Home Schooled (FusXion) Review

Reviewed by howie  on  11/20/2004

Director: Britney Foster
Year of release: 2004
Who should buy this: Fans of girls dressed in schoolgirl outfits performing hardcore, nasty lesbian sex
Who should avoid this: Fans looking for Vivid-like soft lesbian sex

My review:
Having seen all of Britney Foster’s directed flicks for Fusxion, I knew what to expect from Home Schooled. The movie will contain all lesbian action and follow a central theme. And in this case, the theme is Britney Foster as the bitchy headmaster commandeering naughty, barely legal schoolgirls dressed in very short schoolgirl skirts, pigtails or ponytails, and some piercings. Think of the Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time music video with nasty lesbian sex. Appearances aside, the sex action will contain the full spectrum of nasty g/g action – dildos and heavy fingering in both holes, strap-ons, spitting, rimming, spanking, pussy-to-mouth, ass-to-mouth and some squirting.

This movie was filmed during the time when BF was very showing of her pregnancy so her active participation in every scene was limited to her using her fingers and dildos on the other girls. However, BF can also be heard off-screen giving verbal instructions. We’ll have to wait a little longer for BF to return as an on-screen performer receiving penetration.

Scene 1 – Olivia O’Lovely, Shawnie, Gia Jordan:
The scene starts with Olivia wearing a visible strap-on underneath her barely there plaid skirt. Was this common in Catholic school? Anyway, Shawnie gives her pussy a ride on the strap-on in RCG followed by Gia getting the strap-on in her ass in piledriver with BF completing the DP with a dildo. Next it is Olivia’s turn as she bends over showing off that great ass. She takes a dildo and then some fingers in her tight ass. Good scene to start.

Scene 2 – Lily Thai, Cherry Poppers:
Using an economy of words, I can best describe Lily Thai as an Asian potty-mouth squirter and Cherry as a pale-skinned but cute redhead. Cherry is first to get the attention and Lily starts with fingering her snatch, using a dildo in her pussy and ass. In return, Cherry uses 4 fingers in Lily’s pussy to get Lily to squirt and pulls Cherry’s face down to soak her face. It’s on to Lily riding a dildo in RCG as the dildo is supported underneath by Cherry and this gets Lily to squirt once again. As Lily lies in mish, her ass gets a vibrating dildo and by rubbing it on her clit, guess what – she squirts again. Another good scene.

Scene 3 – Mikayla, Estella, Scarlet O’Whora:
These 3 girls are average looking and may have contributed to the fact that I enjoyed this scene the least. Estella is first and is followed by Mikayla and Scarlet, all of whom get fingered and a dildo in both holes. I did enjoy Scarlet’s British accent as she spewed her dirty talk, especially as she gets a thick butt plug inserted into her ass and is fingered in her pussy at the same time. Disappointing scene.

Scene 4 – Iyesha, Vicki:
Iyesha and Vicki are both very attractive as the action takes place outdoors on a patio table. Iyesha has piercings on 1 nipple and her pussy. Iyesha gets a beaded dildo in her pussy in mish position and bends over for her anal filling. Both girls provide some oral clean-up of the dildo. Vicki has a great set of fake titties and works a dildo in her own ass as she is bent over on the table. Vicki does some ATM clean-up before BF takes over the dildo and pumps away in Vicki’s ass. I loved this scene since there is a nice change of pace with some more tenderness mixed into the action.

Scene 5 – Elizabeth Lawrence, Jayna Oso:
Scene opens with this dialogue – BF speaking to Jayna as Jayna is playing the piano, “Honey, unless you’re shoving those piano keys in your ass, I suggest you get down on that couch. This isn’t piano class.” How’s that for discipline, porn style? It’s on that couch that Jayna gets 4-fingered in her pussy by Elizabeth. Jayna then gets a dildo in her ass in piledriver with both girls doing ATM. Elizabeth assumes the position on the couch and gets dildo-ed in her pussy. It moves to piledriver and Elizabeth gets it in her ass to finish the scene. Very average scene because I don’t find the 2 girls too attractive.

DVD extras:
Continuing Fusxion’s horrible standards, we have some basic fillers: short BTS, photo gallery, trailers, and ads for 1-900 phone sex lines using footage from the late 80’s/early 90’s. Note to Fusxion – buy any current Evil Angel or Private movie to get an idea of what I consider to be the industry leaders with respect to DVD extras.

Summary:
I give Home Schooled a strong rental but cautious buy recommendation. If you’re a fan of BF’s other Fusxion lesbian titles, then you’re probably going to like this movie. Personally, the schoolgirl look doesn’t do it for me as I prefer the glamour look in lesbian scenes. But the action was good and nasty, which is what I’ve come to expect from BF’s movies. I should mention that the video quality and camera work was good. Chris Streams, who is now directing for Third Degree Films, handled the camera work and has worked with BF in her other directorial ventures.