Holy F#@K! It's Huge! Review

Reviewed by ChodeMasterJ  on  10/3/2007

We start off with Jayden James. She's got curly black hair, a nice big ass, and very nice natural boobs. She's wearing a black corset, fishnets, and boots. Her nails are also done and her clit is pierced. They start off with an Ass Worship-esque tease. She then crawls over to the guy. She gives him a BJ and he responds by eating her out. They go between BJs/mish/spoon/doggy for a while and end with a cumshot on her face/chest. All in all a good scene, even though there was no anal. :(

Next we have Isabella Pacino. I'm going to have to look into her work because she put on a hell of a scene AND the only anal in the whole film. She starts off by talking to the camera. She's wearing a pink fishnet-type getup that REALLY reminds me of something that a friend of mine once wore when we went clubbing. Kinda eerie. :-\ Anyways, the guy plays with her ass and she gives him a BJ. They go between mish/doggy/BJs before they settle into a normal CG. They do another BJ then into the anal doggy. YAY! Then, in probably the best part of the whole film, she gets into a feet-on-top RCA that nicely shows off her junk. Then a gapeless BEAM, back into the RCA, and ending with a facial. Best scene of the whole damn film.

Then we have Veronica Stone. She's kinda dressed as a schoolgirl. She's got a big nose, but she's still hot. This scene kinda echos the first scene since it's the same guy and positions for the most part. There's plenty of BJs mixed in with eating/standing from behind/mish/spoon and it ends with a facial.

The next scene is with Aline. She's a blonde wearing a red bikini-type outfit. She does a little tease, then they go through the motions by doing a mixture of BJs/doggy/mish, but they mix it up for a minute or two by doing a standing CG. Those are always cool. They lay down and do it CG, then she gets a standard facial.

The final scene is with Chelsie Rai. This girl is a bad actor, I'll just put it like that. Her moans and stuff are super fake. We do a BJ mixed in with some RC/CG and doggy. They finish it up with a spoon and then a facial. Lamest scene in the movie because it seemed faked and I hate Justin Long, the dude in the scene. Very regimentary.

As for the extras we have a few things. A Cumshot Recap, which I didn't go through because I already saw them all, a BTS bit that shows a photo shoot and - among other things - an interview with Justin Long!! WTF?? Who gives a shit what this guys gotta say? He puts out a shitty performance in 3 of the scenes and they're interviewing him like he's on Entertainment Tonight or something. They also show Juan Cuba, an annoying little man, groping all on the girls. The girls kinda have that "get your hands off of me" type look on their face. Kinda funny. They also have a photo gallery and website access.

An ok dvd, but nothing special. The first 2 scenes are great but the other three are kinda lame. It's almost worth it for the first 2 scenes though. Isabella has a nice little body/frame. I'm definitely gonna check out more of her stuff. Hope this was of some help.