh goes down on her. Ginger gives him head and gets him wet with her spit. They get into a 69 before Ginger gets humped in doggie. Josh unloads on her ass.

Lilith, Daniel Kane and John Doe

Lilith is a heavily tattooed big girl and a tatted up guy makes a call to a friend to come on over. They guys double team her and she gives a dual blowjob. She gets banged but the camera work isn’t very good and you can’t really see the action. Not that the performers are much to look at anyways! She gets two loads of boy batter splashed on her pussy.

Marie and Paul

Marie has a fairly nice body as she prances around in a white bra and pink panties. She gets dressed and gives a little interview. She shows off her pussy with the meaty lips and finger bangs herself. Marie gives him head and gags herself on his dick. She gets boned in mish and doggie before taking a facial.

SUMMARY

This may be Volume 847 but I don’t know how the company is that successful showing off plain looking, bigger girls. I just didn’t find them attractive and the men were nothing to brag about either.